Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
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📀 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am recording a new standup comedy CD at the conclusion of November. 📀
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
Last night I was upstaged by a wet rag on stage.
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Last night I was upstaged by a wet rag on stage.
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
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Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
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Honkballer Ohtani
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP
LOS ANGELES ANPAFP Honkballer Shohei Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers is voor de vierde keer uitgeroepen tot meest waardevolle speler MVP in zijn divisie van de MLB. Het was de tweede keer op rij dat de 31jarige Japanner werd gekozen tot MVP van de National League. Eerder kreeg hij als speler van Los Angeles Angels twee keer de prijs in de American League.
www.rtl.nl
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Honkballer Ohtani
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he looks like he just found out in the photo
🔬 Adolf Hitler most likely suffered from the genetic condition Kallmann Syndrome that can manifest itself in undescended testicles and a micropenis, researchers and documentary makers said, following DNA testing of the Nazi dictator's blood.
➡️ u.afp.com/SndH
➡️ u.afp.com/SndH
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
he looks like he just found out in the photo
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I have been reminded that this has renewed relevance today
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have been reminded that this has renewed relevance today
Get your tickets for my upcoming shows at Toronto’s Comedy Bar, where I will be recording a new comedy CD.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Get your tickets for my upcoming shows at Toronto’s Comedy Bar, where I will be recording a new comedy CD.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
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The simpsons should have never left the Tracey Ullman show. that was groening's first mistake..
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The simpsons should have never left the Tracey Ullman show. that was groening's first mistake..
I am recording a new comedy CD at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am recording a new comedy CD at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
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It's Remembrance Sunday so it's time to share the greatest ever post about the fallen.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It's Remembrance Sunday so it's time to share the greatest ever post about the fallen.
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hell yes, Zohran needs to have an iron-clad policy where he doesn't talk to anyone who shit-talked him into a microphone until they make a sincere apology
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
hell yes, Zohran needs to have an iron-clad policy where he doesn't talk to anyone who shit-talked him into a microphone until they make a sincere apology
If I had a trillion dollars I’d ALSO look as hot as Elon.
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If I had a trillion dollars I’d ALSO look as hot as Elon.
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The political conviction I hold most strongly - the belief that structures my life - is that the lemonade salesman from Duck Soup deserved everything he got. He was guilty of the worst crime of all, which is that he couldn't hang. He couldn't do bits.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The political conviction I hold most strongly - the belief that structures my life - is that the lemonade salesman from Duck Soup deserved everything he got. He was guilty of the worst crime of all, which is that he couldn't hang. He couldn't do bits.
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Remembering Gram on his birthday
youtu.be/ibuUU9uxT8I
youtu.be/ibuUU9uxT8I
The Flying Burrito Brothers - Older Guys
YouTube video by J.R. Cunningham
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Remembering Gram on his birthday
youtu.be/ibuUU9uxT8I
youtu.be/ibuUU9uxT8I
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One month to go until I record a new standup comedy CD live in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One month to go until I record a new standup comedy CD live in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
They should have an attractive meteorologist for nice weather and an ugly/filthy one for bad weather.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They should have an attractive meteorologist for nice weather and an ugly/filthy one for bad weather.
“Mr. Mandagi thinks that Please Kill Me is the best oral history of New York music. But we know the real winner is Meet Me In The Bathroom.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Mr. Mandagi thinks that Please Kill Me is the best oral history of New York music. But we know the real winner is Meet Me In The Bathroom.”
“My opponent, Mr. Mandani, thinks The Strokes peaked with Is This It. But real New Yorkers know they peaked with 2020’s The New Abnormal.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“My opponent, Mr. Mandani, thinks The Strokes peaked with Is This It. But real New Yorkers know they peaked with 2020’s The New Abnormal.”
“The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles have endorsed my opponent, Mr. Magdani. Which speaks volumes.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles have endorsed my opponent, Mr. Magdani. Which speaks volumes.”
“You do NOT want Mr. Mamdani in power if a King Kong returns.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“You do NOT want Mr. Mamdani in power if a King Kong returns.”
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🚨BREAKING🚨Chuck Schumer has announced that the Baileys do NOT endorse Zohran Mamdani.
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨Chuck Schumer has announced that the Baileys do NOT endorse Zohran Mamdani.
This is a very vulnerable story about my lifelong battle with raw oysters.
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is a very vulnerable story about my lifelong battle with raw oysters.
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
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Remembering Mary Hansen on her birthday
youtu.be/DSXf0RRtSQ8
youtu.be/DSXf0RRtSQ8
Stereolab - Les Yper Sound (Live on Later With Jools Holland)
YouTube video by Stereolab
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Remembering Mary Hansen on her birthday
youtu.be/DSXf0RRtSQ8
youtu.be/DSXf0RRtSQ8
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Come to Bluesky where adults roam the site all day fact-checking jokes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Come to Bluesky where adults roam the site all day fact-checking jokes.
A weak man asks “trick or treat?”
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A weak man asks “trick or treat?”
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?