Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men) and Long Distance, Bit Weird (tinyurl.com/4z8brwk5). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
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A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
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February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Eno ~ Cindy Tells Me
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
Cindy Tells Me (2004 Digital Remaster)
YouTube video by Brian Eno - Topic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Eno ~ Cindy Tells Me
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
Excited to watch an ALTERNATIVE and TRADITIONAL Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jackson Truck, Chug Bubbers, Lice Dunnington and Sara-Lee Zyklon.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Excited to watch an ALTERNATIVE and TRADITIONAL Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jackson Truck, Chug Bubbers, Lice Dunnington and Sara-Lee Zyklon.
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It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
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If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
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ill bet it sucks and is really embarrassing if youre Dr. Frankenstein and you're on a first date and your monster runs up yelling like "why did you make me!?" and "build me a wife!" and stuff
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
ill bet it sucks and is really embarrassing if youre Dr. Frankenstein and you're on a first date and your monster runs up yelling like "why did you make me!?" and "build me a wife!" and stuff
These two remind me of Ancient Greece. (As if)
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
These two remind me of Ancient Greece. (As if)
I'll get in trouble for saying this, but the Milan Olympic mascots have ZERO sex appeal.
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'll get in trouble for saying this, but the Milan Olympic mascots have ZERO sex appeal.
My landlord would NEVER win an Olympic medal for shoveling the snow in front of the building!
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My landlord would NEVER win an Olympic medal for shoveling the snow in front of the building!
YOU: Why are you injecting hyaluronic acid into your penis?
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
YOU: Why are you injecting hyaluronic acid into your penis?
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
Making hot chocolate with plenty of marshmallows should be a winter Olympic sport!
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Making hot chocolate with plenty of marshmallows should be a winter Olympic sport!
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Some thoughts on Catherine O’Hara’s comedy, and her ability to straddle the line between madness and vacuity. For @thestar.com. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
John Semley: Catherine O’Hara based her characters on family members and people she saw riding the bus
Catherine O'Hara took a character that was a little one-note on the page and breathed new dimensions into it.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Some thoughts on Catherine O’Hara’s comedy, and her ability to straddle the line between madness and vacuity. For @thestar.com. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
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GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON
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✨NEW EPISODE ALERT✨This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are LIVE FROM THE TRAVELODGE! I am sick, Michael is here, we have a glass of red and share information about low-budget hotels.
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Long Distance, Bit Weird
Comedy Interviews Podcast · Updated weekly · Comedians and long-distance lovers Sooz Kempner (Doctor Who’s Doom’s Day, Dinner With the Parents) and Michael Balazo (Schitt’s Creek, Evil Men) live on different continents. Seeing as they spend hour…
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February 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
✨NEW EPISODE ALERT✨This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are LIVE FROM THE TRAVELODGE! I am sick, Michael is here, we have a glass of red and share information about low-budget hotels.
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They should make more big budget documentaries about Slovenian women!
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
They should make more big budget documentaries about Slovenian women!
Hey fellow social media users: what do you say we get together and… cheer up Elon?
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Hey fellow social media users: what do you say we get together and… cheer up Elon?
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The Doomsday Clock is trash compared to this man:
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The Doomsday Clock is trash compared to this man:
I’m nervous that MAGA will turn on Philip Glass.
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’m nervous that MAGA will turn on Philip Glass.
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New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.
No matter how bad things get, there’s always one thing I can count on.
#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
No matter how bad things get, there’s always one thing I can count on.
#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
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Imagine if you were feeling low and organised a men's mental health walk and then no one turned up.
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Imagine if you were feeling low and organised a men's mental health walk and then no one turned up.
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz