New year new mollz
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I cant sleep in these conditions!!! (My cat is not on the bed)
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I cant sleep in these conditions!!! (My cat is not on the bed)
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Even if edible cookie dough tasted 100% like regular cookie dough, it still wouldn't be as good because it's just not the same without the debaucherous sense that you shouldn't be eating it.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Even if edible cookie dough tasted 100% like regular cookie dough, it still wouldn't be as good because it's just not the same without the debaucherous sense that you shouldn't be eating it.
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Mods asleep
Eat soup and bread
Eat soup and bread
Is midnight too late for a bowl of soup w bread
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Mods asleep
Eat soup and bread
Eat soup and bread
Is midnight too late for a bowl of soup w bread
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Is midnight too late for a bowl of soup w bread
The mummy returns is good actually
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The mummy returns is good actually
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Pasta poptart
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Pasta poptart
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it's time we called ravioli by its true name: savory uncrustable
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
it's time we called ravioli by its true name: savory uncrustable
Yall are supposed to wait till june to have 5 discourses at once that is a june tradition not january
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Yall are supposed to wait till june to have 5 discourses at once that is a june tradition not january
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Btw I consider all steven universe references a death threat
May 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Btw I consider all steven universe references a death threat
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Look at my other lil baby rose w two new buds
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Look at my other lil baby rose w two new buds
Emotional support hashbrown + zombie strategy game + hopefully I'll get more than 2 hrs of sleep tonight
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Emotional support hashbrown + zombie strategy game + hopefully I'll get more than 2 hrs of sleep tonight
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My friend said her daughter is getting picked on in preschool by a kid named Gary and all I can picture is a toddler-sized 50 year old who is balding and smokes a pack a day.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
My friend said her daughter is getting picked on in preschool by a kid named Gary and all I can picture is a toddler-sized 50 year old who is balding and smokes a pack a day.
Look at my other lil baby rose w two new buds
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Look at my other lil baby rose w two new buds
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every time there's a confirmation or any business as usual while they're doing ultra crime and fascism
"now let's see the dem votes"
"now let's see the dem votes"
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
every time there's a confirmation or any business as usual while they're doing ultra crime and fascism
"now let's see the dem votes"
"now let's see the dem votes"
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if you have ANY influence over a child/teen and can convince them/their parents to let them get a meningitis vaccine, i would uhhhh do it.
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
if you have ANY influence over a child/teen and can convince them/their parents to let them get a meningitis vaccine, i would uhhhh do it.
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I knew someone who died from it as a young adult
Get your kid the vaccine
Get your kid the vaccine
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I knew someone who died from it as a young adult
Get your kid the vaccine
Get your kid the vaccine
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In the wake of permanent bans please remember that Link was banned because he embarrassed the CEO of Bluesky while Black; this was his entire crime. They justified it after the fact with hyper flimsy bullshit and spend a lot of time calling his friends dorks and losers to this day.
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
In the wake of permanent bans please remember that Link was banned because he embarrassed the CEO of Bluesky while Black; this was his entire crime. They justified it after the fact with hyper flimsy bullshit and spend a lot of time calling his friends dorks and losers to this day.
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
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When you think of it, civility is sacrilegious and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Dengist movement should seek to abolish it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
When you think of it, civility is sacrilegious and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Dengist movement should seek to abolish it.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Remember when they caved on the shutdown
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Remember when they caved on the shutdown
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I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:
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Causing the economy to crash because it's good content
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Causing the economy to crash because it's good content
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Something in me rebels at the idea that a laptop can be charged by a USB port that i can also use for peripherals.
I don't know why.
I had no issue with any other usage of USB.
I don't know why.
I had no issue with any other usage of USB.
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Something in me rebels at the idea that a laptop can be charged by a USB port that i can also use for peripherals.
I don't know why.
I had no issue with any other usage of USB.
I don't know why.
I had no issue with any other usage of USB.