Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Everyone at work complaining about the quality of the coffee and I'm over here saying Hey free coffee!
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Everyone at work complaining about the quality of the coffee and I'm over here saying Hey free coffee!
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She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
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Gipsy Kings - Bamboléo (Miami Mix - Official Audio)
YouTube video by gipsykingsVEVO
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
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how can I vet you properly of you don't have a search link?
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
how can I vet you properly of you don't have a search link?
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Googling "is milk good for you" because I genuinely don't know anymore
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Googling "is milk good for you" because I genuinely don't know anymore
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obsessed with this new needle minder
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
obsessed with this new needle minder
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Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
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I think I'm invisible. I see through my self.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I think I'm invisible. I see through my self.
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One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
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I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets
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She’s a 10 but is really just two 5’s that like to ruin joke formats in a trenchcoat
September 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
She’s a 10 but is really just two 5’s that like to ruin joke formats in a trenchcoat
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clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
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Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
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I think it would've been perfect if at some point during the half-time show he launched rolls of paper towels into the audience.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I think it would've been perfect if at some point during the half-time show he launched rolls of paper towels into the audience.
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Imagine being more angry at an American speaking Spanish than a bunch of pedos trying to rip away your healthcare.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Imagine being more angry at an American speaking Spanish than a bunch of pedos trying to rip away your healthcare.
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My a capella trio is so versatile that we can even sing about grits in three part hominy.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My a capella trio is so versatile that we can even sing about grits in three part hominy.
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“There was zero plan, except causing pain,” said one U.N. official about the Trump administration’s decision to stop funding the group with no notice or communication. “And that is not forgivable.”
(Published Dec. 2025)
(Published Dec. 2025)
After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death
“Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.
www.propublica.org
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“There was zero plan, except causing pain,” said one U.N. official about the Trump administration’s decision to stop funding the group with no notice or communication. “And that is not forgivable.”
(Published Dec. 2025)
(Published Dec. 2025)
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Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
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I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I greet so many students at the door of the school the security guard said I should be on the Love Boat and I resent being old enough to get that reference
As they're in Italy perhaps they should have used the song "That girl is paisan."
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
As they're in Italy perhaps they should have used the song "That girl is paisan."
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This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
Who thought to call it bluegrass in the delivery room rather than Doula Banjos?
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Who thought to call it bluegrass in the delivery room rather than Doula Banjos?
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Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.