Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
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The most attention-seeking of all camels is the dramadary.
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
The most attention-seeking of all camels is the dramadary.
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“Trumpism” is now being used in France and French politics to refer to the “negation of democracy”.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
“Trumpism” is now being used in France and French politics to refer to the “negation of democracy”.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Occupy Democrats has always been trash but this is especially gross. Why mention the fact that he’s Jewish at all? Hmmm
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Occupy Democrats has always been trash but this is especially gross. Why mention the fact that he’s Jewish at all? Hmmm
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My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
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shine on with our imperfect selves
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
shine on with our imperfect selves
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It’s confusing to me that there’s no word in the English language for waking up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
It’s confusing to me that there’s no word in the English language for waking up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream
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The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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oh you eat your can of beans with a spoon? i eat mine with another can of beans
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
oh you eat your can of beans with a spoon? i eat mine with another can of beans
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Ok, Bye... if that's even you're name
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ok, Bye... if that's even you're name
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Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
Excellent guess but no Carmen is not in San Diego.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Excellent guess but no Carmen is not in San Diego.
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ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
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Ran into my drug dealer today.
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Ran into my drug dealer today.
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
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911: what is your emergency
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
911: what is your emergency
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
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just called someone a dirty rat now I'm sporting a homburg and talkin' up dames at a gin joint
November 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
just called someone a dirty rat now I'm sporting a homburg and talkin' up dames at a gin joint
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Lol at Eddie Vedder fans that won’t listen to Bad Bunny because they “don’t understand what he’s saying.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lol at Eddie Vedder fans that won’t listen to Bad Bunny because they “don’t understand what he’s saying.”
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What’s with talking through a concert? Why are you even there?
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
What’s with talking through a concert? Why are you even there?
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Don’t make me have to make a PowerPoint over this😁
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Don’t make me have to make a PowerPoint over this😁
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Chicken McNuggets come in 4 distinct shapes, each representing a different cast member of the Golden Girls
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Chicken McNuggets come in 4 distinct shapes, each representing a different cast member of the Golden Girls