Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
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There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.
Mom really loves that song.
Mom really loves that song.
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.
Mom really loves that song.
Mom really loves that song.
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Happy Valentine's babe, I hope you like the nunchuck video I made for you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Happy Valentine's babe, I hope you like the nunchuck video I made for you.
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
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My wife and I have a little tradition. If I forget Valentines Day she gets to play Cupid with my compound bow and hunting arrows while I try to survive. So fun!
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My wife and I have a little tradition. If I forget Valentines Day she gets to play Cupid with my compound bow and hunting arrows while I try to survive. So fun!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, billionaires shouldn’t pay a lower tax rate than you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, billionaires shouldn’t pay a lower tax rate than you.
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me, myself, and my unobtainable standards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
me, myself, and my unobtainable standards
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Used “surfeit” in conversation then subtly looked it up to make sure it means what I thought.
The risk of looking like a fool was exhilarating.
Note to self: Stay away from casinos.
The risk of looking like a fool was exhilarating.
Note to self: Stay away from casinos.
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Used “surfeit” in conversation then subtly looked it up to make sure it means what I thought.
The risk of looking like a fool was exhilarating.
Note to self: Stay away from casinos.
The risk of looking like a fool was exhilarating.
Note to self: Stay away from casinos.
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Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
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“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”
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she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
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I'd probably be a lot funnier if my cat didn't keep headbutting my phone
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'd probably be a lot funnier if my cat didn't keep headbutting my phone
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kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
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The Hero We Need™
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The Hero We Need™
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Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
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if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
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looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday
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Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.
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I have not TGIFed this hard in a really long time.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have not TGIFed this hard in a really long time.
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Paul Thomas Anderson says if his movie wins the Oscar for Best Picture, the after party will be One Bottle After Another.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson says if his movie wins the Oscar for Best Picture, the after party will be One Bottle After Another.
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
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Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
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My latest post has one whole like.
I'm back, baby!!!!
I'm back, baby!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
My latest post has one whole like.
I'm back, baby!!!!
I'm back, baby!!!!
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
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Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart