Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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I love how they named those little mints Andes after the mountains where plane crash survivors ate their dead to stay alive. So cute!
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I love how they named those little mints Andes after the mountains where plane crash survivors ate their dead to stay alive. So cute!
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I would consider this grounds for divorce.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would consider this grounds for divorce.
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You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
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sorry, and fyi his chinese character tatt actually means “cashew shrimp”
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
sorry, and fyi his chinese character tatt actually means “cashew shrimp”
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ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
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Johnny Depp is reprising a beloved character in a new series for kids, "Edward Safety Scissorhands."
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Johnny Depp is reprising a beloved character in a new series for kids, "Edward Safety Scissorhands."
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I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
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Turns out catching fish and driving trucks are easily attainable goals.
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Turns out catching fish and driving trucks are easily attainable goals.
Good of Ari Melber to have on Gary Shteyngart to point out how the current regime is following the strong man / authoritarian playbook.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Good of Ari Melber to have on Gary Shteyngart to point out how the current regime is following the strong man / authoritarian playbook.
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I’m your favorite mass debater’s favorite masturbator
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m your favorite mass debater’s favorite masturbator
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We’ve normalized his criminal behavior so
much that the Watergate scandal wouldn’t
even move the needle today.
much that the Watergate scandal wouldn’t
even move the needle today.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We’ve normalized his criminal behavior so
much that the Watergate scandal wouldn’t
even move the needle today.
much that the Watergate scandal wouldn’t
even move the needle today.
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Klaatu barada nikto, baby.
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Klaatu barada nikto, baby.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
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'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
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ME: What’s that other bread you eat sometimes Sharon?
WIFE: Spelt?
ME: B R E A D
HER: Get out!
WIFE: Spelt?
ME: B R E A D
HER: Get out!
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
ME: What’s that other bread you eat sometimes Sharon?
WIFE: Spelt?
ME: B R E A D
HER: Get out!
WIFE: Spelt?
ME: B R E A D
HER: Get out!
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Great news! Valentine’s Day falls on a weekend, which really widens the window for disappointment.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Great news! Valentine’s Day falls on a weekend, which really widens the window for disappointment.
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between his last name and his being a messy bitch who lives for the drama it’s kind of wild that Nick Castellanos doesn’t have a podcast
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
between his last name and his being a messy bitch who lives for the drama it’s kind of wild that Nick Castellanos doesn’t have a podcast
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You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
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No new scientific finding / just denial of science by the vandals
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
No new scientific finding / just denial of science by the vandals
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Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital were initially concerned upon finding a large mass during President Trump's annual prostate exam. Upon further examination, however, they were relieved to discover that it was just Pam Bondi.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital were initially concerned upon finding a large mass during President Trump's annual prostate exam. Upon further examination, however, they were relieved to discover that it was just Pam Bondi.
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Gee, what a coincidence!!! 🤔
😒 😒
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Gee, what a coincidence!!! 🤔
😒 😒
😒 😒
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too late rhythm already got me
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
too late rhythm already got me
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Couldn’t get the top off my bottle of stress gummies and started to freak out a little
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Couldn’t get the top off my bottle of stress gummies and started to freak out a little