My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
She was aggressively polite and wearing a sash.
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir