Fulkery
@fulkery.bsky.social
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there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
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Bird folks are weird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bird folks are weird.
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I'll tell y'all a secret. I love getting baked and watching Andy Griffith 😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'll tell y'all a secret. I love getting baked and watching Andy Griffith 😂😂
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one bit of frances lore is that i had a deepak chopra twitter parody for years and today i am very much wishing i still did
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
one bit of frances lore is that i had a deepak chopra twitter parody for years and today i am very much wishing i still did
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is a reference to James Cameron's working title for Aliens (1986)
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is a reference to James Cameron's working title for Aliens (1986)
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James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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Well Mr Bond, it appears your crunchwrap is not as supreme as you thought
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well Mr Bond, it appears your crunchwrap is not as supreme as you thought
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Fully aware the chaos of US politics is engineered to keep everyone obsessively feeding the drama machine, but wow does it make being online feel like punishment.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fully aware the chaos of US politics is engineered to keep everyone obsessively feeding the drama machine, but wow does it make being online feel like punishment.
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When you are happy and glowing because you’re doing you and aren’t dating and someone says you will soon find happiness and start dating again and ummm I think you’re missing the point, it’s the dating that messes up the happiness
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When you are happy and glowing because you’re doing you and aren’t dating and someone says you will soon find happiness and start dating again and ummm I think you’re missing the point, it’s the dating that messes up the happiness
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It's fascinating how good my body is at producing muscle knots given how little I move every day. I'm 18% 3-toed sloth on my dad's side according to ancestry.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's fascinating how good my body is at producing muscle knots given how little I move every day. I'm 18% 3-toed sloth on my dad's side according to ancestry.com
99% of the first 30+ episodes of Dragonball Z is just “Jfc Gohan, grow a pair”
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
99% of the first 30+ episodes of Dragonball Z is just “Jfc Gohan, grow a pair”
Can I just somehow live with the goats and still have health insurance?
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can I just somehow live with the goats and still have health insurance?
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Today's estate sale find
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Today's estate sale find
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under communism Red Bull will be nationalized and their advertising budget will be doubled
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
under communism Red Bull will be nationalized and their advertising budget will be doubled
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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[At the Zoo]
Kid: What's that?
Me: That's a bear.
Kid: What's it doing?
Me: His best.
Kid: What's that?
Me: That's a bear.
Kid: What's it doing?
Me: His best.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
[At the Zoo]
Kid: What's that?
Me: That's a bear.
Kid: What's it doing?
Me: His best.
Kid: What's that?
Me: That's a bear.
Kid: What's it doing?
Me: His best.
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This picture is creamsicle flavored
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This picture is creamsicle flavored
Well of course Google is scraping Gmail to train Gemini, that’s why top search results already read like marketing spam.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Well of course Google is scraping Gmail to train Gemini, that’s why top search results already read like marketing spam.
Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
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1940s postcard time
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
1940s postcard time