Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Don’t make me have to make a PowerPoint over this😁
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Don’t make me have to make a PowerPoint over this😁
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
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Chicken McNuggets come in 4 distinct shapes, each representing a different cast member of the Golden Girls
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Chicken McNuggets come in 4 distinct shapes, each representing a different cast member of the Golden Girls
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what's the difference between jelly and jam? I'll still be your friend if you take me to see a jelly band
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
what's the difference between jelly and jam? I'll still be your friend if you take me to see a jelly band
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
I woke up and my hair looked like Ron Howard's colleague, film and television producer Brian Glazer's.
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I woke up and my hair looked like Ron Howard's colleague, film and television producer Brian Glazer's.
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Sometimes I want to be like Oprah and give each of you a car but Hot Wheels®️ are really expensive these days.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Sometimes I want to be like Oprah and give each of you a car but Hot Wheels®️ are really expensive these days.
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If you wanna be my lover you should definitely not “get with my friends”
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you wanna be my lover you should definitely not “get with my friends”
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With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
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I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
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the bad bunny bush selection committee was impressed by the large number of strong applications and had to make some tough decisions
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
the bad bunny bush selection committee was impressed by the large number of strong applications and had to make some tough decisions
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I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.
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i danced to both sets & it was glorious
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 AM
i danced to both sets & it was glorious
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omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
omg the Dalai Lama is in the Epstein files !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ-wait, WHAT??!!
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Everyone at work complaining about the quality of the coffee and I'm over here saying Hey free coffee!
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Everyone at work complaining about the quality of the coffee and I'm over here saying Hey free coffee!
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She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
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Gipsy Kings - Bamboléo (Miami Mix - Official Audio)
YouTube video by gipsykingsVEVO
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
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how can I vet you properly of you don't have a search link?
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
how can I vet you properly of you don't have a search link?
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Googling "is milk good for you" because I genuinely don't know anymore
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Googling "is milk good for you" because I genuinely don't know anymore
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obsessed with this new needle minder
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
obsessed with this new needle minder
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Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
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I think I'm invisible. I see through my self.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I think I'm invisible. I see through my self.
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One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
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I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets