Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
GET YOUR TICKETS for my CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
GET YOUR TICKETS for my CD recording at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
15% off with promo code CDPLAYER
Last night I was upstaged by a wet rag on stage.
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Last night I was upstaged by a wet rag on stage.
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
ATTEND MY UPCOMING ALBUM RECORDING!
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Sam Burns, Nathan Hare, Ben Stager) & Sooz Kempner
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Get your tickets for my upcoming shows at Toronto’s Comedy Bar, where I will be recording a new comedy CD.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Get your tickets for my upcoming shows at Toronto’s Comedy Bar, where I will be recording a new comedy CD.
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28
W/Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett & Chris Locke
📀
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
I am recording a new comedy CD at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am recording a new comedy CD at Comedy Bar in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
FRI NOV 28 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/James Hartnett & Chris Locke
SAT NOV 29 - 8:30PM
Host: Jackie Pirico
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Nathan Hare & Sam Burns)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
“Mr. Mandagi thinks that Please Kill Me is the best oral history of New York music. But we know the real winner is Meet Me In The Bathroom.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Mr. Mandagi thinks that Please Kill Me is the best oral history of New York music. But we know the real winner is Meet Me In The Bathroom.”
“My opponent, Mr. Mandani, thinks The Strokes peaked with Is This It. But real New Yorkers know they peaked with 2020’s The New Abnormal.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“My opponent, Mr. Mandani, thinks The Strokes peaked with Is This It. But real New Yorkers know they peaked with 2020’s The New Abnormal.”
“The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles have endorsed my opponent, Mr. Magdani. Which speaks volumes.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles have endorsed my opponent, Mr. Magdani. Which speaks volumes.”
“You do NOT want Mr. Mamdani in power if a King Kong returns.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“You do NOT want Mr. Mamdani in power if a King Kong returns.”
This is a very vulnerable story about my lifelong battle with raw oysters.
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is a very vulnerable story about my lifelong battle with raw oysters.
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
To see it LIVE, please attend my CD recording at Toronto's Comedy Bar on NOV 28 & 29.
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontoevents
A weak man asks “trick or treat?”
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A weak man asks “trick or treat?”
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
A strong man declares “Give me treats.”
Which one are you?
I'm not ashamed to say I visited the dermatologist.
See this joke live when I record my new standup comedy CD on NOV 28 & 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto!
Ticket: tinyurl.com/2t7wvpba
#Standup #standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontocomedyshows #torontocomedy #torontoevents
See this joke live when I record my new standup comedy CD on NOV 28 & 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto!
Ticket: tinyurl.com/2t7wvpba
#Standup #standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontocomedyshows #torontocomedy #torontoevents
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm not ashamed to say I visited the dermatologist.
See this joke live when I record my new standup comedy CD on NOV 28 & 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto!
Ticket: tinyurl.com/2t7wvpba
#Standup #standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontocomedyshows #torontocomedy #torontoevents
See this joke live when I record my new standup comedy CD on NOV 28 & 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto!
Ticket: tinyurl.com/2t7wvpba
#Standup #standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #canadianstandup #torontocomedyshows #torontocomedy #torontoevents
One month to go until I record a new standup comedy CD live in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One month to go until I record a new standup comedy CD live in Toronto.
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
FRI NOV 28
SAT NOV 29
8:30PM
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W.)
Special guests TBA!
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
#canadiancomedy #standup #standupcomedy #torontocomedy #torontoevents
📀 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am recording a new standup comedy CD at the conclusion of November. 📀
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
📀 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am recording a new standup comedy CD at the conclusion of November. 📀
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
DETAILS:
Fri Nov 28 & Sat Nov 29 @8:30pm
Comedy Bar (945 Bloor St. W., Toronto)
Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
Poster: Andrew Neville (@mrnastynodrama.bsky.social)
VANCOUVER
WED OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
W/ Graham Clark and Amar Singh
Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
WED OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
W/ Graham Clark and Amar Singh
Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
October 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
VANCOUVER
WED OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
W/ Graham Clark and Amar Singh
Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
WED OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
W/ Graham Clark and Amar Singh
Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
VANCOUVER
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious
Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious
Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
October 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
VANCOUVER
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious
Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious
Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
You can only use this coin to buy Imodium.
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You can only use this coin to buy Imodium.
Just ran into Tilly Norwood’s brother, Billy Norwood. Nice guy!
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just ran into Tilly Norwood’s brother, Billy Norwood. Nice guy!
"Europe is going to Hell. In Croatia, the great SpongeBob SquarePants is known as 'Spuva Bob Skockani.' In Italy they call Goofy 'Pippo.' Disgusting."
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Europe is going to Hell. In Croatia, the great SpongeBob SquarePants is known as 'Spuva Bob Skockani.' In Italy they call Goofy 'Pippo.' Disgusting."
It’s sad to think that the man who said this is a bad guy.
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s sad to think that the man who said this is a bad guy.
Fellow men: what’s stopping you from looking like this?
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fellow men: what’s stopping you from looking like this?
Exasperated comedian pushes back at targeted ads.
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff
September 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Exasperated comedian pushes back at targeted ads.
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff
VANCOUVER! I'll be at the Little Mountain Gallery on October 15 for my large west coast debut.
I'm excited to go nuts on stage near the Pacific Ocean.
With special guest Amar Singh!
Tickets: tinyurl.com/3k2f69m8
#standup #vancouvercomedy #vancouvercomedyshows #vancouverstandup #sillystuff
I'm excited to go nuts on stage near the Pacific Ocean.
With special guest Amar Singh!
Tickets: tinyurl.com/3k2f69m8
#standup #vancouvercomedy #vancouvercomedyshows #vancouverstandup #sillystuff
September 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
VANCOUVER! I'll be at the Little Mountain Gallery on October 15 for my large west coast debut.
I'm excited to go nuts on stage near the Pacific Ocean.
With special guest Amar Singh!
Tickets: tinyurl.com/3k2f69m8
#standup #vancouvercomedy #vancouvercomedyshows #vancouverstandup #sillystuff
I'm excited to go nuts on stage near the Pacific Ocean.
With special guest Amar Singh!
Tickets: tinyurl.com/3k2f69m8
#standup #vancouvercomedy #vancouvercomedyshows #vancouverstandup #sillystuff
Odd stuff from PM Carney!
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Odd stuff from PM Carney!
Me, getting my daily infusion of piss.
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me, getting my daily infusion of piss.
