Garlax, The Weasel King
@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
The princess is in her tower once again. The kitten tried to beat her to it, but she drove him off.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The princess is in her tower once again. The kitten tried to beat her to it, but she drove him off.
Im unclear why this gap developed in my ugly chair, but it’s hilarious when this little goofball falls into it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Im unclear why this gap developed in my ugly chair, but it’s hilarious when this little goofball falls into it.
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DHS was founded in 2002, it is not a pillar of "historical" American governmental departments. We just made it up one day...
It was unpopular even at the time of its founding with a significant number of Americans.
We can unmake it.
It was unpopular even at the time of its founding with a significant number of Americans.
We can unmake it.
This is real. A government agency calling Americans performing their democratic right of protest “imbecilic morons.” This Trump regime is a poison and never should have gotten power. A total disgrace.
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
DHS was founded in 2002, it is not a pillar of "historical" American governmental departments. We just made it up one day...
It was unpopular even at the time of its founding with a significant number of Americans.
We can unmake it.
It was unpopular even at the time of its founding with a significant number of Americans.
We can unmake it.
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The stuff dreams are made of.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The stuff dreams are made of.
Chaos mode: engaged
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Chaos mode: engaged
She was reminding me about dinner time (half an hour off at that point) by taking my computer chair.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
She was reminding me about dinner time (half an hour off at that point) by taking my computer chair.
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I've faced similar claims and it's like bro I am streaming Digimon and going back to shit like Peak and Lethal Company because there are like a billion games. Like a billion.
Someone called me a liar for saying I wouldn't buy any new games if every game suddenly had gen AI content in it, as if old games don't exist. These people are Desperate.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've faced similar claims and it's like bro I am streaming Digimon and going back to shit like Peak and Lethal Company because there are like a billion games. Like a billion.
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ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Hiiiii
Still trying to meet my goal. Rent is due soon, and I forgot that the payment arrangement for my phone is due today, as is my contribution to the internet bill…
Anything at all helps. Thanks so much~
Hiiiii
Still trying to meet my goal. Rent is due soon, and I forgot that the payment arrangement for my phone is due today, as is my contribution to the internet bill…
Anything at all helps. Thanks so much~
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Hiiiii
Still trying to meet my goal. Rent is due soon, and I forgot that the payment arrangement for my phone is due today, as is my contribution to the internet bill…
Anything at all helps. Thanks so much~
Hiiiii
Still trying to meet my goal. Rent is due soon, and I forgot that the payment arrangement for my phone is due today, as is my contribution to the internet bill…
Anything at all helps. Thanks so much~
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I feel like everyone is looking at what MTG is doing with total blinders on. She's not rebelling against Republicans. She's not holding them accountable. She's not learning.
She sees further that MAGA is done for, and she has aims to fill the void when it's gone. She's playing the long game.
She sees further that MAGA is done for, and she has aims to fill the void when it's gone. She's playing the long game.
President Donald Trump on Friday announced he is withdrawing his endorsement of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), who has grown increasingly critical of the Republican Party and Trump's actions and policies.
Trump Pulls His Endorsement Of GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
www.huffpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I feel like everyone is looking at what MTG is doing with total blinders on. She's not rebelling against Republicans. She's not holding them accountable. She's not learning.
She sees further that MAGA is done for, and she has aims to fill the void when it's gone. She's playing the long game.
She sees further that MAGA is done for, and she has aims to fill the void when it's gone. She's playing the long game.
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It's a bit disconcerting when an East German hears you're from Chicago and goes "oh. You are facing some troubles now, yes?" And then it's like "it will not always be so" thanks buddy, authoritarian regime Solidarität 😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's a bit disconcerting when an East German hears you're from Chicago and goes "oh. You are facing some troubles now, yes?" And then it's like "it will not always be so" thanks buddy, authoritarian regime Solidarität 😭
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Ban all this shit.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ban all this shit.
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please can the media push this too so we can get rid of this man in public life
I think we can move this story full circle with a reminder that RFK Jr. also committed sexual assault and flew on Jeffrey Epstein's jet, which he rationalized by explaining that he also knew Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please can the media push this too so we can get rid of this man in public life
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Sex ed should be mandatory and all students regardless of gender should study periods, childbirth, PCOS, and endometriosis.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sex ed should be mandatory and all students regardless of gender should study periods, childbirth, PCOS, and endometriosis.
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The noble 47 academics.
As a result of administrative trickery, a beloved dean is forced to retire and their college dissolved. As a result of this trickery, the remaining faculty band together to seek revenge on the provost and the rival dean who enabled the trickery.
As a result of administrative trickery, a beloved dean is forced to retire and their college dissolved. As a result of this trickery, the remaining faculty band together to seek revenge on the provost and the rival dean who enabled the trickery.
A department, in dire straits, appeals to an emeritus faculty member to save them. The emeritus gathers academics: a junior TT scholar, three adjuncts, a cross appointed hire, and a graduate student.
Together, they defend the department from a depraved provost and their horde of administrators.
Together, they defend the department from a depraved provost and their horde of administrators.
the seven probationary faculty
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The noble 47 academics.
As a result of administrative trickery, a beloved dean is forced to retire and their college dissolved. As a result of this trickery, the remaining faculty band together to seek revenge on the provost and the rival dean who enabled the trickery.
As a result of administrative trickery, a beloved dean is forced to retire and their college dissolved. As a result of this trickery, the remaining faculty band together to seek revenge on the provost and the rival dean who enabled the trickery.
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I Think Baristas Should Have A License To Kill
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I Think Baristas Should Have A License To Kill
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Once, when I was a barista out of high school, someone ordered an “extra hot” latte, and when I told her the highest I could go she went off on me for 10 mins. When eventually I made it as hot as I could without getting fired, she tried to pour it on my head.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Once, when I was a barista out of high school, someone ordered an “extra hot” latte, and when I told her the highest I could go she went off on me for 10 mins. When eventually I made it as hot as I could without getting fired, she tried to pour it on my head.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
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Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
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Reminder that celebrating thanksgiving annually on the last Thursday November (switched to 4th Thursday by FDR to extend the Xmas shopping season) was by Lincoln to celebrate crushing the armies of the slaver insurgents at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reminder that celebrating thanksgiving annually on the last Thursday November (switched to 4th Thursday by FDR to extend the Xmas shopping season) was by Lincoln to celebrate crushing the armies of the slaver insurgents at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
🎶let the Hero born of Woman…🎶
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She remains a real one.
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She remains a real one.
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You're not helping anyone by doing weird TikTok censorship.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You're not helping anyone by doing weird TikTok censorship.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
You're just evading people's mute keywords, mostly people who are victims of sexual abuse and don't need this on their timeline all day.
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We are going to need Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo to repair even a fraction of this mess.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We are going to need Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo to repair even a fraction of this mess.