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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president
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hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
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apparently Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Paul Walter Hauser and the guy with the hair are doing a Team Shuster curling movie
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
apparently Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Paul Walter Hauser and the guy with the hair are doing a Team Shuster curling movie
apparently Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Paul Walter Hauser and the guy with the hair are doing a Team Shuster curling movie
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
apparently Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Paul Walter Hauser and the guy with the hair are doing a Team Shuster curling movie
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring antifaphone
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring antifaphone
One singular sensation
Salary for baseball vets
One avoiding arbitration
Money that the player gets
Salary for baseball vets
One avoiding arbitration
Money that the player gets
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
One singular sensation
Salary for baseball vets
One avoiding arbitration
Money that the player gets
Salary for baseball vets
One avoiding arbitration
Money that the player gets
unwrapping a kerrygold butter stick and snacking on it like a candy bar
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
unwrapping a kerrygold butter stick and snacking on it like a candy bar
it takes a lot in january 2026 to look like a complete dunce in the national news but the detroit tigers ownership has met the moment
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
it takes a lot in january 2026 to look like a complete dunce in the national news but the detroit tigers ownership has met the moment
Good views, everyone
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Good views, everyone
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He takes copyright infringement very seriously.
#BREAKING: Trump says US will strike 'very hard' if Iran starts killing protesters
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
He takes copyright infringement very seriously.
I hope we find a volcano and throw all the bastards into it
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I hope we find a volcano and throw all the bastards into it
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ICE is for throwing stones, not ruining homes
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
ICE is for throwing stones, not ruining homes
way more curling ice
way less of the other kind
way less of the other kind
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
way more curling ice
way less of the other kind
way less of the other kind
catching up on the news
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
catching up on the news
please do not feel sorry for anyone in the block family for how they ran this newspaper into the ground, especially this guy
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
please do not feel sorry for anyone in the block family for how they ran this newspaper into the ground, especially this guy
sports video replay should only happen *after* the game. teams/athletes should try to get as many points as possible, and review can adjust the final count afterwards
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
sports video replay should only happen *after* the game. teams/athletes should try to get as many points as possible, and review can adjust the final count afterwards
trump getting laughs from the audience equal to that of the craig kilborn-era daily show
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
trump getting laughs from the audience equal to that of the craig kilborn-era daily show
that was quick. world curling says you can't ditch sweep, or any type of single-motion sweep that might slow down a stone. they got this one in right under the wire before the olympics
exactly one team does this on the reg - Team Casper (USA)
worldcurling.org/2026/01/swee...
exactly one team does this on the reg - Team Casper (USA)
worldcurling.org/2026/01/swee...
World Curling introduces Sweeping Technique Policy
World Curling, in consultation with the World Curling Athlete Commission, has introduced a new Sweeping Technique Policy aimed at determining the acceptable effects of sweeping and removing sweeping t...
worldcurling.org
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
that was quick. world curling says you can't ditch sweep, or any type of single-motion sweep that might slow down a stone. they got this one in right under the wire before the olympics
exactly one team does this on the reg - Team Casper (USA)
worldcurling.org/2026/01/swee...
exactly one team does this on the reg - Team Casper (USA)
worldcurling.org/2026/01/swee...
attempting to overturn this apple fritter into my belly
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
attempting to overturn this apple fritter into my belly
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
A prominent entrepreneur/drag queen is running for Congress (Kaptur’s seat) and you’re not gonna guess the party on your first couple tries www.13abc.com/2026/01/06/t...
Toledo drag queen announces candidacy for Ohio’s 9th Congressional District
A Toledo drag queen and small-business owner has announced his candidacy for Ohio’s 9th Congressional District.
www.13abc.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A prominent entrepreneur/drag queen is running for Congress (Kaptur’s seat) and you’re not gonna guess the party on your first couple tries www.13abc.com/2026/01/06/t...
You 🎶 change your mind 🎶 like Maduro 🎶 changes clothes
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
You 🎶 change your mind 🎶 like Maduro 🎶 changes clothes
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
my new AI powered fridge keeps ordering me a new light bulb every time I close the door
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
my new AI powered fridge keeps ordering me a new light bulb every time I close the door
Hell yeah, Nerds limited edition coronavirus clusters
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hell yeah, Nerds limited edition coronavirus clusters
No idea why or how I just got the October-November print edition of the onion today after receiving the latest issue last week but I appreciate the time loop
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
No idea why or how I just got the October-November print edition of the onion today after receiving the latest issue last week but I appreciate the time loop
They would have never followed those orders
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
They would have never followed those orders