Garlax, The Weasel King
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
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Reminder that celebrating thanksgiving annually on the last Thursday November (switched to 4th Thursday by FDR to extend the Xmas shopping season) was by Lincoln to celebrate crushing the armies of the slaver insurgents at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reminder that celebrating thanksgiving annually on the last Thursday November (switched to 4th Thursday by FDR to extend the Xmas shopping season) was by Lincoln to celebrate crushing the armies of the slaver insurgents at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
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She remains a real one.
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She remains a real one.
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You're not helping anyone by doing weird TikTok censorship.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You're not helping anyone by doing weird TikTok censorship.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
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We are going to need Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo to repair even a fraction of this mess.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We are going to need Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo to repair even a fraction of this mess.
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Educational publishers--both k-12 and college textbook publishers--are massively unethical in their practices.
"If cueing was debunked decades ago by cognitive scientists, why is the idea still in materials that are being sold to schools?
One answer to that question is that school districts still buy the materials."
One answer to that question is that school districts still buy the materials."
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't know there's anything wrong with it.
www.apmreports.org
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Educational publishers--both k-12 and college textbook publishers--are massively unethical in their practices.
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Anyway, 15 yr old me says to 50 yr old me and my peers: adult women should be shaming and calling out adult men waaaaaaay more. Not shaming the teenager girl for what she is wearing!
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anyway, 15 yr old me says to 50 yr old me and my peers: adult women should be shaming and calling out adult men waaaaaaay more. Not shaming the teenager girl for what she is wearing!
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I for one will welcome, etc. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2560607...
Oxford researchers say octopuses 'likely to take over the world'
Oxford University boffins say the octopuses are likely to take over the world after humans.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I for one will welcome, etc. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2560607...
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i'm now what the median age was in 2010.
I will never own a home unless something real cool happens.
The people i know who are buying are either DINKs or getting help from parents.
I will never own a home unless something real cool happens.
The people i know who are buying are either DINKs or getting help from parents.
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i'm now what the median age was in 2010.
I will never own a home unless something real cool happens.
The people i know who are buying are either DINKs or getting help from parents.
I will never own a home unless something real cool happens.
The people i know who are buying are either DINKs or getting help from parents.
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And NO, it will not be a $2,000 check when the healthcare I have to give up in January is OVER ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH! There are only two things that will satisfy me:
1) Medicare for all
2) The head of Trump and every single one of his pedophilic cronies on a platter
1) Medicare for all
2) The head of Trump and every single one of his pedophilic cronies on a platter
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
And NO, it will not be a $2,000 check when the healthcare I have to give up in January is OVER ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH! There are only two things that will satisfy me:
1) Medicare for all
2) The head of Trump and every single one of his pedophilic cronies on a platter
1) Medicare for all
2) The head of Trump and every single one of his pedophilic cronies on a platter
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Bold and innovative decision to apply the principles of Permanent Revolution to a vehicle and create the Permanent Recall
Tesla Is Recalling Cybertrucks Again. Yep, More Pieces Are Falling Off.
The glue-induced recall only affects vehicles with the dealer-installed lightbar option.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bold and innovative decision to apply the principles of Permanent Revolution to a vehicle and create the Permanent Recall
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my honest fear is that the mechanism of this administration will normalize victimizing teenage girls, much like they did with the r-slur and calling things "gay" as a pejorative
this is something I've thought about a lot recently - like - this desire that's completely abhorrent is core to so much of the culture of the powerful.
if there is actually a reckoning coming, it needs to completely destroy these people
if there is actually a reckoning coming, it needs to completely destroy these people
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my honest fear is that the mechanism of this administration will normalize victimizing teenage girls, much like they did with the r-slur and calling things "gay" as a pejorative
The Child went to the vet yesterday! He’s nine pounds?!
(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Child went to the vet yesterday! He’s nine pounds?!
(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
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Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.
Oh man I LOVED this game. Found it via the Mac version through ambrosia software.
Uplink (2001). I felt like a leet hax0r playing this game on the family HP.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh man I LOVED this game. Found it via the Mac version through ambrosia software.
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I'm not angry at people who want to find a reason to blame the New York Times for their reporters' closeness to Epstein, but I agree with Elizabeth here - something being in a reporter's emails simply doesn't mean their newsroom knows or even should know about it.
A specific reporter knowing something does not mean the institution knows. That is not how reporting works, not how newsrooms work, not how any of it works. Institutions are not omniscient.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm not angry at people who want to find a reason to blame the New York Times for their reporters' closeness to Epstein, but I agree with Elizabeth here - something being in a reporter's emails simply doesn't mean their newsroom knows or even should know about it.
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Opportunities' anniversary is coming up in ~2 weeks! If you've read it, would you indulge me by filling out a quick self-indulgent character poll? I crave DATA!
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Opportunities Anniversary 2025
Opportunities' Anniversary is coming up, and I'm celebrating by collecting data! I stole the idea from Chloe Cunningham (Who's comic Cargo you should absolutely check out!!!!!! It's about smugglers in...
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November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Opportunities' anniversary is coming up in ~2 weeks! If you've read it, would you indulge me by filling out a quick self-indulgent character poll? I crave DATA!
✨💣💥🎊🍾🥂💀🎄
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
✨💣💥🎊🍾🥂💀🎄
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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this seems like a pretty good deal for $3.5M USD but then you gotta worry about constant wizard battles. every wizard and warlock is gonna come at you if you live in this tower
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Detached House for sale with 4 bedrooms, Hadlow Castle, High Street
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November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
this seems like a pretty good deal for $3.5M USD but then you gotta worry about constant wizard battles. every wizard and warlock is gonna come at you if you live in this tower
www.fineandcountry.co.uk/tunbridge-we...
www.fineandcountry.co.uk/tunbridge-we...
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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"why don't women want to have more kids?!"
Because you made a country they want to flee.
Because you made a country they want to flee.
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"why don't women want to have more kids?!"
Because you made a country they want to flee.
Because you made a country they want to flee.
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
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When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
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Yep
are you old enough to remember when it wasn't like this?
constant surveillance
the police state
fucking ice
constant surveillance
the police state
fucking ice
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yep
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.