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Garlax, The Weasel King
@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?

He/Him
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My cat, Precious!
A black and white cat sits on a hardwood floor, looking directly at the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The Child went to the vet yesterday! He’s nine pounds?!

(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
A grey and white kitten with a red and orange bow tie collar sits on top of a cat tower. He’s looking at the camera. Half his face is in shadow.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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She is snoring gently.
A black and white cat lies on the lap of the photographer, paws dangling over the edge of my leg. Her eyes are closed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Describe your cat’s personality in one photo
A black and white cat sits on a kitchen chair at a table. She’s looking over her shoulder up past the camera, eyes wide.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I love that my cat, napping on the windowsill, took the time to make an annoyed sound about the dirt bike that extremely noisily went by on the street.
A black and white cat lies with one foot dangling over the edge of a broad windowsill. She’s looking up sleepily.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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“Of course you’d say that. You have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter!”
Mr burns with a phrenology bust on his desk, measuring Smither’s head with calipers.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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She survived to dinner!!!

Seen below sitting in the “food chair”.
A black and white cat sits on a kitchen chair, staring wide-eyed back up over her shoulder.
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Precious just wants me to either feed her or lie down so she can lie on me, and I’m not doing either. Life is SO unfair.
A black and white cat sits on a hardwood floor looking up at the camera while facing the other way. She’s at an open door way with a toy mouse hanging from the lintel.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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She‘s purring. :)
A black and white cat sprawls along the body of the photographer, one paw dangling down my side, eyes barely open.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Sleepy girl! You can see her black beans nice and clear.
A black and white cat lies on the corner of a bed, eyes closed. One leg is sticking out towards the camera. Her toe beans are black and contrast with her white feet.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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When my roommate got Gum this cat bed, he was small enough he could stretch out in it.

This is the first time he has ever used it.
A grey and white kitten loafs on a cat bed shaped like a blue corduroy couch.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Gummitch has been returned to dumb baby jail. +5 for boldness (trying to steal Precious’s food while she is ON THE DRESSER, EATING) -10000 for good thinking (SHE IS ON THE DRESSER, EATING)!
A grey and white kitten wearing an autumn themed bow tie is being held like a baby by the photographer.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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He has been paroled. Here he is under my bed, plotting more dumb baby crimes. (Aka trying to steal my cat’s food when I’m IN THE ROOM FIVE FEET AWAY)
A grey and white kitten sits under a bed, surrounded by colorful pompom toys. He looks strangely pensive, despite the eye shine from the flash.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Saw this late, but have my roommate’s kitten being adorable.
A grey and white kitten crouched on an astoundingly ugly armchair. He is looking cutely up at the camera. From this angle you can see that his tail is grey-on-grey stripy!
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I’ll play!

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
From tumblrA photo of a macaw, with the text “he can be trusted with your fingers” and the next post by bewareofdragon that says “Put fingers in parrot mouth. Parrot mouth perfec t size to put fingers in for n\ap! Inside mouth very calm and gentle fingers rest gently put fingers in parrot mout. Put fingers in parrot mouth. No problems ever in parrot mouth because good shape and support for fingers on tired hand. Aparrot mouth yes a place for fingers put fingers in parrot mouth can trust parrot for giveing good love to fingers. Friend parrot.”
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Bonus round: my roommate’s cat!
A grey and white kitten lies in a cat tower with his head leaned on the edge. You can just barely see that his collar has a bow tie on it.
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I’ve had Precious for a year as of yesterday! (My roommate is a MUCH better photographer than I am, and took this one)
A black and white cat staring bug-eyed at the camera over the edge of her cat tower. Only her head is visible and is very close to the camera.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I briefly startled her awake by laughing, but she’s asleep again.
A cute grey cat bed with shark features sits on a white ikea dresser. A black and white cat’s foot with black paw beans sticks up over the edge. It is adorable.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I’ve had Precious for one year!
Black and white cat crouching under a desk next to a power strip. She’s looking over her shoulder at the camera- the flash just went off so she has some major eye shine. A black in white cat lies in her shark themed cat bed on top of an ikea dresser. She’s peaking out around the corner the bed is up against.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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She’s a sleepy baby.
A black and white cat lies with her head on the side of her grey cat bed. The photographer’s fingers can be seen scritching her head, and she’s facing the camera with eyes just barely open.
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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(As opposed to her “brother” who was a bit of a camwhore and would pose whenever a camera was pointed at him)
A pretty orange tabby cat leaning on the photographer’s arm. He is extremely photogenic.
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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One of my roommate’s old cats (a house cat her whole life) made that face too if she couldn’t turn around before we took a photo.
A grey cat sits on a tan carpet glaring at the camera. She looks seriously angry I’m taking her picture.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My space cadet.
A black and white cat lies in a grey cat bed. She is spacing out in roughly the direction of the camera.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I’m stunned I haven’t seen this get any play in the last day.
A short piece of the Simpsons. Panel one: Sideshow Bob showing a tattoo that says “Die Bart, die” and claiming it means “the Bart, the” Panel 2: a credulous audience member says “no one who speaks German could be an evil man”
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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She is beauty and grace.
A black and white cat sits up on a broad windowsill with her back to the corner where the window meets the wall. One leg and her tail dangle over the edge of the sill as she sits in a distinctly unflattering pose. She’s staring into space in the direction of the camera.
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM