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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president
They would have never followed those orders
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
They would have never followed those orders
A local popular pizza place is blasting Donald Trump on their Facebook page tonight
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
A local popular pizza place is blasting Donald Trump on their Facebook page tonight
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avogadro was ahead of his time by using a number that telemarketers couldn't call
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
avogadro was ahead of his time by using a number that telemarketers couldn't call
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A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
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have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
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FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
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FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
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FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
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FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
February 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
I've read this before
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've read this before
I'm just going to say it: fuck the Mackinac bridge
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm just going to say it: fuck the Mackinac bridge
Tonight’s forecast calling for a “bomb cyclone” and “seiche,” what is this the weather or a blue mage spell list
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tonight’s forecast calling for a “bomb cyclone” and “seiche,” what is this the weather or a blue mage spell list
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just catching up on Brigitte Bardot's wiki page, and man, what an incredible career. before I continue reading with this section titled "Politics and legal issues," I'd just like to say, rest easy queen
December 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
just catching up on Brigitte Bardot's wiki page, and man, what an incredible career. before I continue reading with this section titled "Politics and legal issues," I'd just like to say, rest easy queen
Brigitte Bardot has died. Bob Dylan and Bernhard Goetz remain the two potential heirs to the We Didn’t Start The Fire tontine
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Brigitte Bardot has died. Bob Dylan and Bernhard Goetz remain the two potential heirs to the We Didn’t Start The Fire tontine
Harboring a toaster snack-shaped mascot in my attic. I have no idea what to feed it
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Harboring a toaster snack-shaped mascot in my attic. I have no idea what to feed it
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
This was an exceptionally good crop
1. The name of the highest peak in suburban Atlanta is notable in its relation to the name of Major League Baseball's controversial first Commissioner. What is that peak's name?
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This was an exceptionally good crop
Avatar should have been the name of the Madden film, is all I’m saying
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Avatar should have been the name of the Madden film, is all I’m saying
season 1 episode 5 of chair company (I won, zoom in) was the best television of the year
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
season 1 episode 5 of chair company (I won, zoom in) was the best television of the year
It really is about the notes you don’t play
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump's name added reut.rs/3NfgBky
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump's name added
A planned Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center was canceled, with the host of the longtime annual performance attributing the decision to the addition of Republican U.S. President Donald Trump's name to the institution in Washington.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It really is about the notes you don’t play
From my family to yours, do you know where I hid the giant bag of nerds gummy clusters
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
From my family to yours, do you know where I hid the giant bag of nerds gummy clusters
mom told me about a fun daily word game called Reunion she plays on the Good Housekeeping website, though she meant Merriam-Webster
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
mom told me about a fun daily word game called Reunion she plays on the Good Housekeeping website, though she meant Merriam-Webster
Bari Weiss being visited by three spirits, categorically rejecting their message on the grounds of lack of diversity of thought
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bari Weiss being visited by three spirits, categorically rejecting their message on the grounds of lack of diversity of thought
Ah, the sweet holiday sound of a child’s productive cough on the 23rd
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ah, the sweet holiday sound of a child’s productive cough on the 23rd
Watching the CECOT news segment and jotting down ideas for 2029
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watching the CECOT news segment and jotting down ideas for 2029