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· Jun 18
i have never debated anyone due to the fact that it's nerd shit
Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
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November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If the republicans go back on their word they will look like untrustworthy hypocrites, which is a thing they definitely care about
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If the republicans go back on their word they will look like untrustworthy hypocrites, which is a thing they definitely care about
I remember one time on the Stretch and Bobbito show somebody said they saw Kool Keith on the subway reading a book called MEGABRAIN
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I remember one time on the Stretch and Bobbito show somebody said they saw Kool Keith on the subway reading a book called MEGABRAIN
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
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New York City is great in many ways but "hosting large family gatherings" isn't one of them! When we moved out of the city, our families started traveling to our place for holidays a lot more often.
I am begging the entire klal to go immediately to therapy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
New York City is great in many ways but "hosting large family gatherings" isn't one of them! When we moved out of the city, our families started traveling to our place for holidays a lot more often.
After whining for a few minutes Kevin finally gets to his actual pitch, and of course it's the same thing every tedious right wing debate bro wants from every high profile left winger: He wants Mamdani to come on his podcast so he can generate revenue from it
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
After whining for a few minutes Kevin finally gets to his actual pitch, and of course it's the same thing every tedious right wing debate bro wants from every high profile left winger: He wants Mamdani to come on his podcast so he can generate revenue from it
It's awesome that they're probably going to tank the entire world economy for this nightmare tech that no one actually wants
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's awesome that they're probably going to tank the entire world economy for this nightmare tech that no one actually wants
Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day
People are already starting to flee New York
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People are already starting to flee New York
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
Thank you Phillip for volunteering to be Bluesky's "Dumbass Of The Day"
Btw, the press obsessing about Mamdani seems weird. He seriously underperformed the Democratic vote in NYC compared to recent elections, barely scraping 50%. Moderate Democrats in VA and NJ dramatically overperformed. That seems the real story
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Thank you Phillip for volunteering to be Bluesky's "Dumbass Of The Day"
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The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
Say what you will about the optics here, but this ad is going to play extremely well among huge racist assholes who live upstate and cannot vote for NYC mayor
A super PAC supporting former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo in the New York mayoral election is running a late ad that depicts Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani in front of video of the Twin Towers crashing down on 9/11.
Pro-Andrew Cuomo super PAC depicts Zohran Mamdani in front of Twin Towers attack in late ad
Cuomo and others have criticized Mamdani for appearing with Hasan Piker, who made 2019 comments that "America deserved 9/11." Mamdani has previously disavowed the comments.
nbcnews.to
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Say what you will about the optics here, but this ad is going to play extremely well among huge racist assholes who live upstate and cannot vote for NYC mayor
Setting aside the fact that republicans still haven't scraped enough brain cells together to figure out what a tariff is, Abbott also doesn't realize he's saying he's going to punish right wingers by making them pay a fee to run away from NY
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Setting aside the fact that republicans still haven't scraped enough brain cells together to figure out what a tariff is, Abbott also doesn't realize he's saying he's going to punish right wingers by making them pay a fee to run away from NY
I definitely wouldn't have thought this yesterday but as of right now I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of everyone at the Bass Pro Shop in Odessa Texas by myself
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I definitely wouldn't have thought this yesterday but as of right now I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of everyone at the Bass Pro Shop in Odessa Texas by myself
Chuck Schumer has like a 22% approval rating, it's perfectly fine and maybe even beneficial for him to stay the fuck out of it
Chuck Schumer has refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani, and now refuses to even say he’ll vote for him as Mayor. Just a breathtaking new level of cowardice.
Won’t someone please primary this spineless failure of a leader?
Won’t someone please primary this spineless failure of a leader?
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Chuck Schumer has like a 22% approval rating, it's perfectly fine and maybe even beneficial for him to stay the fuck out of it
Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit
Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you’d have IRL.
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October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit
Andrew Cuomo picks up another big 11th hour endorsement, my neighbor who calls the police on anyone who parks on the street in front of his house
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Andrew Cuomo picks up another big 11th hour endorsement, my neighbor who calls the police on anyone who parks on the street in front of his house
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My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
I've been saying this for years but then my building had the old gas lines repaired and I stopped saying it, not sure what that's all about
🧲 We’re seeing the horseshoe event horizon when the lefties cheering on China because they see it as a counterforce against the US align with the Silicon Valley tech titans high on China as an advanced Sino-topian techno-surveillance state.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I've been saying this for years but then my building had the old gas lines repaired and I stopped saying it, not sure what that's all about
According to most conservatives, none of the three NY mayoral candidates are actually white because Cuomo is Italian and Sliwa has been on the subway
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
According to most conservatives, none of the three NY mayoral candidates are actually white because Cuomo is Italian and Sliwa has been on the subway
Personally i didn't think there was really a need for a 2nd debate but Cuomo didn't have enough time to say all the insanely racist shit he planned for the first one so i understand why they had to have another
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Personally i didn't think there was really a need for a 2nd debate but Cuomo didn't have enough time to say all the insanely racist shit he planned for the first one so i understand why they had to have another
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
There are a lot of esoteric nazi-related symbols that I probably wouldn't recognize but I'm extremely suspicious of all the people on here claiming they didn't know what the SS death's head was before now. It's arguably the 3rd most recognizable nazi symbol, if not #2
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There are a lot of esoteric nazi-related symbols that I probably wouldn't recognize but I'm extremely suspicious of all the people on here claiming they didn't know what the SS death's head was before now. It's arguably the 3rd most recognizable nazi symbol, if not #2