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Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
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📀 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am recording a new standup comedy CD at the conclusion of November. 📀

DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney

Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The boys!
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trump is forcing Hollywood to make a new Rush Hour. Now it’s time for Mark Carney to demand The Sweet Hereafter II.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Rush Hour 3 was admittedly not great but I think they’ll get it right with Part 4 now that they’ve had 18 years to think and reflect.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Get your tickets for Saturday to see a show you will always remember!
He's too modest to brag but the Friday night has now sold out and there are limited tickets for Saturday WHEN I'M ON so buy em now, people of Toronto.
GET YOUR TICKETS for my upcoming CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto!

FRI NOV 29
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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- Kendrick vs. Drake
- Juicero
- Paul McCartney creating "Wonderful Christmastime"
- Crime Mob creating "Knuck If You Buck"
- The "Honk If You're Horny" bumper sticker
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m recording a new comedy CD this weekend at Comedy Bar on Bloor Street in Toronto.

FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns & Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Jimmy Cliff - Live Santa Monica, CA 1975
YouTube video by JahNesta
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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New Year's Eve is a BITCH. It's a fortune to get a cab or get in to a pub and things get CRAZY. Since 2022 I've turned down any NYE gigs offered coz who can be arsed to travel when I can just do it from my own bastard bedroom. Join me with your fave bevvy this NYE! FREE!

twitch.tv/soozkempner
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Donald Trump left on two blue ticks after Zohran goes back to New York 😢
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
GET YOUR TICKETS for my upcoming CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto!

FRI NOV 29
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

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November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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If you're in Toronto next weekend you should go and see @mbalazo.bsky.social record his third album (the first two are available to listen to for free online and when I heard the first one I got a crush on him). AND GET THIS, he's FLYING ME OUT to be a support act on the 29th. So get tickets NOW.
📀 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am recording a new standup comedy CD at the conclusion of November. 📀

DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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KIDS IN 2050: "Y'all lived like this."
Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Today, as a show of respect to Dick Cheney, me and the fellas are invading Iraq.
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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GET YOUR TICKETS for my CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto.

FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner

🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
GET YOUR TICKETS for my CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto.

FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner

🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd

15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oshawa in the news!
Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.

bollockspub.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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BREAKING: Dasha Nekrasova joins the cast of “Mr. Birchum” season 2
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern

An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.

£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Last night I was upstaged by a wet rag on stage.

ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!

FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke

SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner

Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM