Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Just me at 3 AM staring into the dark trying to decide if that’s my jacket on the door or a headless man patiently waiting to take me out.
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Just me at 3 AM staring into the dark trying to decide if that’s my jacket on the door or a headless man patiently waiting to take me out.
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The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
Maybe if you scroll through a few dozen of my tweets you might find one that's okay.
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Maybe if you scroll through a few dozen of my tweets you might find one that's okay.
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it’s okay, it’s just hysterical myopia
February 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
it’s okay, it’s just hysterical myopia
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generative ai is the perfect distillation of rich people into machines, HG Wells should sue for plagiarism (The Time Machine)
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
generative ai is the perfect distillation of rich people into machines, HG Wells should sue for plagiarism (The Time Machine)
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this guy and his cohort honestly believe they have outsmarted people like me (aka regular book readers), and … yeah idk
are we prepared to physically encounter/manage these meatsacks who are currently liquefying their brains as sacrifice to the machine deity, they are going to need care/managing
are we prepared to physically encounter/manage these meatsacks who are currently liquefying their brains as sacrifice to the machine deity, they are going to need care/managing
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
this guy and his cohort honestly believe they have outsmarted people like me (aka regular book readers), and … yeah idk
are we prepared to physically encounter/manage these meatsacks who are currently liquefying their brains as sacrifice to the machine deity, they are going to need care/managing
are we prepared to physically encounter/manage these meatsacks who are currently liquefying their brains as sacrifice to the machine deity, they are going to need care/managing
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two self reposts so far today because they’re relevant again because my life is a repeating loop
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
two self reposts so far today because they’re relevant again because my life is a repeating loop
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hire me, olympics™️ 🥇
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
hire me, olympics™️ 🥇
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curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
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Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
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I wish we had a President this President’s Day.
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I wish we had a President this President’s Day.
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I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
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Please stop posting Twitter screenshots from large individual accounts still on Twitter. No more excuses for being on that platform. Clout-chasing or being too lazy to rebuild a following are poor excuses.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Please stop posting Twitter screenshots from large individual accounts still on Twitter. No more excuses for being on that platform. Clout-chasing or being too lazy to rebuild a following are poor excuses.
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You should be offered juice and cookies after more things than just giving blood.
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You should be offered juice and cookies after more things than just giving blood.
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
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As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.
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I wolfed down a chicken souvlaki and can feel it in the pita my stomach.
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I wolfed down a chicken souvlaki and can feel it in the pita my stomach.
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i don't wanna hold in this bitterness for the rest of the day so i'm gunna rant to strangers on the internet.
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i don't wanna hold in this bitterness for the rest of the day so i'm gunna rant to strangers on the internet.
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
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“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
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I watched the first season of Bridgerton with my parents (a bold choice) and every time there was nudity we'd yell, "Tuchus!"
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I watched the first season of Bridgerton with my parents (a bold choice) and every time there was nudity we'd yell, "Tuchus!"
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Someone is using my business address as their address without permission. Count your days, The Shingle Master
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Someone is using my business address as their address without permission. Count your days, The Shingle Master
This is the third time that person's posts have annoyed me. They are now so muted.
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is the third time that person's posts have annoyed me. They are now so muted.
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how it feels to be on bluesky
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
how it feels to be on bluesky
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Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS