Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
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@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
@mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since.
Available wherever you get podcasts.
🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧
"Soon AI videos will be undetectable😔"
The problem AI technology has is it's only able to scrape the internet for existing sources. And once it starts scraping the AI littering the place there's a chance the video gets even more shit.
The problem AI technology has is it's only able to scrape the internet for existing sources. And once it starts scraping the AI littering the place there's a chance the video gets even more shit.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"Soon AI videos will be undetectable😔"
The problem AI technology has is it's only able to scrape the internet for existing sources. And once it starts scraping the AI littering the place there's a chance the video gets even more shit.
The problem AI technology has is it's only able to scrape the internet for existing sources. And once it starts scraping the AI littering the place there's a chance the video gets even more shit.
this is where you live
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
this is where you live
hahaha this is funny coz everyone involved is a total piece of shit
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
hahaha this is funny coz everyone involved is a total piece of shit
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Me when I'm doing some banger posts.
March 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me when I'm doing some banger posts.
Saved this on my computer the day of Trump's 2017 inauguration and I have no memory of doing it, I haven't seen it since and I really like that the file name is "rare pepe fuck off".
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Saved this on my computer the day of Trump's 2017 inauguration and I have no memory of doing it, I haven't seen it since and I really like that the file name is "rare pepe fuck off".
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TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
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if you didn't immediately clock this as AI within 2 seconds of seeing it out of the corner of your eye you're ngmi
This video, viewed millions of times on TikTok, Facebook and X, claims to show Venezuelans taking to the street to thank the US for detaining Maduro.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
if you didn't immediately clock this as AI within 2 seconds of seeing it out of the corner of your eye you're ngmi
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I have never seen the responses to an innocuous post go zero to 60 like this before
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have never seen the responses to an innocuous post go zero to 60 like this before
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"well that's not very nice of you"
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"well that's not very nice of you"
Over at patreon.com/longdistancebitweird I got to see Project Grizzly for the first time thanks to @mbalazo.bsky.social! It's a 1996 documentary about a Canadian man who has made building a bear-proof suit his life's work. Join us in a full watch-a-long.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Over at patreon.com/longdistancebitweird I got to see Project Grizzly for the first time thanks to @mbalazo.bsky.social! It's a 1996 documentary about a Canadian man who has made building a bear-proof suit his life's work. Join us in a full watch-a-long.
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Fascinating watching people who celebrated the rise to power of an ex-human rights lawyer, as a sign that sensible, law-based politics had returned, now making excuses for their man’s refusal to uphold international law
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Fascinating watching people who celebrated the rise to power of an ex-human rights lawyer, as a sign that sensible, law-based politics had returned, now making excuses for their man’s refusal to uphold international law
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Check this shit out motherfucker [| slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
5:13 PM - Jun 19, 2014](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifpzbxv4tqigkw66tz4yrojt/bafkreignnoq4flrs7omxz33npdmrtmlkvfjoeplf7xa7rbf6i36bibnfpe@jpeg)
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ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
"Ho ho ho remember when we thought Bush was as bad as it got hehehe" narrative always ALWAYS ignores the fact: it's because they were as bad as it was allowed to get THEN. That's how bad they could be at that point and they paved the way for it to be the way it is now. Same as in the UK.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
"Ho ho ho remember when we thought Bush was as bad as it got hehehe" narrative always ALWAYS ignores the fact: it's because they were as bad as it was allowed to get THEN. That's how bad they could be at that point and they paved the way for it to be the way it is now. Same as in the UK.
I think monarchies are stupid, archaic and parasitic but if America had one maybe they wouldn't think their former presidents were so fucking special.
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I think monarchies are stupid, archaic and parasitic but if America had one maybe they wouldn't think their former presidents were so fucking special.
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I’m on my couch when suddenly genius strikes. I crack my knuckles, smile beatifically and pick up my phone. Shaky with excitement at the magic I am about to bestow upon the world I type out and post: “Remember when we thought Bush was as bad as it was gonna get?”
I light a cigarette and bask.
I light a cigarette and bask.
March 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m on my couch when suddenly genius strikes. I crack my knuckles, smile beatifically and pick up my phone. Shaky with excitement at the magic I am about to bestow upon the world I type out and post: “Remember when we thought Bush was as bad as it was gonna get?”
I light a cigarette and bask.
I light a cigarette and bask.
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Also see: anti-austerity protestors of the early 2010s, who were very obviously correct at the time and were *screamed* down by our horrific political/media class, who repeatedly set the police on them. There’s nobody talking about how great austerity was now, is there? All forgotten.
This was always the problem with antiwar protestors, by the way: it’s not that they were wrong. If anything, it was too painfully obvious they were correct. The problem was: they are a lesser class of pig-people who were insulting and embarrassing our golden special boys, people who actually matter.
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Also see: anti-austerity protestors of the early 2010s, who were very obviously correct at the time and were *screamed* down by our horrific political/media class, who repeatedly set the police on them. There’s nobody talking about how great austerity was now, is there? All forgotten.
I care more about peace and justice than I do about my career and it's really fucking annoying tbh. This isn't a self-glaze either, it pisses me off daily that I'm like this.
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I care more about peace and justice than I do about my career and it's really fucking annoying tbh. This isn't a self-glaze either, it pisses me off daily that I'm like this.
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Lydia Tár has joined ICE.
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Lydia Tár has joined ICE.
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This is also why we’ve been helping America to facilitate the destruction of the Gaza Strip and the cull of its civilians, and it is good to finally have this out in the open where everyone can see it and decide whether they approve or not.
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This is also why we’ve been helping America to facilitate the destruction of the Gaza Strip and the cull of its civilians, and it is good to finally have this out in the open where everyone can see it and decide whether they approve or not.
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You cannot compare the plight of the palestinians to the current living state of americans who choose to do nothing while living in a "democracy" that renders the rest of the world as their object to control.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You cannot compare the plight of the palestinians to the current living state of americans who choose to do nothing while living in a "democracy" that renders the rest of the world as their object to control.
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words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
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RIP James Somerton you would've loved chatgpt.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
RIP James Somerton you would've loved chatgpt.