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I didnt know the Psychic TV acid house era skull logo is from the zyklon b canister, that's about my level
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Couldn't get a pic in time, but i saw one of these assholes with like a 5 ft wingspan by the bronx river today and I wish all birds around here were this big
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I could believe he shapeshifted into a big cat, considering he talked like snagglepuss. "If you saw my true form you'd be petrified. Mummified, even."
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Good point, she definitely hit the end of the road on her home turf already
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This part is laughably wrong. If you order installation service for a gas appliance from home depot or anywhere else, they subcontract a licensed plumber to do the job, not just random delivery people. It's completely insane to think delivery guys are doing plumbing work
October 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
September 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm calling the pound
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I found this old cigar label on ebay and I don't know what it means
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
👶🧠
September 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Everyone's favorite guidebook to getting more substack subscribers:
September 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Guess this guy was wrong
August 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
😘🤌
August 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just remembered this masterpiece
August 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lol this article was written by someone's moronic racist facebook uncle
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's a big world out there
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saving the best one for last
July 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I can't tell
July 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This was my phone in 1995, and other than touch tones, it's the same thing as 1955
July 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Guy who just randomly read something about Engelbert Dollfuss voice: "Bro, you're acting a lot like fuckin Engelbert Dollfuss rn"
July 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's so weird how everyone who says they're "politically homeless" is a far right winger who lives in NY or CA and still wants to get invited to parties
July 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I had no idea lol
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
June 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Congrats to Angela here
June 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM