Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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If I have learned anything from Kenosha's "Let us fill your hole" and Subway's "How do you top your sub?" campaigns and my own personal 25 years of experience in advertising and copywriting, it's that every message needs to be reviewed by at least one (if not a panel of) Michael Scott
February 19, 2026 at 12:07 PM
If I have learned anything from Kenosha's "Let us fill your hole" and Subway's "How do you top your sub?" campaigns and my own personal 25 years of experience in advertising and copywriting, it's that every message needs to be reviewed by at least one (if not a panel of) Michael Scott
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I'd love your support - either a free or paid subscription to my Substack is really needed and valued.
You get wonderful authentic French recipes and their stories.
Thank you.
jamieschler.substack.com
You get wonderful authentic French recipes and their stories.
Thank you.
jamieschler.substack.com
Life's a Feast by Jamie Schler | Substack
Life's a Feast with Jamie Schler. Click to read Life's a Feast by Jamie Schler, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
jamieschler.substack.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I'd love your support - either a free or paid subscription to my Substack is really needed and valued.
You get wonderful authentic French recipes and their stories.
Thank you.
jamieschler.substack.com
You get wonderful authentic French recipes and their stories.
Thank you.
jamieschler.substack.com
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HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
February 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
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I have to remember to wait until people tell me an actual date before I say I can't go . . . always have had trouble with that.
February 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I have to remember to wait until people tell me an actual date before I say I can't go . . . always have had trouble with that.
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Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
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Is the perp walk on the left side of the road in the UK?
February 19, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Is the perp walk on the left side of the road in the UK?
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🎵this is how we do it…
February 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
🎵this is how we do it…
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If you leave your Bluetooth on going over the 1935 Sagamore Bridge you can hear a radio broadcast of Hank Greenberg legging out a double against the NY Yankees
February 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
If you leave your Bluetooth on going over the 1935 Sagamore Bridge you can hear a radio broadcast of Hank Greenberg legging out a double against the NY Yankees
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Happy Prince Andrew Was Arrested Day to those who celebrate!
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Happy Prince Andrew Was Arrested Day to those who celebrate!
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[At Da Club]
*slides up to hot girl on the dance floor
Me: "This is my jam."
*hands her a jar
"I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more...""
*slides up to hot girl on the dance floor
Me: "This is my jam."
*hands her a jar
"I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more...""
February 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
[At Da Club]
*slides up to hot girl on the dance floor
Me: "This is my jam."
*hands her a jar
"I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more...""
*slides up to hot girl on the dance floor
Me: "This is my jam."
*hands her a jar
"I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more...""
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if Britain can arrest a former Prince, surely we can impeach and 25th amendment the atrocity masquerading as our President
February 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
if Britain can arrest a former Prince, surely we can impeach and 25th amendment the atrocity masquerading as our President
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Prince Andrew just got arrested, oh my
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Prince Andrew just got arrested, oh my
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Prince Andrew arrested. Mandelson resigned along with several other advisers and Starmer under scrutiny. Jack Lang resigned and now under investigation.
Now it’s America’s turn.
Now it’s America’s turn.
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Prince Andrew arrested. Mandelson resigned along with several other advisers and Starmer under scrutiny. Jack Lang resigned and now under investigation.
Now it’s America’s turn.
Now it’s America’s turn.
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call me karl ove knausgard the way i added 2 sentences to my bio blurb
February 19, 2026 at 1:09 PM
call me karl ove knausgard the way i added 2 sentences to my bio blurb
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If your hands get greasy it's ok,
that's what pants legs are for
that's what pants legs are for
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
If your hands get greasy it's ok,
that's what pants legs are for
that's what pants legs are for
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Pouring one out (peppermint hot chocolate) for the homies.
February 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Pouring one out (peppermint hot chocolate) for the homies.
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Finally waking up to some good news.
February 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Finally waking up to some good news.
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I'm old enough to remember selling girl scout cookies for $2 a box
February 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I'm old enough to remember selling girl scout cookies for $2 a box
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The only dating app I want is one that matches you with other people rewatching the same old emotional support shows as you so you can chat about them as you watch
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The only dating app I want is one that matches you with other people rewatching the same old emotional support shows as you so you can chat about them as you watch
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andrew’s been arrested
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-WHAT?!?!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-WHAT?!?!
February 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
andrew’s been arrested
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-WHAT?!?!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-WHAT?!?!
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WHOA. ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED.
Sorry but the evidence is going to pile up in overseas cases and descend on Trump like a child rapist Tsunami.
They know what’s in the files and about whom.
Sorry but the evidence is going to pile up in overseas cases and descend on Trump like a child rapist Tsunami.
They know what’s in the files and about whom.
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, reports say.
Former Prince Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office: reports
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, reports say.
n.pr
February 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
WHOA. ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED.
Sorry but the evidence is going to pile up in overseas cases and descend on Trump like a child rapist Tsunami.
They know what’s in the files and about whom.
Sorry but the evidence is going to pile up in overseas cases and descend on Trump like a child rapist Tsunami.
They know what’s in the files and about whom.
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Live a little. No, not like that.
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Live a little. No, not like that.
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The United States has been badly out-democracied and out-rule-of-lawed by South Korea. And Brazil.
In those countries, a leader who breaks a lot of laws and attempts a coup instead of leaving office when legally required faces consequences, instead of being given special treatment then power again.
In those countries, a leader who breaks a lot of laws and attempts a coup instead of leaving office when legally required faces consequences, instead of being given special treatment then power again.
Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison for leading insurrection in South Korea
Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison for leading insurrection in South Korea
Former South Korean president found guilty over failed martial law declaration in 2024
A South Korean court on Thursday sentenced the former president Yoon Suk Yeol to life imprisonment with labour over his failed martial law declaration in December 2024, finding him guilty of leading an insurrection and making him the first elected head of state in the country’s democratic era to receive the maximum custodial sentence.
Under South Korean law, the charge of leading an insurrection carries three possible sentences: death, life imprisonment with labour, or life imprisonment without labour. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The United States has been badly out-democracied and out-rule-of-lawed by South Korea. And Brazil.
In those countries, a leader who breaks a lot of laws and attempts a coup instead of leaving office when legally required faces consequences, instead of being given special treatment then power again.
In those countries, a leader who breaks a lot of laws and attempts a coup instead of leaving office when legally required faces consequences, instead of being given special treatment then power again.
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*pence phoning dan quayle right now* 🤞🏼
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
*pence phoning dan quayle right now* 🤞🏼
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“I. Know how to use periods”
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I. Know how to use periods”