Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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Help me understand why, if there’s proof of him raping and harming children in the files, why hasn’t he been arrested? Because the files haven’t been released? Because he’s president (sic)? Isn’t the crime bigger than that? Help me understand.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Help me understand why, if there’s proof of him raping and harming children in the files, why hasn’t he been arrested? Because the files haven’t been released? Because he’s president (sic)? Isn’t the crime bigger than that? Help me understand.
At wedding place it the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
At wedding place it the peak of a tall hill, the best man forgot something important. Now they call the place...
What? The ring? Heights
What? The ring? Heights
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Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.
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Me: (seeing Clark Kent with shades): HEY. That cool guy is Superman?
Friend: What cool guy?
Me (as Clark Kent's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know
Friend: What cool guy?
Me (as Clark Kent's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know
February 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Me: (seeing Clark Kent with shades): HEY. That cool guy is Superman?
Friend: What cool guy?
Me (as Clark Kent's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know
Friend: What cool guy?
Me (as Clark Kent's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know
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I’ve been saying for about two years that AI isn’t taking the place of Communications. I also believe that it’s going to tank hard, making the Silicon Valley bubble look like a spec on a pin head.
Keep up your story telling and writing skills folks.
www.tiktok.com/@andruyeung/...
Keep up your story telling and writing skills folks.
www.tiktok.com/@andruyeung/...
The hierarchy of hot tech jobs has flipped. You can now make close to a million dollars a year without a technical degree #AI #career #prediction #jobs #careeradvice
TikTok video by Andrew Yeung
www.tiktok.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’ve been saying for about two years that AI isn’t taking the place of Communications. I also believe that it’s going to tank hard, making the Silicon Valley bubble look like a spec on a pin head.
Keep up your story telling and writing skills folks.
www.tiktok.com/@andruyeung/...
Keep up your story telling and writing skills folks.
www.tiktok.com/@andruyeung/...
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Told my daughter I have tickets to see Wuthering Heights tomorrow.
Her: They say you shouldn't watch it if you're emotionally unstable
Her: They say you shouldn't watch it if you're emotionally unstable
February 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Told my daughter I have tickets to see Wuthering Heights tomorrow.
Her: They say you shouldn't watch it if you're emotionally unstable
Her: They say you shouldn't watch it if you're emotionally unstable
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Not many people know this but according to canon, Grover has a baboon heart.
February 18, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Not many people know this but according to canon, Grover has a baboon heart.
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my mom about wuthering heights: it was a good movie, no one walked out in the middle
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
my mom about wuthering heights: it was a good movie, no one walked out in the middle
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Ironically, the only sport I'm good at is badminton.
February 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Ironically, the only sport I'm good at is badminton.
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tern left and bear right
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
tern left and bear right
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As a kid I could never look up something in the encyclopedia without also reading other entries that were related or just caught my eye.
It was like going down an internet rabbit hole, except it made me smarter instead of dumber.
It was like going down an internet rabbit hole, except it made me smarter instead of dumber.
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
As a kid I could never look up something in the encyclopedia without also reading other entries that were related or just caught my eye.
It was like going down an internet rabbit hole, except it made me smarter instead of dumber.
It was like going down an internet rabbit hole, except it made me smarter instead of dumber.
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also the dose might be mcg not mg but old lady can’t find her glasses so fuck it back to the margarita 🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
also the dose might be mcg not mg but old lady can’t find her glasses so fuck it back to the margarita 🍹
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[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
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apropos of nothing, Search Party on netflix is great . ok carry on.
February 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
apropos of nothing, Search Party on netflix is great . ok carry on.
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it’s hashtag taco tuesday, in case you live under a rock k byeee 🌮
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
it’s hashtag taco tuesday, in case you live under a rock k byeee 🌮
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it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
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A complete list of my favorite gras:
1. Mardi
2. Foie
1. Mardi
2. Foie
February 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
A complete list of my favorite gras:
1. Mardi
2. Foie
1. Mardi
2. Foie
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My oldest hen just turned 10 yesterday and still lays an egg occasionally, so she clearly hasn’t hit henopause yet.
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My oldest hen just turned 10 yesterday and still lays an egg occasionally, so she clearly hasn’t hit henopause yet.
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THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE ARE DYING
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE ARE DYING
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That's a problem for the next lunar new year, bestie
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
That's a problem for the next lunar new year, bestie
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
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Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Mardi Gras, y’all ⚜️
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Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Middle age, where every Tuesday is fat Tuesday.