Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Reposted by Danny
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
Reposted by Danny
This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
Reposted by Danny
MY BLOOD PRESSURE APP'S NOT WORKING. I'M FURIOUS.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
MY BLOOD PRESSURE APP'S NOT WORKING. I'M FURIOUS.
Reposted by Danny
I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
February 15, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
Reposted by Danny
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
Reposted by Danny
This day in history. 2002. A second gold medal was awarded for Olympic pairs figure skating, to the Canadians. A Russian/French vote trading scheme had resulted in a gold medal for the clumsy Russian pair. The rules were changed afterwards in an unsuccessful attempt to Putin-proof the judging.
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 AM
This day in history. 2002. A second gold medal was awarded for Olympic pairs figure skating, to the Canadians. A Russian/French vote trading scheme had resulted in a gold medal for the clumsy Russian pair. The rules were changed afterwards in an unsuccessful attempt to Putin-proof the judging.
Reposted by Danny
today is audiobooks, music & peace of mind
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
today is audiobooks, music & peace of mind
Reposted by Danny
If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
Reposted by Danny
tuki has a love hate relationship with water
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
tuki has a love hate relationship with water
Reposted by Danny
🎵i’m just a poor boy…
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
🎵i’m just a poor boy…
Reposted by Danny
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
Reposted by Danny
My mom knows a better way to get there in case your uber driver needs any help
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
My mom knows a better way to get there in case your uber driver needs any help
Reposted by Danny
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
Reposted by Danny
Go out and enjoy the weekend. For best results, avoid direct exposure to people.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Go out and enjoy the weekend. For best results, avoid direct exposure to people.
Reposted by Danny
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
Reposted by Danny
Shoutout to my grandma, who gave my grandpa the exact same Valentine’s Day card every year for decades. He’d read it, or convincingly pretend to, like it was brand new. She’d smile, take it back, and put it in the drawer for next year. Recycling. Romance. Ruthless efficiency. RIP, lovers.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Shoutout to my grandma, who gave my grandpa the exact same Valentine’s Day card every year for decades. He’d read it, or convincingly pretend to, like it was brand new. She’d smile, take it back, and put it in the drawer for next year. Recycling. Romance. Ruthless efficiency. RIP, lovers.
Reposted by Danny
Happy Valentine's Day, ugh.
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, ugh.
Reposted by Danny
The stupidity is coming from wihin the United States.
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The stupidity is coming from wihin the United States.
Reposted by Danny
Just give me a wink and a nod once in a while so I am reminded that we are all in this together.
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Just give me a wink and a nod once in a while so I am reminded that we are all in this together.
Reposted by Danny
My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
Reposted by Danny
usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
Reposted by Danny
hey does anyone know if any of it matters in the grand scheme of things
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
hey does anyone know if any of it matters in the grand scheme of things
I saw that an old friend got engaged. I didn't know that he had split from his ex-wife but she must know about that.
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I saw that an old friend got engaged. I didn't know that he had split from his ex-wife but she must know about that.
Reposted by Danny
I just remembered I posted some jokes on Mastodon a couple years ago. I'll dig them up and post them here, where people will be able to see them.
February 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I just remembered I posted some jokes on Mastodon a couple years ago. I'll dig them up and post them here, where people will be able to see them.