Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
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@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
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me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
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Several times a week I think about that Kash Patel guy saying he would see Charlie Kirk in Valhalla.
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Several times a week I think about that Kash Patel guy saying he would see Charlie Kirk in Valhalla.
"How's not voting for Kamala working out for you?😏"
I don't think a Harris White House would have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the leader to install one they chose to get oil. I do know that numerous Democrats are fine that it happened, they just don't like that they weren't informed first.
I don't think a Harris White House would have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the leader to install one they chose to get oil. I do know that numerous Democrats are fine that it happened, they just don't like that they weren't informed first.
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 AM
"How's not voting for Kamala working out for you?😏"
I don't think a Harris White House would have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the leader to install one they chose to get oil. I do know that numerous Democrats are fine that it happened, they just don't like that they weren't informed first.
I don't think a Harris White House would have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped the leader to install one they chose to get oil. I do know that numerous Democrats are fine that it happened, they just don't like that they weren't informed first.
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Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
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perfect excuse to post another embrujo video
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
perfect excuse to post another embrujo video
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whole thread. CW rape.
what we're seeing with elon's digital rape & CSAM machine is collective gleeful revenge by cis men as a group against women as a group, trans people, and yes even children, for the crime of resisting the status of sexual property. bringing down the boot.
what we're seeing with elon's digital rape & CSAM machine is collective gleeful revenge by cis men as a group against women as a group, trans people, and yes even children, for the crime of resisting the status of sexual property. bringing down the boot.
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
whole thread. CW rape.
what we're seeing with elon's digital rape & CSAM machine is collective gleeful revenge by cis men as a group against women as a group, trans people, and yes even children, for the crime of resisting the status of sexual property. bringing down the boot.
what we're seeing with elon's digital rape & CSAM machine is collective gleeful revenge by cis men as a group against women as a group, trans people, and yes even children, for the crime of resisting the status of sexual property. bringing down the boot.
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brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking
President Maduro was a repressive dictator propped up by his authoritarian allies in Moscow and Beijing. However, a military operation of this kind done without Congressional approval sets a dangerous precedent for our own country and could lead to greater instability around the world.
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking
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“I will not defend Nicolas Maduro.” I will. He has a luxurious mustache. He looks like he knows his way around a grill
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
“I will not defend Nicolas Maduro.” I will. He has a luxurious mustache. He looks like he knows his way around a grill
*montage of Maduro in Times Square looking up at the big screens, standing in front of Carrie Bradshaw's apartment, seeing a Broadway show, eating a foot-long hotdog, wearing a foam Statue of Liberty headpiece on top of the Empire State Building, taking a sombre selfie at Ground Zero*
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
*montage of Maduro in Times Square looking up at the big screens, standing in front of Carrie Bradshaw's apartment, seeing a Broadway show, eating a foot-long hotdog, wearing a foam Statue of Liberty headpiece on top of the Empire State Building, taking a sombre selfie at Ground Zero*
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
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Someone at the party asked me to draw Timothée Chalamet
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Someone at the party asked me to draw Timothée Chalamet
Keir Starmer all like "I love l-l-l-love LOVE regime change in Venezuela, bye bitch, lol. But let me tell you what else I love with a capital L - international law. There, that'll keep everybody happy" and the entire world is going "FUCK OFF".
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Keir Starmer all like "I love l-l-l-love LOVE regime change in Venezuela, bye bitch, lol. But let me tell you what else I love with a capital L - international law. There, that'll keep everybody happy" and the entire world is going "FUCK OFF".
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The government had long wanted @a transition of power” in Venezuela and kidnapping a president is a super simple way to do it - well done everyone - it’s Satan I feel sorry for , such company for eternity
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The government had long wanted @a transition of power” in Venezuela and kidnapping a president is a super simple way to do it - well done everyone - it’s Satan I feel sorry for , such company for eternity
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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i feel like i see a lot of "mysterious new account makes big bet on insider information" news stories and not enough people-being-arrested-for-that news stories
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i feel like i see a lot of "mysterious new account makes big bet on insider information" news stories and not enough people-being-arrested-for-that news stories
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Starmer and Farage are going out of their way to make Polanski’s message about fairness and equality, honesty and justice more powerful than ever. They have appointed themselves joint recruiting sergeants for the Greens
Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Starmer and Farage are going out of their way to make Polanski’s message about fairness and equality, honesty and justice more powerful than ever. They have appointed themselves joint recruiting sergeants for the Greens
Luke Littler absolutely annihilated that poor fella down the darts. Magnificent. Stick darts in the Olympics, it'd be a riot.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Luke Littler absolutely annihilated that poor fella down the darts. Magnificent. Stick darts in the Olympics, it'd be a riot.
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Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.
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Once again.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again.
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Whether or not Maduro is a good man has absolutely nothing to do with what the United States pulled yesterday, it was a violation of international law
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Whether or not Maduro is a good man has absolutely nothing to do with what the United States pulled yesterday, it was a violation of international law
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
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Wow, sounds like Jeff Bezos is mad
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")
June 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wow, sounds like Jeff Bezos is mad
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")