Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Curling stones are fine I guess but my Mom had a curling IRON
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Curling stones are fine I guess but my Mom had a curling IRON
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Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
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I think I would have enjoyed the life of a heavy metal hoochie mama
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I think I would have enjoyed the life of a heavy metal hoochie mama
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I’m not happy with the Dad noises I find myself making as an almost 52 year old woman.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I’m not happy with the Dad noises I find myself making as an almost 52 year old woman.
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Can you claim your cell phone or tablet on your taxes, or nah?
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Can you claim your cell phone or tablet on your taxes, or nah?
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Hinge translations:
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Hinge translations:
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
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The more figure skating I watch the more I get the feeling that if you fell on an icy sidewalk Tara Lapinski would laugh at you but Johnny Weir would stop to help you
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The more figure skating I watch the more I get the feeling that if you fell on an icy sidewalk Tara Lapinski would laugh at you but Johnny Weir would stop to help you
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Dog unemployment has reached 98%
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Dog unemployment has reached 98%
I woke up this morning and my hair resembled a beach umbrella.
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair resembled a beach umbrella.
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
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Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
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This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
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MY BLOOD PRESSURE APP'S NOT WORKING. I'M FURIOUS.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
MY BLOOD PRESSURE APP'S NOT WORKING. I'M FURIOUS.
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I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
February 15, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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This day in history. 2002. A second gold medal was awarded for Olympic pairs figure skating, to the Canadians. A Russian/French vote trading scheme had resulted in a gold medal for the clumsy Russian pair. The rules were changed afterwards in an unsuccessful attempt to Putin-proof the judging.
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 AM
This day in history. 2002. A second gold medal was awarded for Olympic pairs figure skating, to the Canadians. A Russian/French vote trading scheme had resulted in a gold medal for the clumsy Russian pair. The rules were changed afterwards in an unsuccessful attempt to Putin-proof the judging.
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today is audiobooks, music & peace of mind
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
today is audiobooks, music & peace of mind
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If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
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tuki has a love hate relationship with water
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
tuki has a love hate relationship with water
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🎵i’m just a poor boy…
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
🎵i’m just a poor boy…
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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My mom knows a better way to get there in case your uber driver needs any help
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
My mom knows a better way to get there in case your uber driver needs any help
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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
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Go out and enjoy the weekend. For best results, avoid direct exposure to people.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Go out and enjoy the weekend. For best results, avoid direct exposure to people.
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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime