Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
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I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
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I was disappointed to learn that my burrito didn't include even a little donkey.
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I was disappointed to learn that my burrito didn't include even a little donkey.
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ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
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so bored by work i'm reading the emails in my spam folder
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
so bored by work i'm reading the emails in my spam folder
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I am no longer accepting criticism, the fire horse showed up here with a saddle of delusion and I intend to ride
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I am no longer accepting criticism, the fire horse showed up here with a saddle of delusion and I intend to ride
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
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BREAKING: Dictators around the world delighted that U.S. President is so highly corruptible and willing to take bribes.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
BREAKING: Dictators around the world delighted that U.S. President is so highly corruptible and willing to take bribes.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
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“What’s up guys! My name’s Alexander, but my friends call me Fiver. You know, like in the book? My family just moved here from Des Moines because of Dad’s work. What kind of music do you like? I’m into hip hop. Get it? Hahaha! Mom says I’m the family comedian. Hello? Guys? Guys? Sprechen sie bunny?”
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“What’s up guys! My name’s Alexander, but my friends call me Fiver. You know, like in the book? My family just moved here from Des Moines because of Dad’s work. What kind of music do you like? I’m into hip hop. Get it? Hahaha! Mom says I’m the family comedian. Hello? Guys? Guys? Sprechen sie bunny?”
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In silence where the listener and the storyteller are one and the same, you sit on the half-moon of a portal between the known and the unknown, with eyes eager to drink deep.
February 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
In silence where the listener and the storyteller are one and the same, you sit on the half-moon of a portal between the known and the unknown, with eyes eager to drink deep.
At wedding place at the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
February 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
At wedding place at the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
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This day in history. 1478. George, Duke of Clarence was executed for treason on orders of his brother King Edward IV, drowned, they say, in a butt of malmsey wine. It seems wasteful but his other brother tried to trade his kingdom for a horse. Anyway, what a crew.
February 18, 2026 at 9:32 AM
This day in history. 1478. George, Duke of Clarence was executed for treason on orders of his brother King Edward IV, drowned, they say, in a butt of malmsey wine. It seems wasteful but his other brother tried to trade his kingdom for a horse. Anyway, what a crew.
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Pam Bondi is an epic failure ….
as an “attorney general” and a human being.
as an “attorney general” and a human being.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Pam Bondi is an epic failure ….
as an “attorney general” and a human being.
as an “attorney general” and a human being.
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Hoping that this is truly good news rather than delaying tomfoolery. And, as always, thanks to the public health folks who are seemingly indefatigable heroes but must be so, so tired.
Big news from @lizzylawrence.bsky.social: FDA reverses course, agrees to review Moderna’s flu vaccine www.statnews.com/2026/02/18/f... via @statnews.com
FDA reverses course, agrees to review Moderna’s flu vaccine
The FDA reversed course and told Moderna it would review its application for a new flu vaccine, the company announced Wednesday.
www.statnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Hoping that this is truly good news rather than delaying tomfoolery. And, as always, thanks to the public health folks who are seemingly indefatigable heroes but must be so, so tired.
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me, dabbing: what
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
me, dabbing: what
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to me this is the difference between corporations speed rolling execution because everything has to happen fast in capitalism vs understanding the real world impact, not just as Andrew has described below but, also as something that will fundamentally change how the human brain operates imo
if you want me to embrace ai you need to first convince me it is the best use of trillions of (our) dollars and then you need to convince me its more than a fake hypergrowth ponzi scheme meant to funnel billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of billionaires
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
to me this is the difference between corporations speed rolling execution because everything has to happen fast in capitalism vs understanding the real world impact, not just as Andrew has described below but, also as something that will fundamentally change how the human brain operates imo
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Vanna White turns 69 today. In lieu of cards, send letters.
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Vanna White turns 69 today. In lieu of cards, send letters.
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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long term plans? well I'm gonna get just enough shit faced tonight that I can go to sleep easily but not so shit faced that it prohibits me from getting up early and ready to do it again tomorrow
February 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
long term plans? well I'm gonna get just enough shit faced tonight that I can go to sleep easily but not so shit faced that it prohibits me from getting up early and ready to do it again tomorrow
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Ash Wednesday is a very special day for me, as it gives me the perfect excuse for going out in public without washing my face.
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Ash Wednesday is a very special day for me, as it gives me the perfect excuse for going out in public without washing my face.
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my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back
February 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back
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Help me understand why, if there’s proof of him raping and harming children in the files, why hasn’t he been arrested? Because the files haven’t been released? Because he’s president (sic)? Isn’t the crime bigger than that? Help me understand.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Help me understand why, if there’s proof of him raping and harming children in the files, why hasn’t he been arrested? Because the files haven’t been released? Because he’s president (sic)? Isn’t the crime bigger than that? Help me understand.
At wedding place it the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
At wedding place it the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
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Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.