Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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“Long story short, here’s a long story.”
-People
-People
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Long story short, here’s a long story.”
-People
-People
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ME: *hits the road* fuck you road
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: *hits the road* fuck you road
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Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
When I was a kid, I got caught up among the wrong crowd, until my grandpa pulled me out of it and told me "Those aren't your friends. That's a bramble bush."
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When I was a kid, I got caught up among the wrong crowd, until my grandpa pulled me out of it and told me "Those aren't your friends. That's a bramble bush."
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Get in, loser. We’re going to the cottage.
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Get in, loser. We’re going to the cottage.
The ultimate male privilege is that women miss out on the zesty camaraderie of us lining up side-by-side, genitals-out pissing into a communal trough of fetid urine.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The ultimate male privilege is that women miss out on the zesty camaraderie of us lining up side-by-side, genitals-out pissing into a communal trough of fetid urine.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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I keep a log of all the trees I cut down.
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I keep a log of all the trees I cut down.
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Just gonna nod off for a quick evening nap before I have to wake up to get ready for bed.
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just gonna nod off for a quick evening nap before I have to wake up to get ready for bed.
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Who’s inflicting the real “War on Christmas”?
The longtime host canceled Kennedy Center’s 20-year Christmas Eve jazz tradition after Trump illegally slapped his name on JFK’s memorial violating a 1964 law. Artists boycotting;
a national holiday degraded: by Trump
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
The longtime host canceled Kennedy Center’s 20-year Christmas Eve jazz tradition after Trump illegally slapped his name on JFK’s memorial violating a 1964 law. Artists boycotting;
a national holiday degraded: by Trump
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Xmas Eve blues: Kennedy Center jazz show canceled over Trump renaming
The musician who leads the annual event canceled it because of the move to put President Donald Trump’s name on the center without approval from Congress.
www.usatoday.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who’s inflicting the real “War on Christmas”?
The longtime host canceled Kennedy Center’s 20-year Christmas Eve jazz tradition after Trump illegally slapped his name on JFK’s memorial violating a 1964 law. Artists boycotting;
a national holiday degraded: by Trump
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
The longtime host canceled Kennedy Center’s 20-year Christmas Eve jazz tradition after Trump illegally slapped his name on JFK’s memorial violating a 1964 law. Artists boycotting;
a national holiday degraded: by Trump
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
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Trump regime claims “the left” is waging a “war on Christmas.”
His Christmas Day: 100+ hateful posts, called to prosecute Obama, demanded Rep. Omar be “thrown out” of US, wished “Merry Christmas” to “Radical Left Scum.”
So who is actually disgracing the holiday?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
His Christmas Day: 100+ hateful posts, called to prosecute Obama, demanded Rep. Omar be “thrown out” of US, wished “Merry Christmas” to “Radical Left Scum.”
So who is actually disgracing the holiday?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump rings in Christmas Day with a flurry of posts denouncing perceived foes
The president posted on Truth Social over 100 times overnight, also touting his own economic policies and efforts to end foreign wars.
www.nbcnews.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Trump regime claims “the left” is waging a “war on Christmas.”
His Christmas Day: 100+ hateful posts, called to prosecute Obama, demanded Rep. Omar be “thrown out” of US, wished “Merry Christmas” to “Radical Left Scum.”
So who is actually disgracing the holiday?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
His Christmas Day: 100+ hateful posts, called to prosecute Obama, demanded Rep. Omar be “thrown out” of US, wished “Merry Christmas” to “Radical Left Scum.”
So who is actually disgracing the holiday?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Give your wife back the blanket.
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Give your wife back the blanket.
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I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
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Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
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[I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear]
Me “But that means...”
[Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
Me “But that means...”
[Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
[I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear]
Me “But that means...”
[Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
Me “But that means...”
[Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
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The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
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I'm at my most Michael Jackson when I seem to lose one glove every winter.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm at my most Michael Jackson when I seem to lose one glove every winter.
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[me after my christmas wish came true] does anyone know how to install two front teeth
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
[me after my christmas wish came true] does anyone know how to install two front teeth
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MARY: he’s here
JOSEPH: it’s a miracle
WISE MEN: behold the son of god
JOHN MCCLANE: YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
JOSEPH: it’s a miracle
WISE MEN: behold the son of god
JOHN MCCLANE: YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
MARY: he’s here
JOSEPH: it’s a miracle
WISE MEN: behold the son of god
JOHN MCCLANE: YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
JOSEPH: it’s a miracle
WISE MEN: behold the son of god
JOHN MCCLANE: YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
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The elves on my shelf are only for target practice
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The elves on my shelf are only for target practice
The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
I never say “bless you” when someone sneezes because of the outdated Christian overtones
And also because to imply — with a blessing — one can negate the power of our Lord and savior is a blasphemy!
And also because to imply — with a blessing — one can negate the power of our Lord and savior is a blasphemy!
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I never say “bless you” when someone sneezes because of the outdated Christian overtones
And also because to imply — with a blessing — one can negate the power of our Lord and savior is a blasphemy!
And also because to imply — with a blessing — one can negate the power of our Lord and savior is a blasphemy!