Danny
mardigroan.bsky.social
Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores

My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.

Mom really loves that song.
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Happy Valentine's babe, I hope you like the nunchuck video I made for you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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My wife and I have a little tradition. If I forget Valentines Day she gets to play Cupid with my compound bow and hunting arrows while I try to survive. So fun!
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, billionaires shouldn’t pay a lower tax rate than you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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me, myself, and my unobtainable standards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Used “surfeit” in conversation then subtly looked it up to make sure it means what I thought.

The risk of looking like a fool was exhilarating.

Note to self: Stay away from casinos.
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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I'd probably be a lot funnier if my cat didn't keep headbutting my phone
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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The Hero We Need™
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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I have not TGIFed this hard in a really long time.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Paul Thomas Anderson says if his movie wins the Oscar for Best Picture, the after party will be One Bottle After Another.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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My latest post has one whole like.

I'm back, baby!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM