Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
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Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
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Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.
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The scale says I’m off to a great start for Fat Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 12:19 PM
The scale says I’m off to a great start for Fat Tuesday.
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I never order the early bird special because who enjoys worms?
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I never order the early bird special because who enjoys worms?
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Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
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Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?
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i’m off to the the olympic village if you know what i mean
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i’m off to the the olympic village if you know what i mean
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handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
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I guess I just have one of those faces -- but my lawyer says the cops may go easy on me if I return it to the transplant center by noon.
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I guess I just have one of those faces -- but my lawyer says the cops may go easy on me if I return it to the transplant center by noon.
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Some people just choose to be ignorant... nothing any of us can do about that.
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Some people just choose to be ignorant... nothing any of us can do about that.
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I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
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The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?
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Fahrenheit is how tall you have to be to get on the rides at the county fahr.
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Fahrenheit is how tall you have to be to get on the rides at the county fahr.
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Will I delete all of these posts? probably. I’m building sandcastles over here not stadiums.
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Will I delete all of these posts? probably. I’m building sandcastles over here not stadiums.
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probably the biggest difference between me and Nirvana is I’m on a plane and also I CAN complain
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
probably the biggest difference between me and Nirvana is I’m on a plane and also I CAN complain
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Feels like you always hear a neighbor calling a serial killer a nice guy or that a despot loved dogs. One thing forcing us to accept that evil people can seem layered. So it’s wild that there’s not one positive trait to trump or musk. Not one person who attests to a single kindness. Evil to the core
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Feels like you always hear a neighbor calling a serial killer a nice guy or that a despot loved dogs. One thing forcing us to accept that evil people can seem layered. So it’s wild that there’s not one positive trait to trump or musk. Not one person who attests to a single kindness. Evil to the core
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Hi.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Hi.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.
Here's a free credit check.
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no one:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
no one:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
bluesky: import your contacts
EVERYONE:
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therapy only works if your therapist has more followers than you
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
therapy only works if your therapist has more followers than you
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italian cats be like miao
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
italian cats be like miao
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Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?