Lostcatdog
@lostcatdog.bsky.social
Former gifted child, current average child
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The quote genuinely sounds like AI slop
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The quote genuinely sounds like AI slop
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The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
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Although Mickey Mouse entered the public domain in 2024, his iconic shorts weren’t introduced until the 1930 cartoon “Modest Mouse”. As the copyright on that cartoon has just expired, it is now legal to depict Mickey without his exposed anus and genitals
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Although Mickey Mouse entered the public domain in 2024, his iconic shorts weren’t introduced until the 1930 cartoon “Modest Mouse”. As the copyright on that cartoon has just expired, it is now legal to depict Mickey without his exposed anus and genitals
Instead of hating myself for no reason like I have forever, in 2026 I resolve to find reasons
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Instead of hating myself for no reason like I have forever, in 2026 I resolve to find reasons
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It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office.
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
Our Annual Year 2025
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December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office.
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
Trend that peaked in 2025 that I hate is everything trying to be everything else - “you can Hulu on Disney!”, “you can get audiobooks on Google Maps!”, “you can get deepfake porn of your kid’s gym teacher on Roblox!” - no thank you!
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Trend that peaked in 2025 that I hate is everything trying to be everything else - “you can Hulu on Disney!”, “you can get audiobooks on Google Maps!”, “you can get deepfake porn of your kid’s gym teacher on Roblox!” - no thank you!
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Lotta corn in my dreams 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Lotta corn in my dreams 🤔
Possibly not a good omen that “Baby Can You Dig Your Man” is climbing up the Billboard charts
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Possibly not a good omen that “Baby Can You Dig Your Man” is climbing up the Billboard charts
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The most important insight I’ve had switching to Linux for the new year is that it’s much easier and more fun figuring out how to do something than it is figuring out how to make something you hate stop happening
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The most important insight I’ve had switching to Linux for the new year is that it’s much easier and more fun figuring out how to do something than it is figuring out how to make something you hate stop happening
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
I confuse every headline I see that references Marjorie Taylor Green by her initials with news about Magic The Gathering
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I confuse every headline I see that references Marjorie Taylor Green by her initials with news about Magic The Gathering
Me: “December 25 was arbitrarily chosen by the early Roman church because it was already the celebration of Sol Invictus, so the date really doesn’t matter, I don’t know why everything has to close.”
My parents: “well thank you anyway for the $15 Exxon-Mobil gift card and the wiper fluid”
My parents: “well thank you anyway for the $15 Exxon-Mobil gift card and the wiper fluid”
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Me: “December 25 was arbitrarily chosen by the early Roman church because it was already the celebration of Sol Invictus, so the date really doesn’t matter, I don’t know why everything has to close.”
My parents: “well thank you anyway for the $15 Exxon-Mobil gift card and the wiper fluid”
My parents: “well thank you anyway for the $15 Exxon-Mobil gift card and the wiper fluid”
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
Guy at Home Depot won’t tell me where they keep the good crucifixion nails
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy at Home Depot won’t tell me where they keep the good crucifixion nails
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My brother and I killed Santa in 1995 when we sharpened a bunch of #2 Ticonderoga pencils and put them sharp side up at the bottom of our chimney. I'm sorry everyone.
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My brother and I killed Santa in 1995 when we sharpened a bunch of #2 Ticonderoga pencils and put them sharp side up at the bottom of our chimney. I'm sorry everyone.
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
Hallmark movie where a big city guy travels to small-town Romania to meet his fake AI mail order bride, then loses all his money and is viciously beaten by Andrew Tate’s goons
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hallmark movie where a big city guy travels to small-town Romania to meet his fake AI mail order bride, then loses all his money and is viciously beaten by Andrew Tate’s goons
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facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
Rivers Cuomo coming out of retirement to play for the Indianapolis Colts
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Rivers Cuomo coming out of retirement to play for the Indianapolis Colts
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.