Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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The devil is mentioned about 50 times in the Bible.
Voldemort is mentioned 38 times in Harry Potter books.
Donald Trump is mentioned about 38,000 times in the Epstein files.
Voldemort is mentioned 38 times in Harry Potter books.
Donald Trump is mentioned about 38,000 times in the Epstein files.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The devil is mentioned about 50 times in the Bible.
Voldemort is mentioned 38 times in Harry Potter books.
Donald Trump is mentioned about 38,000 times in the Epstein files.
Voldemort is mentioned 38 times in Harry Potter books.
Donald Trump is mentioned about 38,000 times in the Epstein files.
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[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
December 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
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Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just going to start telling people I used to be in the Spin Doctors
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
My wife likes horror movies much more than I do, and is embarrassed by my terrified reactions.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
When we went to see that creepy Stephen King movie about the clown in the theatre, I had my hands over my ears for the whole second half.
She was so mortified, and I’ve never heard the end of It.
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Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness
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Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]
July 21, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]
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I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
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Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
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you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
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These guys are the biggest pissbabies in the world
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
These guys are the biggest pissbabies in the world
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The “nightmare scenario” for this year’s fall elections: I go to vote but forgot to study for the election, then I get a boner in front of the class and accidentally call the teacher “mom” and then all my teeth fall out
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The “nightmare scenario” for this year’s fall elections: I go to vote but forgot to study for the election, then I get a boner in front of the class and accidentally call the teacher “mom” and then all my teeth fall out
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using the drafts to keep a list of my grievances
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
using the drafts to keep a list of my grievances
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I wear my heart on my sleeve, my anxiety on my face and my bog witchness in my hair
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wear my heart on my sleeve, my anxiety on my face and my bog witchness in my hair
I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.
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Remember that watching Kid Rock can lie dormant inside your nervous system for decades get it checked out today even if you’re symptom-free
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Remember that watching Kid Rock can lie dormant inside your nervous system for decades get it checked out today even if you’re symptom-free
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What kind of product do you use on that, your honour?
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
What kind of product do you use on that, your honour?
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It’s a myth that rates of domestic violence spike during the Super Bowl.
But that doesn’t mean that keeping Kid Rock, and the MAGA crowd fully occupied with their own half time show isn’t a sensible precaution
But that doesn’t mean that keeping Kid Rock, and the MAGA crowd fully occupied with their own half time show isn’t a sensible precaution
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
It’s a myth that rates of domestic violence spike during the Super Bowl.
But that doesn’t mean that keeping Kid Rock, and the MAGA crowd fully occupied with their own half time show isn’t a sensible precaution
But that doesn’t mean that keeping Kid Rock, and the MAGA crowd fully occupied with their own half time show isn’t a sensible precaution
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[Wedding Reception]
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
[Wedding Reception]
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
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Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
[Wedding Reception]
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
[Wedding Reception]
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
Me: "Today I like to think I'm gaining a son, not losing a daughter. *sob* Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't do this..."
*shoves hotdog up nostril
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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is "philanderer" a gender-neutral term? i want to make sure i get this linkedin endorsement just right
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
is "philanderer" a gender-neutral term? i want to make sure i get this linkedin endorsement just right