Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Instead of saying “it’s all good” I’m gonna start saying “it’s all ferns.”
January 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Instead of saying “it’s all good” I’m gonna start saying “it’s all ferns.”
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You and I are an old fashioned complication *tips hat*
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You and I are an old fashioned complication *tips hat*
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have the party without me, l always say
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
have the party without me, l always say
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I never got over the fear of my stove exploding, even though I switched from gas to electric 20 years ago lulz
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I never got over the fear of my stove exploding, even though I switched from gas to electric 20 years ago lulz
When that TV ad airs about switchin' to that phone company I'm quickly switchin' to another channel.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
When that TV ad airs about switchin' to that phone company I'm quickly switchin' to another channel.
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
The movie ticket taker smiled but made sure I knew I was not the only one who had approached the booth singing 🎶 Oh solo mio! 🎶
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The movie ticket taker smiled but made sure I knew I was not the only one who had approached the booth singing 🎶 Oh solo mio! 🎶
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If she asks you if you have a police record and you say, “Synchronicity,” and she doesn’t get it, she’s too young for you.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If she asks you if you have a police record and you say, “Synchronicity,” and she doesn’t get it, she’s too young for you.
An elephant never forgets @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social and neither should you. Happy birthday Woody!
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
An elephant never forgets @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social and neither should you. Happy birthday Woody!
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Thank you KD. Shingles might not care, but you do!
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Thank you KD. Shingles might not care, but you do!
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sliding a brand-new vhs tape out of the box was such a satisfying visceral exp bc it had to release its vacuum-like suction from the freshly-removed cellophane
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
sliding a brand-new vhs tape out of the box was such a satisfying visceral exp bc it had to release its vacuum-like suction from the freshly-removed cellophane
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Cake- “The Distance”
CAKE - The Distance (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Cake- “The Distance”
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I got your subskeet.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I got your subskeet.
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All these years being told to conserve water, yet miraculously, there's enough fresh water to run AI data centers.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
All these years being told to conserve water, yet miraculously, there's enough fresh water to run AI data centers.
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anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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I read ‘moots’ as ‘mutes’ every time
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I read ‘moots’ as ‘mutes’ every time
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explaining how you feel should not turn into a fight.
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
explaining how you feel should not turn into a fight.
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Mr. Ed worked constantly. He ate all his meals standing up.
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Mr. Ed worked constantly. He ate all his meals standing up.
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Already tired of 2026.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Already tired of 2026.
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You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
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I smacked my husband’s butt when I walked by and apparently that’s “not ideal” when he’s holding a glass of red wine.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I smacked my husband’s butt when I walked by and apparently that’s “not ideal” when he’s holding a glass of red wine.
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In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
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is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it