phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Pinned
phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
· Jan 25
genie: and for your last wish?
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
for a split second, getting seared alive by a pyroclastic flow must feel amazing
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
for a split second, getting seared alive by a pyroclastic flow must feel amazing
some of you have never had a finger in your butt and it really shows
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
some of you have never had a finger in your butt and it really shows
the top right pic broke my brain and i thought mamdani was sitting over the top of the couch like an elf on a shelf 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the top right pic broke my brain and i thought mamdani was sitting over the top of the couch like an elf on a shelf 😭
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unobtanium is an all time macguffin name, s-tier
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
unobtanium is an all time macguffin name, s-tier
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Bootsy is getting his long hair back
just in time for winter
just in time for winter
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bootsy is getting his long hair back
just in time for winter
just in time for winter
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i like my women like i like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my lap
wait…
wait…
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i like my women like i like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my lap
wait…
wait…
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
you guys do know he’s going to post on truth social about mamdani being a communist jihadi again in like less than a week right?
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
you guys do know he’s going to post on truth social about mamdani being a communist jihadi again in like less than a week right?
zohran’s nickname? bubba
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
zohran’s nickname? bubba
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
everyone look at josie. she is very sleepy. josie is like us.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
everyone look at josie. she is very sleepy. josie is like us.
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Refrigerators with a door alarm timer are ACAB
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Refrigerators with a door alarm timer are ACAB
there are 5 types of bsky posters
1) “shit is the piss of the ass”
2) [picture of butthole]
3) [actual microblogging]
4) [speaks in puns]
5) #bluewave
1) “shit is the piss of the ass”
2) [picture of butthole]
3) [actual microblogging]
4) [speaks in puns]
5) #bluewave
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
there are 5 types of bsky posters
1) “shit is the piss of the ass”
2) [picture of butthole]
3) [actual microblogging]
4) [speaks in puns]
5) #bluewave
1) “shit is the piss of the ass”
2) [picture of butthole]
3) [actual microblogging]
4) [speaks in puns]
5) #bluewave
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They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
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wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
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I actually dont want to be literate i dont even want to be sentient dawg I wanna be unaware ooze
May 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I actually dont want to be literate i dont even want to be sentient dawg I wanna be unaware ooze
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you and me both, cement mixer
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
you and me both, cement mixer
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The Democratic Party would be a lot better if it had embraced Zohran Mamdani the way it's embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Democratic Party would be a lot better if it had embraced Zohran Mamdani the way it's embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
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Im history's greatest monster, that's why
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Im history's greatest monster, that's why
you and me both, cement mixer
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
you and me both, cement mixer
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i came here to kick some dicks!
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i came here to kick some dicks!
anyone out there want to swear their fealty to me??
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
anyone out there want to swear their fealty to me??