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· Jun 18
i have never debated anyone due to the fact that it's nerd shit
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
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it has come to my attention that not everybody knows that this setting exists
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
it has come to my attention that not everybody knows that this setting exists
Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you
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megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
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im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters
An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol
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Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
CBS News EIC Bari Weiss had concerns about the CECOT piece, I’m told. The network decided to hold the segment pending, among other things, comment or an interview with White House officials next year…
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass
One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!
I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
The people he's talking about here have charisma levels somewhere around the Mariana Trench and it would be fucking amazing if they tried making tiktoks
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The people he's talking about here have charisma levels somewhere around the Mariana Trench and it would be fucking amazing if they tried making tiktoks
I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison
The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
Why would I hate-read anything? We are only on this planet for a limited amount of time and I'd rather spend mine doing things I like. Plus, I'm not into body horror
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why would I hate-read anything? We are only on this planet for a limited amount of time and I'd rather spend mine doing things I like. Plus, I'm not into body horror
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter
It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes
Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares