Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
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Never gets old…Always raises our mood!
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Never gets old…Always raises our mood!
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I identify as curling stone.
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I identify as curling stone.
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Advertisement:
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Advertisement:
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
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Trump’s pay-to-play accepting money for pardons, selling foreign policy decisions for personal enrichment, accepting bribes… I’m confused as to why he’s not indicted? It’s gotta be easy to prove it’s not covered by immunity…somebody has got to stop him.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Trump’s pay-to-play accepting money for pardons, selling foreign policy decisions for personal enrichment, accepting bribes… I’m confused as to why he’s not indicted? It’s gotta be easy to prove it’s not covered by immunity…somebody has got to stop him.
I woke up this morning and my hair resembled the style show in that Ronaldo statue.
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair resembled the style show in that Ronaldo statue.
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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD unless you have any knee or hip issues, in which case, please feel free to have a seat in one of the padded chairs provided for your convenience.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD unless you have any knee or hip issues, in which case, please feel free to have a seat in one of the padded chairs provided for your convenience.
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YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
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This chef at the brunch buffet is giving me the crêpes
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This chef at the brunch buffet is giving me the crêpes
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voted least likely to hit subscribe
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
voted least likely to hit subscribe
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me: it's Friday the thirteen!
British me: blimey, eets Froy-day tha firteenfh then, innit?
British me: blimey, eets Froy-day tha firteenfh then, innit?
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
me: it's Friday the thirteen!
British me: blimey, eets Froy-day tha firteenfh then, innit?
British me: blimey, eets Froy-day tha firteenfh then, innit?
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I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
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“The players exchanged insults, and at the end of the match the man insulted his male opponent’s wife.”
—and then it was on like Donkey Kong, which none of the combatants had ever heard of.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
—and then it was on like Donkey Kong, which none of the combatants had ever heard of.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
In a pickle: couple charged with felony battery after pickleball brawl at Florida country club
Dispute about rules elevated from insults to fisticuffs, with as many as 20 players becoming involved
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
“The players exchanged insults, and at the end of the match the man insulted his male opponent’s wife.”
—and then it was on like Donkey Kong, which none of the combatants had ever heard of.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
—and then it was on like Donkey Kong, which none of the combatants had ever heard of.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
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The poetry of February will always be for me the grocery store Valentine’s Day section and the shoppers within.
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The poetry of February will always be for me the grocery store Valentine’s Day section and the shoppers within.
Triskaidekaphobia? More like Trumpajerkaphobia.
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Triskaidekaphobia? More like Trumpajerkaphobia.
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Feeling like it's about time to get back to my roots...
[resumes watching Outlander]
[resumes watching Outlander]
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Feeling like it's about time to get back to my roots...
[resumes watching Outlander]
[resumes watching Outlander]
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me: it’s Friday the 13th, y’all. better knock wood
elijah: what
elijah: what
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 AM
me: it’s Friday the 13th, y’all. better knock wood
elijah: what
elijah: what
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Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
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Try a the yams in cardigans if you’re looking for a more casual snack.
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Try a the yams in cardigans if you’re looking for a more casual snack.
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it would not be fair to them to say this aloud so I don't but every day at some point I see my children and think i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm doing everything i can to make this world better but i'm so sorry, you do not deserve any of this
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
it would not be fair to them to say this aloud so I don't but every day at some point I see my children and think i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm doing everything i can to make this world better but i'm so sorry, you do not deserve any of this
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I love how they named those little mints Andes after the mountains where plane crash survivors ate their dead to stay alive. So cute!
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I love how they named those little mints Andes after the mountains where plane crash survivors ate their dead to stay alive. So cute!
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I would consider this grounds for divorce.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would consider this grounds for divorce.
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You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?