Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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my opinionated baby: WHAT
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
my opinionated baby: WHAT
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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Spoon is my favorite of all the cutlery bands.
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Spoon is my favorite of all the cutlery bands.
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“Best If Used By,” huh?
That’s just Big Expiration pulling one over on you.
That’s just Big Expiration pulling one over on you.
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
“Best If Used By,” huh?
That’s just Big Expiration pulling one over on you.
That’s just Big Expiration pulling one over on you.
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“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
I'm trying not to have a second serving but I have already finished the first. So you see my dilemma?
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I'm trying not to have a second serving but I have already finished the first. So you see my dilemma?
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I asked my husband if he wanted coffee, and he said, “Sure, if you’re already making some.” I wasn’t. But now I have to. I’m mad at myself.
February 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I asked my husband if he wanted coffee, and he said, “Sure, if you’re already making some.” I wasn’t. But now I have to. I’m mad at myself.
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woke up with an (analog) chip on my shoulder (British chip) (yes I already ate it)
February 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
woke up with an (analog) chip on my shoulder (British chip) (yes I already ate it)
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Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
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was about to add a whiny (haha) comment here but changed my mind no i didn’t this is it this is the whiny comment
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
was about to add a whiny (haha) comment here but changed my mind no i didn’t this is it this is the whiny comment
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if i was a sommelier, i’d call my business Somme Like it Hot or Somme Enchanted Evening or Somme Times You Win & Somme Times You Lose (gotta rethink that one) or Somme Day My Prints Will Come (your wine pairings menus) or
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
if i was a sommelier, i’d call my business Somme Like it Hot or Somme Enchanted Evening or Somme Times You Win & Somme Times You Lose (gotta rethink that one) or Somme Day My Prints Will Come (your wine pairings menus) or
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Punxsutawney Phil came outside this morning and burst into flames, signaling that the State of the Union Address is nigh.
February 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Punxsutawney Phil came outside this morning and burst into flames, signaling that the State of the Union Address is nigh.
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Sure I’ll unlock the enigma of the cursed city but I better get some pto
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Sure I’ll unlock the enigma of the cursed city but I better get some pto
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calling it date night makes me not want to go
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
calling it date night makes me not want to go
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Horror movie idea: you unlock your team’s hidden potential
February 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Horror movie idea: you unlock your team’s hidden potential
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As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
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I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
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I was disappointed to learn that my burrito didn't include even a little donkey.
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I was disappointed to learn that my burrito didn't include even a little donkey.
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ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
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so bored by work i'm reading the emails in my spam folder
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
so bored by work i'm reading the emails in my spam folder
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I am no longer accepting criticism, the fire horse showed up here with a saddle of delusion and I intend to ride
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I am no longer accepting criticism, the fire horse showed up here with a saddle of delusion and I intend to ride
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
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BREAKING: Dictators around the world delighted that U.S. President is so highly corruptible and willing to take bribes.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
BREAKING: Dictators around the world delighted that U.S. President is so highly corruptible and willing to take bribes.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.
“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.