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Today on bluesky I learned you can’t joke about Megyn Kelly bleeding out unless you’re the president
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today on bluesky I learned you can’t joke about Megyn Kelly bleeding out unless you’re the president
So the USA curling men’s team will be either Shuster or Casper. Women’s team will be either Peterson or (Cousins or Strouse). They’ll play best-of-threes, but Shuster and Peterson haven’t lost yet, and we see how this is going to end
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So the USA curling men’s team will be either Shuster or Casper. Women’s team will be either Peterson or (Cousins or Strouse). They’ll play best-of-threes, but Shuster and Peterson haven’t lost yet, and we see how this is going to end
I don't know what happened to john fetterman that turned him from one of the coolest new politicians on the national scene to someone that makes me wonder if he is part wiggler from mario in that he gets angrier every time he gets injured
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don't know what happened to john fetterman that turned him from one of the coolest new politicians on the national scene to someone that makes me wonder if he is part wiggler from mario in that he gets angrier every time he gets injured
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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it’s important to sleep in a shirt with a neck so worn out you resemble khalid sheikh mohammed
November 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
it’s important to sleep in a shirt with a neck so worn out you resemble khalid sheikh mohammed
toeing the line between "wanting to share amazing curling shots with my online friends" and "don't want NBC to show up at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
toeing the line between "wanting to share amazing curling shots with my online friends" and "don't want NBC to show up at my house"
what a shot Ben Richardson
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what a shot Ben Richardson
oh man, Danny Casper with an absolute gem of a shot
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
oh man, Danny Casper with an absolute gem of a shot
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buy a baseball fan a subscription to @baseballprospectus.com why don't ya
What if instead of Cyber Monday (aka Daddy Bezos Day), we did a Support Indie Media Monday?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
buy a baseball fan a subscription to @baseballprospectus.com why don't ya
Curling appealing to the youths
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Curling appealing to the youths
this is the last I will say on the matter: I am not sure if epstein writes like dril or the other way around
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this is the last I will say on the matter: I am not sure if epstein writes like dril or the other way around
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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I thought you were only allowed to have 14 in your bag at one time
@JonHeyman tweeted
Twelve years and 1,417 hits after the Mets released him, Justin Turner, now 40, would love to keep playing. Here in Las Vegas to play in the MLB golf event, he says it’s up to the 30 clubs. Great career, either way.
Twelve years and 1,417 hits after the Mets released him, Justin Turner, now 40, would love to keep playing. Here in Las Vegas to play in the MLB golf event, he says it’s up to the 30 clubs. Great career, either way.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I thought you were only allowed to have 14 in your bag at one time
I'm not going to read someone else's emails, I barely read my own
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm not going to read someone else's emails, I barely read my own
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Donald Trump has announced that he is suing “E-mail”
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Donald Trump has announced that he is suing “E-mail”
how can jeffrey epstein use email, he's dead. checkmate
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
how can jeffrey epstein use email, he's dead. checkmate
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angels & demons (2009)
the exorcist (1973)
rookie of the year (1993)
double impact (1991)
the exorcist (1973)
rookie of the year (1993)
double impact (1991)
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
angels & demons (2009)
the exorcist (1973)
rookie of the year (1993)
double impact (1991)
the exorcist (1973)
rookie of the year (1993)
double impact (1991)
I was pulling for kim kardashian to pass the bar, it was the final step to her launching her very own NFL blog
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was pulling for kim kardashian to pass the bar, it was the final step to her launching her very own NFL blog
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
helicopter footage of emmanuel clase driving a bullpen car down a barren stretch of interstate 90 in downtown cleveland
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
helicopter footage of emmanuel clase driving a bullpen car down a barren stretch of interstate 90 in downtown cleveland