Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
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@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
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Message to Donald Trump:
I will protect and defend PM Carney with my life.
I will protect and defend PM Carney with my life.
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Message to Donald Trump:
I will protect and defend PM Carney with my life.
I will protect and defend PM Carney with my life.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
He was way WAY quicker to condemn the people who threw some flour on fckn Stone Henge and its precious lichen. In fact, he was able to condemn them INSTANTLY.
‘Asked if he condemned the attacks, Starmer said he wanted to establish the facts and speak to Trump first’
That’s not diplomacy, that’s spineless capitulation
www.bbc.com/news/article...
That’s not diplomacy, that’s spineless capitulation
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Keir Starmer says UK 'not involved in any way' in US strike on Venezuela
The PM has not spoken to US President Donald Trump about the US seizure of President Nicolas Maduro.
www.bbc.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
He was way WAY quicker to condemn the people who threw some flour on fckn Stone Henge and its precious lichen. In fact, he was able to condemn them INSTANTLY.
omg somebody tell Keir Starmer with his massive majority that he won on 33.7% of the vote that he CAN do this
Mexico and Brazil are among the states condemning the United States’ blatant violation of Venezuelan sovereignty.
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
omg somebody tell Keir Starmer with his massive majority that he won on 33.7% of the vote that he CAN do this
I'm gonna go torch every car in my neighbourhood like young Henry Hill in Goodfellas so that I can be the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I'm gonna go torch every car in my neighbourhood like young Henry Hill in Goodfellas so that I can be the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize winner.
Yesterday Reuters posted about someone prompting Grok to lie about the reasons it posted child sexual abuse material with a headline that began "Grok says" so don't trust a publication that thinks a chatbot is a little guy.
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Yesterday Reuters posted about someone prompting Grok to lie about the reasons it posted child sexual abuse material with a headline that began "Grok says" so don't trust a publication that thinks a chatbot is a little guy.
This Dutch dressage horse that’s for sale looks like it was photographed in a residential area of Bromley.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This Dutch dressage horse that’s for sale looks like it was photographed in a residential area of Bromley.
I haven't seen a single joke about the FIFA Peace Prize today that hasn't been top drawer. Really good stuff, all enjoyable, great work, everyone!
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I haven't seen a single joke about the FIFA Peace Prize today that hasn't been top drawer. Really good stuff, all enjoyable, great work, everyone!
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Trump doing Bush and Reagan shit, Liberals: this is unprecedented, why can’t a president respect the rule of law like Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush?
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Trump doing Bush and Reagan shit, Liberals: this is unprecedented, why can’t a president respect the rule of law like Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush?
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
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So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?
Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*
People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.
Special relationship - alive and kicking.
People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.
Special relationship - alive and kicking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?
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"it's a public forum" means nothing. it doesn't give you extra entitlement to people's time or interaction. they are well within their rights to tell you to fuck off
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
"it's a public forum" means nothing. it doesn't give you extra entitlement to people's time or interaction. they are well within their rights to tell you to fuck off
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"Donald Trump MUST be impeached!" ok sure but he was impeached last time, twice, and just...sort of just...became President again after a little break, so...ok...but it all works out fine for him.
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Donald Trump MUST be impeached!" ok sure but he was impeached last time, twice, and just...sort of just...became President again after a little break, so...ok...but it all works out fine for him.
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The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
The problem with "we need to get back to normal" is that's what Biden's 2020 win was and you got: more Trump. You won't defeat Modern Fascism That Was Able To Thrive In This System with more of: this system. I know you're glazing Newsome and Buttigieg but they're a one-way ticket to Tucker 2032.
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The problem with "we need to get back to normal" is that's what Biden's 2020 win was and you got: more Trump. You won't defeat Modern Fascism That Was Able To Thrive In This System with more of: this system. I know you're glazing Newsome and Buttigieg but they're a one-way ticket to Tucker 2032.
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Even if Farage was our PM, I wouldn’t support a foreign regime swooping in and kidnapping him
I guess that’s the difference between people who care about human rights and international laws, and people drunk on ideology with no moral compass
I guess that’s the difference between people who care about human rights and international laws, and people drunk on ideology with no moral compass
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Even if Farage was our PM, I wouldn’t support a foreign regime swooping in and kidnapping him
I guess that’s the difference between people who care about human rights and international laws, and people drunk on ideology with no moral compass
I guess that’s the difference between people who care about human rights and international laws, and people drunk on ideology with no moral compass
Guys guys guys.....they're BOTH hawks.
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Guys guys guys.....they're BOTH hawks.
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Reminder that George W Bush had the elected president of Haiti kidnapped and flung him into Central Africa.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Reminder that George W Bush had the elected president of Haiti kidnapped and flung him into Central Africa.
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"Never thought I'd say this but I miss George W Bush" fucking shut the fuck up forever oh my god you suuuuck you'll keep us in this liquid shit for a thousand fucking years
thank you for letting me do this, that felt amazing
thank you for letting me do this, that felt amazing
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"Never thought I'd say this but I miss George W Bush" fucking shut the fuck up forever oh my god you suuuuck you'll keep us in this liquid shit for a thousand fucking years
thank you for letting me do this, that felt amazing
thank you for letting me do this, that felt amazing
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The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one
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Surely nobody is this stupid. *Yes*, we will say that: we will roar, screech, foam at the mouth and squeal, and if any notable says “Isn’t this a bit like the US kidnapping the leader of Venezuela” then our politicians and media outlets will unify to scream abuse at them, too. Yet again!
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Surely nobody is this stupid. *Yes*, we will say that: we will roar, screech, foam at the mouth and squeal, and if any notable says “Isn’t this a bit like the US kidnapping the leader of Venezuela” then our politicians and media outlets will unify to scream abuse at them, too. Yet again!
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american liberals are disgusting istg: all you can think about is what trump thinks, how trump sees things... look at things face on for once.
imperialist warfare is not a "distraction" because it is the thing its *most important* that we oppose
imperialist warfare is not a "distraction" because it is the thing its *most important* that we oppose
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
american liberals are disgusting istg: all you can think about is what trump thinks, how trump sees things... look at things face on for once.
imperialist warfare is not a "distraction" because it is the thing its *most important* that we oppose
imperialist warfare is not a "distraction" because it is the thing its *most important* that we oppose
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Curse the idea of a "Dead cat on the table" spreading, it means now every bit of stupid shit becomes in people's minds part of a bigger tactic, and not just some more stupid shit.
I've seen no less than FIVE takes now suggesting this is "just a distraction from the Epstein Files" and, seriously, stfu. Please.
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Curse the idea of a "Dead cat on the table" spreading, it means now every bit of stupid shit becomes in people's minds part of a bigger tactic, and not just some more stupid shit.
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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)