My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.