Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️
@hunterfelt.bsky.social
I write about music, comedy, sports and pop culture (email hunter@hunterfelt.com). Gender under construction: working on becoming my own Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Autistic. "Newly human and strangely literal." Pic is a much younger and cuter me. 18 +
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TEEN ME IN 1996: So hey what's going on?
ME NOW: Oh America is a complete dystopia. But you are now taking pills that turn you into a girl and are famous on the internet.
TEEN ME IN 1996: That's kinda hot.
ME NOW: Right?
ME NOW: Oh America is a complete dystopia. But you are now taking pills that turn you into a girl and are famous on the internet.
TEEN ME IN 1996: That's kinda hot.
ME NOW: Right?
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There is a moment when Jazz hits just right in one’s life.
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
There is a moment when Jazz hits just right in one’s life.
I wouldn't go there. It's Nothing But Trouble.
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I wouldn't go there. It's Nothing But Trouble.
1996!
Strange But True
Artist • Rick Geary
Writer • Desmond Devlin
MAD Magazine Issue No. 344
April 1996
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Artist • Rick Geary
Writer • Desmond Devlin
MAD Magazine Issue No. 344
April 1996
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January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
1996!
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Growing old is fun!
My growing appreciation for handrails
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Growing old is fun!
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
I was a huge Dilbert fan growing up! The strip was genuinely funny when it first came out! It's so weird to think about, but cartoonists in particular tend to have weird personal arcs. Al Capp Syndrome.
I have been calling Scott Adams a piece of shit for a *long* time. It's sad, because Dilbert was genuinely exceptional in the nineties, and if he'd done a Watterson or Larson and quit in, say, 2000, his illness would now be regarded with as much sadness as if they said they were dying.
looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I was a huge Dilbert fan growing up! The strip was genuinely funny when it first came out! It's so weird to think about, but cartoonists in particular tend to have weird personal arcs. Al Capp Syndrome.
"How should the fundraising email start...?"
House Democrats have an emergency virtual caucus meeting on the subject later this afternoon:
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"How should the fundraising email start...?"
Yes. My New Year's Resolution is to continue growing boobs and I am extremely excited about this.
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Yes. My New Year's Resolution is to continue growing boobs and I am extremely excited about this.
Sunday Family Group Chat briefly devolved into a disucssion of Yaoi and Yuri! These things happen!
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Sunday Family Group Chat briefly devolved into a disucssion of Yaoi and Yuri! These things happen!
Maybe the most famous person I ever had a conversation with.
happy birthday michael stipe
Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 3:45
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January 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Maybe the most famous person I ever had a conversation with.
A lot of people are jumping into the mentions of a post of mine just to yell at me for being an American and honestly like... fair enough.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
A lot of people are jumping into the mentions of a post of mine just to yell at me for being an American and honestly like... fair enough.
They don't have any follow up plans, do they?
A former staffer said that U.S. officials would not be performing a formal occupation like in Iraq. “We’re going to tell them: ‘Hey, this is what you have to do in order for there not to be another strike. That’s what [Trump] sees as running the country.” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Rubio takes on most challenging role yet: Viceroy of Venezuela
The top U.S. diplomat has pushed for regime change for over a decade. Now the hard part begins.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
They don't have any follow up plans, do they?
America is like
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
America is like
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In college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?”
I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
In college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?”
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what
It makes you piss *more.
My grandma took her own life by not eating and drinking for eleven days, and she kept pissing until the day she died. The piss will happen. No warning label can stop it.
My grandma took her own life by not eating and drinking for eleven days, and she kept pissing until the day she died. The piss will happen. No warning label can stop it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
what
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words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
"You're not going to get people to follow along with your message if you keep shouting that America's the Bad Guy."
Well, America should like maybe stop being the bad guy for like even just a single fucking day. That would help the message a lot!
Well, America should like maybe stop being the bad guy for like even just a single fucking day. That would help the message a lot!
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"You're not going to get people to follow along with your message if you keep shouting that America's the Bad Guy."
Well, America should like maybe stop being the bad guy for like even just a single fucking day. That would help the message a lot!
Well, America should like maybe stop being the bad guy for like even just a single fucking day. That would help the message a lot!
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i reject american society on an almost cosmic level, which is the correct reaction to our current situation. what have *you* accomplished by siding with the people committing genocide? come down off your high horse and maybe you'll see the world for what it is
You people criticize Democratic messaging all the time: by wearing keffiyehs and vandalizing university quads you were messaging that you reject American society on an almost cosmic level, which was stupid If you wanted to accomplish anything.
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
i reject american society on an almost cosmic level, which is the correct reaction to our current situation. what have *you* accomplished by siding with the people committing genocide? come down off your high horse and maybe you'll see the world for what it is
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
Yeah. My parents watch CBS News. This is not going to go great.
A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Yeah. My parents watch CBS News. This is not going to go great.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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They're still fighting over who gets the 20th Century, and they're burning the 21st Century for fuel to do it
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
They're still fighting over who gets the 20th Century, and they're burning the 21st Century for fuel to do it
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40 people (at least) died. It's the official policy of these newsrooms that Latin American lives aren't worth anything. Again, if you still pay for an NYT subscription I think you're trash.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
40 people (at least) died. It's the official policy of these newsrooms that Latin American lives aren't worth anything. Again, if you still pay for an NYT subscription I think you're trash.
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Think about how fucking corroded your soul would have to be to look at this administration of nazis and pedophiles and truly think that better things are not possible.
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Think about how fucking corroded your soul would have to be to look at this administration of nazis and pedophiles and truly think that better things are not possible.
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can