Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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whoever has my voodoo doll please stop making it crave meatloaf
February 20, 2026 at 11:35 AM
whoever has my voodoo doll please stop making it crave meatloaf
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I was dunking part of a mini cinnamon roll in my coffee and the last tiny bite broke apart and half of it fell into the coffee and I’m glad I was alone because I know I made the saddest face.
February 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I was dunking part of a mini cinnamon roll in my coffee and the last tiny bite broke apart and half of it fell into the coffee and I’m glad I was alone because I know I made the saddest face.
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Life is short. Put hot sauce on everything.
February 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Life is short. Put hot sauce on everything.
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My bank statement reads like a pizza hut menu.
February 20, 2026 at 1:12 PM
My bank statement reads like a pizza hut menu.
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A Placebo cover band also called Placebo
February 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
A Placebo cover band also called Placebo
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Impeach is such a puny sounding little word now
February 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Impeach is such a puny sounding little word now
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I put the demon in pandemonium.
February 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I put the demon in pandemonium.
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morning , brian 🧠
February 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
morning , brian 🧠
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me: im not dyslexic my brian works perfectly
my brain, who i call brian: what
my brain, who i call brian: what
February 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
me: im not dyslexic my brian works perfectly
my brain, who i call brian: what
my brain, who i call brian: what
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𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘵 is my favorite film about setting the dinner table.
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘵 is my favorite film about setting the dinner table.
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Establish airplane middle seat dominance by loudly regretting all that chili you had for breakfast
February 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Establish airplane middle seat dominance by loudly regretting all that chili you had for breakfast
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Reviewing the Winter Olympic Games' medal table, I see that Antarctica is (once again!) embarrassing itself.
February 20, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Reviewing the Winter Olympic Games' medal table, I see that Antarctica is (once again!) embarrassing itself.
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jarring to now realize the 90s ace of base song all that she wants was about ghislaine maxwell
February 20, 2026 at 8:50 AM
jarring to now realize the 90s ace of base song all that she wants was about ghislaine maxwell
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Answers unknown number..Oh hey, you sound tall. Anyways, wrong number.
February 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Answers unknown number..Oh hey, you sound tall. Anyways, wrong number.
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*emerging from a chrysalis as a beautiful butterfly*
"Fuckety fuck, I'm afraid of heights"
"Fuckety fuck, I'm afraid of heights"
February 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
*emerging from a chrysalis as a beautiful butterfly*
"Fuckety fuck, I'm afraid of heights"
"Fuckety fuck, I'm afraid of heights"
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reading on the subway but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think it’s for pleasure
February 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
reading on the subway but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think it’s for pleasure
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Me: And this is the beer room.
Guest: I think most people just call it a kitchen.
Guest: I think most people just call it a kitchen.
February 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Me: And this is the beer room.
Guest: I think most people just call it a kitchen.
Guest: I think most people just call it a kitchen.
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call me old fashioned but I bring enough raw hot dogs onto the plane for everyone
February 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
call me old fashioned but I bring enough raw hot dogs onto the plane for everyone
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Not once, in the million times he’s been asked about Epstein, has Trump said something like “it’s a terrible thing that happened, all those rapes” it’s always just “I didn’t do it.” Just like it’s never “I’m not a rapist” it’s always “she’s not my type.”
February 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Not once, in the million times he’s been asked about Epstein, has Trump said something like “it’s a terrible thing that happened, all those rapes” it’s always just “I didn’t do it.” Just like it’s never “I’m not a rapist” it’s always “she’s not my type.”
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Aide: Mr President, the Epstein fallout is getting closer to you. It's all anyone talks about.
Trump: Fine. Release the X Files.
Trump: Fine. Release the X Files.
February 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Aide: Mr President, the Epstein fallout is getting closer to you. It's all anyone talks about.
Trump: Fine. Release the X Files.
Trump: Fine. Release the X Files.
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You make me smile, go away
February 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
You make me smile, go away
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My son picked the most inopportune time to join the military.
February 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My son picked the most inopportune time to join the military.
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I feel myself a cog in something turning
February 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I feel myself a cog in something turning
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"...and the TEN BILLION DOLLARS I just transferred in from the American taxpayers will go to 'miscellaneous expenses'.."
February 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"...and the TEN BILLION DOLLARS I just transferred in from the American taxpayers will go to 'miscellaneous expenses'.."
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"Thank you for you billion dollar donations Board Of Peace members. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bomb Iran with the drone technology my sons are invested in."
February 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"Thank you for you billion dollar donations Board Of Peace members. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bomb Iran with the drone technology my sons are invested in."
