Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Great news! Valentine’s Day falls on a weekend, which really widens the window for disappointment.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Great news! Valentine’s Day falls on a weekend, which really widens the window for disappointment.
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between his last name and his being a messy bitch who lives for the drama it’s kind of wild that Nick Castellanos doesn’t have a podcast
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
between his last name and his being a messy bitch who lives for the drama it’s kind of wild that Nick Castellanos doesn’t have a podcast
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You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
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No new scientific finding / just denial of science by the vandals
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
No new scientific finding / just denial of science by the vandals
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Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital were initially concerned upon finding a large mass during President Trump's annual prostate exam. Upon further examination, however, they were relieved to discover that it was just Pam Bondi.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital were initially concerned upon finding a large mass during President Trump's annual prostate exam. Upon further examination, however, they were relieved to discover that it was just Pam Bondi.
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Gee, what a coincidence!!! 🤔
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Gee, what a coincidence!!! 🤔
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too late rhythm already got me
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
too late rhythm already got me
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Couldn’t get the top off my bottle of stress gummies and started to freak out a little
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Couldn’t get the top off my bottle of stress gummies and started to freak out a little
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Just off the top of my head, I can’t remember why I walked into this barbershop.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Just off the top of my head, I can’t remember why I walked into this barbershop.
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Target made $28 billion from 2018-2024.
They spent 92% of that on stock buybacks and dividends.
Trump cut their tax rate by 19 percentage points in 2017. Their CEO likely got a $6 million tax cut from him last year.
And Target just announced 500 layoffs.
We're being scammed.
They spent 92% of that on stock buybacks and dividends.
Trump cut their tax rate by 19 percentage points in 2017. Their CEO likely got a $6 million tax cut from him last year.
And Target just announced 500 layoffs.
We're being scammed.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Target made $28 billion from 2018-2024.
They spent 92% of that on stock buybacks and dividends.
Trump cut their tax rate by 19 percentage points in 2017. Their CEO likely got a $6 million tax cut from him last year.
And Target just announced 500 layoffs.
We're being scammed.
They spent 92% of that on stock buybacks and dividends.
Trump cut their tax rate by 19 percentage points in 2017. Their CEO likely got a $6 million tax cut from him last year.
And Target just announced 500 layoffs.
We're being scammed.
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[office canteen]
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
[office canteen]
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
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Cartoons led me to believe rakes would be a much bigger problem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Cartoons led me to believe rakes would be a much bigger problem.
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I need a “stop doing that” list
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I need a “stop doing that” list
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Nowadays, when my wife says she's "with child," she's pointing at me.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Nowadays, when my wife says she's "with child," she's pointing at me.
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My urologist is psyched for baseball spring training, especially when pitchers and catheters report.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My urologist is psyched for baseball spring training, especially when pitchers and catheters report.
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[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
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I’m good with a "mother-in-law suite" as long as they're talking about the Embassy Suites in the next town over.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I’m good with a "mother-in-law suite" as long as they're talking about the Embassy Suites in the next town over.
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Advice is like a sexually transmitted disease. Nobody wants it but there's always someone around to give it to you.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Advice is like a sexually transmitted disease. Nobody wants it but there's always someone around to give it to you.
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Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
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Attorney General Pam Bondi tells a member of a co-equal branch of government during a public hearing: “You don’t tell me anything, you washed-up loser lawyer.” The disdain for our own government is appalling. This administration is destroying our democracy.
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi tells a member of a co-equal branch of government during a public hearing: “You don’t tell me anything, you washed-up loser lawyer.” The disdain for our own government is appalling. This administration is destroying our democracy.
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is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
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Welcome to Do’s & Don’ts Club. Pay your dues at the door or don’t come in.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Welcome to Do’s & Don’ts Club. Pay your dues at the door or don’t come in.
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,