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Sooz Kempner
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Just sent this to Chuck Schumer. Fingers crossed!
whatsapp msg from joe bailey: "Hi Chuck! Just to say Eileen and I would really really like you to resign immediately. Please just resign. "
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Michael Rosen · 2h · Reasons for complaining about Panorama: 1) broadcasting someone who says that when he spoke to a Jewish woman who was a member of the Labour Party, claims he was asked, 'Are you from Israel?'. This was given as an example of antisemitism in the Labour Party - even though the woman was Jewish. In fact, the full recording shows that the woman asked him, 'Which branch are you from?' Did the press complain about this? Nope. 2) Doctoring a Trump speech? That's the big one. Wrong in my book? Absolutely. But that's the complaint that has got traction and heads have rolled. What's the difference between the two?
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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I mean, look at this prat hahaha
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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me when i add walnuts, goat's cheese and spinach to my £1 Iceland pizza
chef
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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You can tell this is a good wine coz of the label.
frankenwine
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Malcolm Dempster, Britain's supreme gentleman, performs The Last Post for Remembrance Sunday 2023.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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It's Remembrance Sunday so it's time to share the greatest ever post about the fallen.
tweeted pic of a train with a poppy on the side and the caption "So much respect for this train. But how can a train can wear a poppy but a Muslim can't #smh #edl #farage"
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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90. Bannon
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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ZOHRAN FONT: Chemicals in the water for turning the frickin' frogs gay
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Looking good, sir.
trump looking his best
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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this will be what gets me banned from facebook
facebook: it's the queen on a horse and she is wearing a headscarf, no hard hat. There's a comment from someone saying she isn't wearing a hat and should be and I keep saying this is what killed her.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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HE'S NIXONING!!!
andrew's ranting and muttering to himself as he walks around royal lodge
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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???
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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me at 4pm on xmas day when my mum asks me to help wash up
sleepy donald
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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LOOK AT HIS FACE! JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
darren jones isn't sure lads
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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me going on stage this week
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i'll drink to that
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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oh right
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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If you watch these two for smart political analysis you're a fucking idiot.
the rest is politics advertising Google AI on Twitter
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Ahhh drink
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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he's a longtime Sooz follower no less!!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I posted this on Facebook on the morning of November 6th one year ago after sitting up all night watching the terrible US election.

Thank you Zohran Mamdani, Zack Polanski and other progressive voices and leaders who have risen up and taken the fight to the right AND the "centre".
HELLO this won't be enjoyable haha but hear me out, there's hope here. Trump appears to have received less votes than he did in 2020. It's just the Dems vote has COLLAPSED. It's not a case of Trump So Popular (bizarrely mirrors our General Election from July, where Starmer won a landslide on less votes than Labour received in 2019, it's just the Tory vote fell apart like a wet cake), people just were not inspired by "I like small businesses, deportations, Joe Biden and selling arms to Israel". Here's the SILVER LINING - progressive candidates like Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar were reelected with massive majorities in districts where the vote for Harris was way down. The Dems now have a chance to regroup and form something genuinely progressive and exciting for the next election. And for the midterms. Which are a mere two years away. It's horrible, disappointing and seems insurmountable but if you were looking for faint glimmers of hope, well, these are them. To boil it down to "fash is just popular now" would be extremely reductive. There's a different path to change if America allows it to happen. JUST TO ADD: I don't want this to come across as I'm bashing Kamala. In a way it's barely about Kamala, it's about a campaign that she was encouraged to run that was weak in all the ways that Hillary's campaign was weak. Of COURSE she is an infinitely better human and performer than Trump but you can NEVER outflank your own campaign just by giving some good positive speeches. My heart sank when pro-Palestine protestors at her rally were met with "I'M SPEAKING!" and roars of approval from the crowd. I never quite got back the initial optimism I felt when she took over the race. The opportunity was there and was squandered coz the DNC knew which way this had to be run. A real shame.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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He's unblocked me to say this but still follows me. Anyway, enjoy President Tucker Carlson in 2032.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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always nice to meet a fan x
a guy who follows me telling me to fuck off
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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always nice to meet a fan x
he follows me
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM