Emperor J
@emperorj.bsky.social
Refugee from the Bad Place. Hoping this place doesn't end up the same.
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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celebrating the winter olympics with the invention of Tanking Curling
Clippers are receiving a 2026 first-round pick from the Pacers, protected 1-4 and 10-30 -- plus a 2029 Pacers unprotected first-rounder.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
celebrating the winter olympics with the invention of Tanking Curling
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LOWTAX SPEEDRUN??
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
LOWTAX SPEEDRUN??
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Holy shit this is bad and Gladwell just sounds like an an arrogant know it all asshole who clearly has no idea what he is talking about
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Holy shit this is bad and Gladwell just sounds like an an arrogant know it all asshole who clearly has no idea what he is talking about
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Wake up babe, they're raiding The Everything App™️ in Paris
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Wake up babe, they're raiding The Everything App™️ in Paris
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"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
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Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
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Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
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“Middle powers” with the middle finger.
@theglobeandmail.com 🇨🇦
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
@theglobeandmail.com 🇨🇦
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“Middle powers” with the middle finger.
@theglobeandmail.com 🇨🇦
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
@theglobeandmail.com 🇨🇦
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
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Is this the Bean Counter anime
January 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Is this the Bean Counter anime
Someone decided to send an email cc'ing my entire company announcing their resignation and setting all bridges on fire in the process
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Someone decided to send an email cc'ing my entire company announcing their resignation and setting all bridges on fire in the process
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Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
Random thought after 27 years: The Gundam Wing pilot names were all references to numbers
a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Random thought after 27 years: The Gundam Wing pilot names were all references to numbers
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"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
Whiskey Tuesday Without Tony Dokoupil
If your job says you’re having an all hands meeting, call in sick or go to the bar
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Whiskey Tuesday Without Tony Dokoupil
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