Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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I rented a truck in Alabama once. The lady behind the counter said "U-Haul have a nice day!”
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I rented a truck in Alabama once. The lady behind the counter said "U-Haul have a nice day!”
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I can't fathom the thought process that makes people go after the IM vitamin K given to newborns to prevent vitamin K deficiency bleeding. There is possibly no other medical intervention in existence where the risk-benefit ratio is so clearly on the side of benefit.
It's honestly really upsetting.
It's honestly really upsetting.
February 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I can't fathom the thought process that makes people go after the IM vitamin K given to newborns to prevent vitamin K deficiency bleeding. There is possibly no other medical intervention in existence where the risk-benefit ratio is so clearly on the side of benefit.
It's honestly really upsetting.
It's honestly really upsetting.
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I need a snappy acronym that conveys "I Wish I Were Joking"
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I need a snappy acronym that conveys "I Wish I Were Joking"
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[running up to the microphone, completely out of breath, handles the microphone, feedback] THREETH
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
[running up to the microphone, completely out of breath, handles the microphone, feedback] THREETH
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designing my own mango lassi machine and naming it the mangolorian
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
designing my own mango lassi machine and naming it the mangolorian
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Local man notices in a drawer a supplement he is supposed to take daily but has inadvertently not taken in who knows how long. A year? More? He says to himself, "Oh well."
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Local man notices in a drawer a supplement he is supposed to take daily but has inadvertently not taken in who knows how long. A year? More? He says to himself, "Oh well."
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Who up Canterburyin' They Tales?
Who up Divining the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Who up Canterburyin' They Tales?
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My mom would have really excelled at curling, except she would have wanted to use a Dustbuster®️ instead of that broom thing.
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My mom would have really excelled at curling, except she would have wanted to use a Dustbuster®️ instead of that broom thing.
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I’ve seen fingerless gloves, but I would like gloves that are just fingers. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be hard to keep track of but think of the possibilities.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’ve seen fingerless gloves, but I would like gloves that are just fingers. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be hard to keep track of but think of the possibilities.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
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That one bird who shrieks in the night is alone in its sentient horror of being a fucking bird.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
That one bird who shrieks in the night is alone in its sentient horror of being a fucking bird.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
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I’m less self-confident than most people. It’s because I'm wired diffidently.
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I’m less self-confident than most people. It’s because I'm wired diffidently.
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The people at my job are rabid about AI, and proper product management no longer matters there (unsure if it ever did). I am being pressured to use AI to do my job, so I no longer care. I'll use AI "research" to make garbage and when it's proven to be that, I will simply shrug.
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The people at my job are rabid about AI, and proper product management no longer matters there (unsure if it ever did). I am being pressured to use AI to do my job, so I no longer care. I'll use AI "research" to make garbage and when it's proven to be that, I will simply shrug.
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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Close the door, you’re letting my inner peace out.
June 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Close the door, you’re letting my inner peace out.
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Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
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You look like I need ibuprofen.
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
You look like I need ibuprofen.
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as an older person (+50) who’s never used ai, here are things i recommend about life:
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
as an older person (+50) who’s never used ai, here are things i recommend about life:
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
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*bumps table with leg and a glass tips over* ugh i kneed a drink
February 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
*bumps table with leg and a glass tips over* ugh i kneed a drink
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I like to watch the NBA All-Star game because I get to see the best players in the world play the absolute worst game of basketball.
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I like to watch the NBA All-Star game because I get to see the best players in the world play the absolute worst game of basketball.
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American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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first date idea: you hold my hand as i get an ultrasound
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
first date idea: you hold my hand as i get an ultrasound
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Don’t forget. Tomorrow is a very important holiday. It’s buy a new mattress day.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Don’t forget. Tomorrow is a very important holiday. It’s buy a new mattress day.
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Let it be known that I have nothing against short guys but I hate liars
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Let it be known that I have nothing against short guys but I hate liars