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ceeks
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lindt master chocolatier
“my new boyfriend kash patel is taking me on the fbi jet to a private texas hunting resort called the boondoggle ranch, liz”

“yeah, he’s definitely going to kill you”
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
beyond parody
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“here they are now.. coming to the table.. just as they promised.. i can see them”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
why are you mad at him, this isn’t even his real job (which he’s also awful at)
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
nobody:

cuomo:
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
great idea
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“now i’m a west end girl”🎵
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
much like the pic of large biden visiting the miniature carters, this photo has altered my brain chemistry
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the washington commanders are named after this
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
cuomo rn
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“hello fellow Zorhan enthusiasts”
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
cracking a cold one
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
no one wants to see your one gray ball
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
therapist: Lucy Lauer can’t hurt you

Lucy Lauer:
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
gonna stick with “Pervo” thanks anyways
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
who wore it best
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
came here to do 4 things
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
let lily allen know she still got shooters out here
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
plot of M3GAN
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
lmao what a great trip
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we’re hearing it more and more
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
missing giuliani’s brown liquid
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
women who look like this love going to the ballpark saying insane things and losing their jobs
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM