Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
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I'd probably be a lot funnier if my cat didn't keep headbutting my phone
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'd probably be a lot funnier if my cat didn't keep headbutting my phone
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kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
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The Hero We Need™
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The Hero We Need™
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Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
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if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
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looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday
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Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.
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I have not TGIFed this hard in a really long time.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have not TGIFed this hard in a really long time.
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Paul Thomas Anderson says if his movie wins the Oscar for Best Picture, the after party will be One Bottle After Another.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson says if his movie wins the Oscar for Best Picture, the after party will be One Bottle After Another.
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
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Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
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My latest post has one whole like.
I'm back, baby!!!!
I'm back, baby!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
My latest post has one whole like.
I'm back, baby!!!!
I'm back, baby!!!!
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
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Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
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Valentine’s Day idea: walk up to random couples at restaurants, say “Congratulations! Did you pick a date yet?” and walk away.
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Valentine’s Day idea: walk up to random couples at restaurants, say “Congratulations! Did you pick a date yet?” and walk away.
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I’d like to think the crossing guard is waving only at me, but in my heart of hearts I know he’s waving at other drivers too
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’d like to think the crossing guard is waving only at me, but in my heart of hearts I know he’s waving at other drivers too
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There’s nothing left to say except I love you, WD-40
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
There’s nothing left to say except I love you, WD-40
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Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
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i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
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Our LGBTQ+ community is essential to the fabric of New York City. There’s nothing Donald Trump can do to change that.
Our Pride flag is staying up.
Our Pride flag is staying up.
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Our LGBTQ+ community is essential to the fabric of New York City. There’s nothing Donald Trump can do to change that.
Our Pride flag is staying up.
Our Pride flag is staying up.
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Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
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i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money
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This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
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Never gets old…Always raises our mood!
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Never gets old…Always raises our mood!