Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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Hi.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Hi.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
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no one:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
no one:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
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therapy only works if your therapist has more followers than you
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
therapy only works if your therapist has more followers than you
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italian cats be like miao
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
italian cats be like miao
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Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
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My husband is so predicable!
I know exactly what he'll get me for Valentine's Day ...
Nothing
I know exactly what he'll get me for Valentine's Day ...
Nothing
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
My husband is so predicable!
I know exactly what he'll get me for Valentine's Day ...
Nothing
I know exactly what he'll get me for Valentine's Day ...
Nothing
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Am I the only one who's wondering how long a stardate is?
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Am I the only one who's wondering how long a stardate is?
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I bet I could drill into the bottom of a Panera bread bowl, attach a hose, and turn it into, like, a beer funnel but for soup
February 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I bet I could drill into the bottom of a Panera bread bowl, attach a hose, and turn it into, like, a beer funnel but for soup
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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I am no longer my own landscaper. I am now "The Hedgelord"
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I am no longer my own landscaper. I am now "The Hedgelord"
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Been away from home for 3 1/2 months. Got back to LA and found all the rain made the succulents in my yard very happy.
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Been away from home for 3 1/2 months. Got back to LA and found all the rain made the succulents in my yard very happy.
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Discovered today that Instagram had turned on (without my opt-in) automatic AUDIO translation of any reel that shows up in my feed not in English USING AI TO MIMIC THE SPEAKER’S VOICE and WOW it was creepy and upsetting.
You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻♀️
You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻♀️
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Discovered today that Instagram had turned on (without my opt-in) automatic AUDIO translation of any reel that shows up in my feed not in English USING AI TO MIMIC THE SPEAKER’S VOICE and WOW it was creepy and upsetting.
You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻♀️
You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻♀️
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[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
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Panic! Anywhere really
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Panic! Anywhere really
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Poor Cayman Islands. They sent one athlete to the Winter Olympics and he Cayman last.
February 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Poor Cayman Islands. They sent one athlete to the Winter Olympics and he Cayman last.
Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?
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I would break my right arm if it meant my back would stop hurting.
February 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I would break my right arm if it meant my back would stop hurting.
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I think it might be me. 40% of my class dropped out. Although we did have one guy who abandoned his family's pizza shop to become an ISIS commander.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I think it might be me. 40% of my class dropped out. Although we did have one guy who abandoned his family's pizza shop to become an ISIS commander.
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Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
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Okay, tornadoes & flooding in LA it totally normal.
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Okay, tornadoes & flooding in LA it totally normal.
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Contrary to what doctors seem to think, you can't live, laugh, Lexapro your way out of an economy and government that is depressing
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Contrary to what doctors seem to think, you can't live, laugh, Lexapro your way out of an economy and government that is depressing
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If you really want to know what it was like in the 70’s, unbuckle the kids’ seatbelts, light a Marlboro, and crack a couple road sodas on the way to drop them off at the roller skating rink
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
If you really want to know what it was like in the 70’s, unbuckle the kids’ seatbelts, light a Marlboro, and crack a couple road sodas on the way to drop them off at the roller skating rink
People are saying ICE agents should take off the Mask. I don't know why those deadly thugs should do a parody of a Jim Carrey movie. What do I know?
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
People are saying ICE agents should take off the Mask. I don't know why those deadly thugs should do a parody of a Jim Carrey movie. What do I know?
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I have officially reached the sensible loafers stage of life. Goodbye, high heels at work. You served me well for many a year.
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I have officially reached the sensible loafers stage of life. Goodbye, high heels at work. You served me well for many a year.
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I’ll never say I love you but I will put a baseball in your glove when you’re not using it
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I’ll never say I love you but I will put a baseball in your glove when you’re not using it