Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Seems super stupid to sell seashells by the seashore.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Seems super stupid to sell seashells by the seashore.
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Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
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oof sorreeeee that one shoulda stayed in drafts 👻
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
oof sorreeeee that one shoulda stayed in drafts 👻
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me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Today's forecast has high of 40.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Today's forecast has high of 40.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
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“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
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Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
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i’ve had my dwayne from a different world sunglasses up for more than a year now
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i’ve had my dwayne from a different world sunglasses up for more than a year now
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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nuance > nuisance
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
nuance > nuisance
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Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
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Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors
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[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
December 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
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Trump To Palm Beach Sheriff: Thank God you arrested that pedophile. I know first hand he's a pedophile. I watched him pedophiling many times. But I wasn't pedophiling, I was just watching.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Trump To Palm Beach Sheriff: Thank God you arrested that pedophile. I know first hand he's a pedophile. I watched him pedophiling many times. But I wasn't pedophiling, I was just watching.
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is it possible to have imposter syndrome about being someone who knows how to go to sleep
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
is it possible to have imposter syndrome about being someone who knows how to go to sleep
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It's February 11th on the east coast and therefore @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social 's birthday! Happy Birthday, Woody!! 🔥💰🌎🎉☮️🎂🎉🎈🎊🎁🍾👯
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It's February 11th on the east coast and therefore @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social 's birthday! Happy Birthday, Woody!! 🔥💰🌎🎉☮️🎂🎉🎈🎊🎁🍾👯
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If looks could goose
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
If looks could goose
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@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
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The most attention-seeking of all camels is the dramadary.
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
The most attention-seeking of all camels is the dramadary.
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“Trumpism” is now being used in France and French politics to refer to the “negation of democracy”.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
“Trumpism” is now being used in France and French politics to refer to the “negation of democracy”.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Occupy Democrats has always been trash but this is especially gross. Why mention the fact that he’s Jewish at all? Hmmm
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Occupy Democrats has always been trash but this is especially gross. Why mention the fact that he’s Jewish at all? Hmmm
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My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
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shine on with our imperfect selves
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
shine on with our imperfect selves
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It’s confusing to me that there’s no word in the English language for waking up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
It’s confusing to me that there’s no word in the English language for waking up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream