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Emperor J
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Refugee from the Bad Place. Hoping this place doesn't end up the same.
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Anime Takes Thread where I will do my takes of partially watched series (or completed if I actually finish them)

Starting with this Fall 2025 season
TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR A 12 PIECE COOKWARE SET!

Seriously what the fuck?
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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/shouting over the deafening ringing of what sounds like thousands of sleigh bells "Well well well." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Congratulations to the NBA world champion New York Knicks
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching cricket
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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what if i put myself into a woodchipper in front of jim bankoff
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 2d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"I AM DEAD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Well that's big news
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called

Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird

Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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You are dating an elf
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM