A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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POV you’ve put on moisturizer that smells potentially edible
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV you’ve put on moisturizer that smells potentially edible
Anyway this happened
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Anyway this happened
Somebody on here was rude to one of my friends so out of curiosity I checked their feed and it’s almost 100% ugly anti-Trump memes and… I don’t know how to tell you this, fam, but even if our politics technically align, if ALL you post about is what you hate, you’re indistinguishable from the enemy.
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Somebody on here was rude to one of my friends so out of curiosity I checked their feed and it’s almost 100% ugly anti-Trump memes and… I don’t know how to tell you this, fam, but even if our politics technically align, if ALL you post about is what you hate, you’re indistinguishable from the enemy.
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MERR CRIMMUS from the world’s most photogenic rotten little assholes
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
MERR CRIMMUS from the world’s most photogenic rotten little assholes
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is fast, strong, and has a metal arm
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is-- and always shall be-- your friend.
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is fast, strong, and has a metal arm
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Nobody said you can't send out orthodox Christmas cards, or groundhog day cards, or flag day cards if you really don't have your shit together
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nobody said you can't send out orthodox Christmas cards, or groundhog day cards, or flag day cards if you really don't have your shit together
That’s right, once again your Christmas present is me, you’re welcome
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That’s right, once again your Christmas present is me, you’re welcome
Happy Christmas Eve to everyone celebrating. I will, of course, be observing the family tradition where I make my mother cringelaugh by singing the WDVE classic Christmas parody “Santa Claus is Comin’ Downtown” in an exaggerated Christmas accent.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Christmas Eve to everyone celebrating. I will, of course, be observing the family tradition where I make my mother cringelaugh by singing the WDVE classic Christmas parody “Santa Claus is Comin’ Downtown” in an exaggerated Christmas accent.
Just had a discussion with my aunt about her orange cat:
AUNT: Well, you know, he was born with a condition.
ME: Orange?
AUNT: He was born with two conditions—
AUNT: Well, you know, he was born with a condition.
ME: Orange?
AUNT: He was born with two conditions—
December 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just had a discussion with my aunt about her orange cat:
AUNT: Well, you know, he was born with a condition.
ME: Orange?
AUNT: He was born with two conditions—
AUNT: Well, you know, he was born with a condition.
ME: Orange?
AUNT: He was born with two conditions—
The Renaissance vibes of them
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The Renaissance vibes of them
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So some experimentation with the magic goo (leaking out of this still in the Wizard’s shed they have been hired to clean out) indicates that it enhances magic, sort of. Dip a mage hand in it and the magic hand gets big and clumsy and powerful.
I thought I spelled it out. I thought I was clear.
I thought I spelled it out. I thought I was clear.
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So some experimentation with the magic goo (leaking out of this still in the Wizard’s shed they have been hired to clean out) indicates that it enhances magic, sort of. Dip a mage hand in it and the magic hand gets big and clumsy and powerful.
I thought I spelled it out. I thought I was clear.
I thought I spelled it out. I thought I was clear.
“Everybody make a constitution check—“
“Okay, what EXACTLY happened while I was taking the dogs out?”
“We got bored.”
“Okay, what EXACTLY happened while I was taking the dogs out?”
“We got bored.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Everybody make a constitution check—“
“Okay, what EXACTLY happened while I was taking the dogs out?”
“We got bored.”
“Okay, what EXACTLY happened while I was taking the dogs out?”
“We got bored.”
Things I yell at my dogs, an occasional series: “Do NOT be a punkass”
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Things I yell at my dogs, an occasional series: “Do NOT be a punkass”
It’s a sad day in the kingdom, everyone. My hips have started to lie.
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s a sad day in the kingdom, everyone. My hips have started to lie.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Oh my gosh, okay, THIRD attempt at posting this without a meaning-altering typo:
You know how I’m always talking about how corgis are rotten little shits? This is how they look when they steal your seat and you try to get it back.
You know how I’m always talking about how corgis are rotten little shits? This is how they look when they steal your seat and you try to get it back.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh my gosh, okay, THIRD attempt at posting this without a meaning-altering typo:
You know how I’m always talking about how corgis are rotten little shits? This is how they look when they steal your seat and you try to get it back.
You know how I’m always talking about how corgis are rotten little shits? This is how they look when they steal your seat and you try to get it back.
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I saw someone yesterday complaining about people "waiting until Mary wad 5cm dilated" to do their Big Food Shop...
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I saw someone yesterday complaining about people "waiting until Mary wad 5cm dilated" to do their Big Food Shop...
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GUYS
I put emmett in his christmas collar 🥺
I put emmett in his christmas collar 🥺
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
GUYS
I put emmett in his christmas collar 🥺
I put emmett in his christmas collar 🥺
So, is everybody having a good Christmas Adam?
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So, is everybody having a good Christmas Adam?
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
There’s gotta be a special place in hell for coworkers who announce on December 23 that their last working day will be on December 31.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
There’s gotta be a special place in hell for coworkers who announce on December 23 that their last working day will be on December 31.
Accidentally took an artistic photo
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Accidentally took an artistic photo
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Look, if you don’t mind your pet being a barky nippy calf-high impossibly speedy tripping hazard that sheds enough to choke an industrial vacuum and is smart enough to frame you for insurance fraud, go ahead and get a corgi
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Look, if you don’t mind your pet being a barky nippy calf-high impossibly speedy tripping hazard that sheds enough to choke an industrial vacuum and is smart enough to frame you for insurance fraud, go ahead and get a corgi
I’ve gotta stop listening to the oldies station in the car, I keep yelling at the song protagonists.
December 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’ve gotta stop listening to the oldies station in the car, I keep yelling at the song protagonists.
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Contains an orc with a knife.
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Contains an orc with a knife.