Hipster Viking Amy
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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oh god… they’ve learned how to open doors
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
oh god… they’ve learned how to open doors
I am trying to skip to the next holiday and he does not approve.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I am trying to skip to the next holiday and he does not approve.
Daaaamn, this was a great book and I’m so excited to hear there’s going to be a sequel!
HENCH, my first book, is on sale right now on both Amazon and Kobo for only $1.99!
The sequel, VILLAIN, is coming out in May -- so if you enjoy supervillains, body horror and questionable morals, this is a great time to begin the series.
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The sequel, VILLAIN, is coming out in May -- so if you enjoy supervillains, body horror and questionable morals, this is a great time to begin the series.
www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
www.amazon.ca/Hench-Novel-...
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February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Daaaamn, this was a great book and I’m so excited to hear there’s going to be a sequel!
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No I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
No I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day
*youth pastor voice* I know someone else whose show for a big crowd wasn’t in English, but you probably haven’t heard of him
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
*youth pastor voice* I know someone else whose show for a big crowd wasn’t in English, but you probably haven’t heard of him
Haven’t sat down to watch it yet but full-body cringed when a white coworker said “I don’t speak Spanish so I didn’t like the halftime show,” just as our Puerto Rican-born colleague joined the meeting.
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Haven’t sat down to watch it yet but full-body cringed when a white coworker said “I don’t speak Spanish so I didn’t like the halftime show,” just as our Puerto Rican-born colleague joined the meeting.
Tragically, this dog has nowhere to sleep except the dirty old rug next to the hardware basket.
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Tragically, this dog has nowhere to sleep except the dirty old rug next to the hardware basket.
It’s because nobody in the outrage community is cool enough to know what K-Pop Demon Hunters is
it's weird to see people complain about Bad Bunny's performance being in Spanish when there have been entire operas in Italian, German and French performed in the US and the top song of the last two years, K-Pop Demon Hunters' "Golden" has lyrics in Korean
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It’s because nobody in the outrage community is cool enough to know what K-Pop Demon Hunters is
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the Venn diagram of Americans who want to retire to Florida and Americans who are scared of Spanish is a circle
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 AM
the Venn diagram of Americans who want to retire to Florida and Americans who are scared of Spanish is a circle
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
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okay hear me out
I'll get in trouble for saying this, but the Milan Olympic mascots have ZERO sex appeal.
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
okay hear me out
I try not to boost stuff that’s bad for purposes of mockery, because that’s still giving it airtime.
I’m making an exception for this.
I’m making an exception for this.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I try not to boost stuff that’s bad for purposes of mockery, because that’s still giving it airtime.
I’m making an exception for this.
I’m making an exception for this.
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apparently it is feeding sweetcorn to the dog
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
apparently it is feeding sweetcorn to the dog
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so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
Hey all, i’m so sorry to tell you I had to say goodbye to Gigi, the grand Princess Gigila Corgila Fluffila Puppila a.k.a. Girldog, last night. It was time and it was peaceful and she got a proper sendoff from her adoring fans at the vet. Please do something your dog loves, in her honor.
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hey all, i’m so sorry to tell you I had to say goodbye to Gigi, the grand Princess Gigila Corgila Fluffila Puppila a.k.a. Girldog, last night. It was time and it was peaceful and she got a proper sendoff from her adoring fans at the vet. Please do something your dog loves, in her honor.
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Dunno how to help with this one re: my 4yo niece
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Dunno how to help with this one re: my 4yo niece
The side-eye, I cannot.
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The side-eye, I cannot.
“Give us the gate key.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
“Give us the gate key.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
It’s so cute, I want one
For sure—signing off on a good model is only the first step. I'm pretty sure it's been long enough that I can share these WIP files from a project I worked on. The animator's first pass at making Triceratops run looked like the happiest puppy you've ever seen.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It’s so cute, I want one
“I’ll just empty the dogs’ water dish into the plant on top of the fridge before I wash it,” said the woman with benign essential tremor and an unstable elbow, hoisting a bowl not remotely designed for pouring over her head in the full confidence that nothing could go wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“I’ll just empty the dogs’ water dish into the plant on top of the fridge before I wash it,” said the woman with benign essential tremor and an unstable elbow, hoisting a bowl not remotely designed for pouring over her head in the full confidence that nothing could go wrong.
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