how i find out what day it is
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
how i find out what day it is
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
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I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
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Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
[calling my friend after leaving my true love’s house]:
“..AND 4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves-
in a birdcage in the backseat”
“..AND 4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves-
in a birdcage in the backseat”
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
[calling my friend after leaving my true love’s house]:
“..AND 4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves-
in a birdcage in the backseat”
“..AND 4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves-
in a birdcage in the backseat”
giraffe: uh.. yes please
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
giraffe: uh.. yes please
here’s to everyone who made the same “special christmas wish”
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
here’s to everyone who made the same “special christmas wish”
me with a billion dollars: [not going on weird little sites to “connect”]
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
me with a billion dollars: [not going on weird little sites to “connect”]
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
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kate hudson and hugh jackman are on my front porch
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
kate hudson and hugh jackman are on my front porch
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Joseph: more like "Joseph Christmas"
Mary: we heard you the first time
Mary: we heard you the first time
December 25, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Joseph: more like "Joseph Christmas"
Mary: we heard you the first time
Mary: we heard you the first time
9 minutes in, boomers already talking about the cloud
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
9 minutes in, boomers already talking about the cloud
kate hudson and hugh jackman are on my front porch
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
kate hudson and hugh jackman are on my front porch
JibJab’s biggest night ✨
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
JibJab’s biggest night ✨
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
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I mentioned before how fucking surreal it is that basically all of these sex pests *confessed to this shit* regularly on Howard Stern in the 90's, over a quarter century ago.
They were literally telling an audience of millions of people, live on air, what heinous shit they were up to.
They were literally telling an audience of millions of people, live on air, what heinous shit they were up to.
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I mentioned before how fucking surreal it is that basically all of these sex pests *confessed to this shit* regularly on Howard Stern in the 90's, over a quarter century ago.
They were literally telling an audience of millions of people, live on air, what heinous shit they were up to.
They were literally telling an audience of millions of people, live on air, what heinous shit they were up to.
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Stop all the hedging and hand-wringing. If the FBI wanted to discredit it, they could have. They didn't. Instead, we have evidence that Jeffrey Epstein knew firsthand that Donald Trump is a pedophile. Force Republicans to publicly defend it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stop all the hedging and hand-wringing. If the FBI wanted to discredit it, they could have. They didn't. Instead, we have evidence that Jeffrey Epstein knew firsthand that Donald Trump is a pedophile. Force Republicans to publicly defend it.
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
red guy at night
santa’s delight
santa’s delight
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
red guy at night
santa’s delight
santa’s delight
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
“it’s called pardon-hunting”
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“it’s called pardon-hunting”