Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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also the dose might be mcg not mg but old lady can’t find her glasses so fuck it back to the margarita 🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
also the dose might be mcg not mg but old lady can’t find her glasses so fuck it back to the margarita 🍹
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[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
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apropos of nothing, Search Party on netflix is great . ok carry on.
February 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
apropos of nothing, Search Party on netflix is great . ok carry on.
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it’s hashtag taco tuesday, in case you live under a rock k byeee 🌮
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
it’s hashtag taco tuesday, in case you live under a rock k byeee 🌮
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it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
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A complete list of my favorite gras:
1. Mardi
2. Foie
1. Mardi
2. Foie
February 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
A complete list of my favorite gras:
1. Mardi
2. Foie
1. Mardi
2. Foie
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My oldest hen just turned 10 yesterday and still lays an egg occasionally, so she clearly hasn’t hit henopause yet.
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My oldest hen just turned 10 yesterday and still lays an egg occasionally, so she clearly hasn’t hit henopause yet.
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THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE ARE DYING
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE ARE DYING
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That's a problem for the next lunar new year, bestie
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
That's a problem for the next lunar new year, bestie
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
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Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
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Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.
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The scale says I’m off to a great start for Fat Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 12:19 PM
The scale says I’m off to a great start for Fat Tuesday.
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I never order the early bird special because who enjoys worms?
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I never order the early bird special because who enjoys worms?
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Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
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Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?
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i’m off to the the olympic village if you know what i mean
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i’m off to the the olympic village if you know what i mean
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handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
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I guess I just have one of those faces -- but my lawyer says the cops may go easy on me if I return it to the transplant center by noon.
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I guess I just have one of those faces -- but my lawyer says the cops may go easy on me if I return it to the transplant center by noon.
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Some people just choose to be ignorant... nothing any of us can do about that.
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Some people just choose to be ignorant... nothing any of us can do about that.
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I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
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The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?