Garlax, The Weasel King
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Garlax, The Weasel King
@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?

He/Him
My cat, Precious!
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Child went to the vet yesterday! He’s nine pounds?!

(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
She is snoring gently.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Describe your cat’s personality in one photo
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I love that my cat, napping on the windowsill, took the time to make an annoyed sound about the dirt bike that extremely noisily went by on the street.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Of course you’d say that. You have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter!”
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She survived to dinner!!!

Seen below sitting in the “food chair”.
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Precious just wants me to either feed her or lie down so she can lie on me, and I’m not doing either. Life is SO unfair.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She‘s purring. :)
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sleepy girl! You can see her black beans nice and clear.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When my roommate got Gum this cat bed, he was small enough he could stretch out in it.

This is the first time he has ever used it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gummitch has been returned to dumb baby jail. +5 for boldness (trying to steal Precious’s food while she is ON THE DRESSER, EATING) -10000 for good thinking (SHE IS ON THE DRESSER, EATING)!
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He has been paroled. Here he is under my bed, plotting more dumb baby crimes. (Aka trying to steal my cat’s food when I’m IN THE ROOM FIVE FEET AWAY)
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Saw this late, but have my roommate’s kitten being adorable.
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’ll play!

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bonus round: my roommate’s cat!
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ve had Precious for a year as of yesterday! (My roommate is a MUCH better photographer than I am, and took this one)
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I briefly startled her awake by laughing, but she’s asleep again.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’ve had Precious for one year!
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
She’s a sleepy baby.
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
(As opposed to her “brother” who was a bit of a camwhore and would pose whenever a camera was pointed at him)
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One of my roommate’s old cats (a house cat her whole life) made that face too if she couldn’t turn around before we took a photo.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My space cadet.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m stunned I haven’t seen this get any play in the last day.
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
She is beauty and grace.
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM