Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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I got your subskeet.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I got your subskeet.
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All these years being told to conserve water, yet miraculously, there's enough fresh water to run AI data centers.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
All these years being told to conserve water, yet miraculously, there's enough fresh water to run AI data centers.
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anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
Violets are blue
Pam Bondi is a fcking liar
I hope she rots in hell
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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I read ‘moots’ as ‘mutes’ every time
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I read ‘moots’ as ‘mutes’ every time
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explaining how you feel should not turn into a fight.
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
explaining how you feel should not turn into a fight.
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Mr. Ed worked constantly. He ate all his meals standing up.
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Mr. Ed worked constantly. He ate all his meals standing up.
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Already tired of 2026.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Already tired of 2026.
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You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
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I smacked my husband’s butt when I walked by and apparently that’s “not ideal” when he’s holding a glass of red wine.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I smacked my husband’s butt when I walked by and apparently that’s “not ideal” when he’s holding a glass of red wine.
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In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
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is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it
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Seems super stupid to sell seashells by the seashore.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Seems super stupid to sell seashells by the seashore.
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Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
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oof sorreeeee that one shoulda stayed in drafts 👻
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
oof sorreeeee that one shoulda stayed in drafts 👻
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me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Today's forecast has high of 40.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Today's forecast has high of 40.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
I'm ready for that snow melt, shorty.
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“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
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Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
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i’ve had my dwayne from a different world sunglasses up for more than a year now
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i’ve had my dwayne from a different world sunglasses up for more than a year now
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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nuance > nuisance
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
nuance > nuisance
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Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
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Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors