Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men) and Long Distance, Bit Weird (tinyurl.com/4z8brwk5). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
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⭐️ MICHAEL BALAZO CHATS WITH THE STARS ⭐️
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
Reposted by Michael Balazo
The story of Dracula is inherently sexual. There are so many themes of sexuality in the book that adaptations then have to capture.
A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.
A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The story of Dracula is inherently sexual. There are so many themes of sexuality in the book that adaptations then have to capture.
A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.
A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.
Reposted by Michael Balazo
Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Lemon Party-coded imagery
⭐️ MICHAEL BALAZO CHATS WITH THE STARS ⭐️
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
⭐️ MICHAEL BALAZO CHATS WITH THE STARS ⭐️
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
I'm interviewing today's top celebrities... played by the city's best comedians.
All proceeds will be donated to UNRWA.
MAR 14 - 8PM
$15
Tranzac Club - Living Room
Tickets: tinyurl.com/wmem6753
Poster: Andrew Neville @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social
It's Sunday, and you know what that means... new Simpsons tonight!
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
It's Sunday, and you know what that means... new Simpsons tonight!
Reposted by Michael Balazo
Four-Song Peel Session of Liverpool new wave band The Teardrop Explodes from October 2, 1979. Length: 10:53. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mrx...
The Teardrop Explodes - Peel Session 1979
YouTube video by Vibracobra23
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February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Four-Song Peel Session of Liverpool new wave band The Teardrop Explodes from October 2, 1979. Length: 10:53. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mrx...
Reposted by Michael Balazo
#OnePerfectShot from THE 400 BLOWS (Truffaut, 1959)
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
#OnePerfectShot from THE 400 BLOWS (Truffaut, 1959)
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
Reposted by Michael Balazo
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
Reposted by Michael Balazo
🚨BREAKING🚨 Chuck Schumer is devastated to announce that the Baileys are in the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨 Chuck Schumer is devastated to announce that the Baileys are in the Epstein files.
Residents of UK: go see Sooz!
✨EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT, GET YOUR DIARIES OUT✨ I'm going on tour for 2026! Sooz Kempner: Imposter is a show about finding your voice, destroying trolls, and Princess Diana.
All dates on sale by the end of the week @ soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026
All dates on sale by the end of the week @ soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Residents of UK: go see Sooz!
Reposted by Michael Balazo
A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
Reposted by Michael Balazo
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Eno ~ Cindy Tells Me
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
Cindy Tells Me (2004 Digital Remaster)
YouTube video by Brian Eno - Topic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Eno ~ Cindy Tells Me
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
(from Here Come the Warm Jets, 1974 - Remaster)
#NowPlaying #BrianEno #RoxyMusic
Released 52 years ago today😲 Happy Sunday night!
youtu.be/uZvAs-EkKgw via @YouTube
Excited to watch an ALTERNATIVE and TRADITIONAL Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jackson Truck, Chug Bubbers, Lice Dunnington and Sara-Lee Zyklon.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Excited to watch an ALTERNATIVE and TRADITIONAL Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jackson Truck, Chug Bubbers, Lice Dunnington and Sara-Lee Zyklon.
Reposted by Michael Balazo
It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
Reposted by Michael Balazo
If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
Reposted by Michael Balazo
ill bet it sucks and is really embarrassing if youre Dr. Frankenstein and you're on a first date and your monster runs up yelling like "why did you make me!?" and "build me a wife!" and stuff
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
ill bet it sucks and is really embarrassing if youre Dr. Frankenstein and you're on a first date and your monster runs up yelling like "why did you make me!?" and "build me a wife!" and stuff
These two remind me of Ancient Greece. (As if)
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
These two remind me of Ancient Greece. (As if)
I'll get in trouble for saying this, but the Milan Olympic mascots have ZERO sex appeal.
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'll get in trouble for saying this, but the Milan Olympic mascots have ZERO sex appeal.
My landlord would NEVER win an Olympic medal for shoveling the snow in front of the building!
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My landlord would NEVER win an Olympic medal for shoveling the snow in front of the building!
YOU: Why are you injecting hyaluronic acid into your penis?
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
YOU: Why are you injecting hyaluronic acid into your penis?
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
ME: (smug) It's called ski jumping, honey. Look it up.
Making hot chocolate with plenty of marshmallows should be a winter Olympic sport!
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Making hot chocolate with plenty of marshmallows should be a winter Olympic sport!
Reposted by Michael Balazo
Some thoughts on Catherine O’Hara’s comedy, and her ability to straddle the line between madness and vacuity. For @thestar.com. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
John Semley: Catherine O’Hara based her characters on family members and people she saw riding the bus
Catherine O'Hara took a character that was a little one-note on the page and breathed new dimensions into it.
www.thestar.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Some thoughts on Catherine O’Hara’s comedy, and her ability to straddle the line between madness and vacuity. For @thestar.com. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
Reposted by Michael Balazo
GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON