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Samantha Burns
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · Nov 23
My discord conversations get weird
Me (in all caps): I may have thought Paul Bunyan died at the Alamo but I’m not gullible enough to fall for that shit
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
This is anti-Hat Man propaganda and I won’t stand for it
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · 6h
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Chat: it was explicitly a quote from RFK jr.
jazzpomegranate.com sexual robert @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h
so i accidentally sexted @cheesecakechik.bsky.social while her mom was looking at her phone
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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hebagowayed.bsky.social
So I’m very committed to critiquing elected officials, and cringe at cults of personality and all that leftist jazz— but is Zohran, like, a sorcerer?
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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hebagowayed.bsky.social
Like Dick Cheney dead same day he’s elected and now this
hebagowayed.bsky.social Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 1d
So I’m very committed to critiquing elected officials, and cringe at cults of personality and all that leftist jazz— but is Zohran, like, a sorcerer?
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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dillo.media
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Cenk Uygur to Marjorie t green I would have never imagined saying this, but ... don't go. Stay and fight. Even though we still disagree on so many things, you were one of the very few honest people in Congress. Stay and fight!
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
So I didn’t post about this earlier but because my gf @jazzpomegranate.com did a bit yesterday where she made her pfp Kevin Spacey, one of those celeb impersonator scams targeted me… but it was specifically one pretending to be Kevin Spacey lol
A notification that an account that has the profile image of Kevin Spacey, and handle “KevinSpacey27.bsky.social” has followed me The same Kevin spacey account DM’ing me. The preview of the unread DM shows: Hello dear, I find it really odd writing to you because I don't usually chat with fans bu... (cuts off)
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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trampschool.bsky.social
Sorry, but God is right to fear patriotic working people with erections.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Some days, I swear lol
Me: You entered the conversation by claiming it's true that there's a worldwide Jewish pedophile cabal that secretly runs the worlds' governments. 1ishy.bsky.social: Here’s the thing - Zionists are quite rapey. Me (in all caps): Holy shit you’re still actually defending it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Got called a Zionist for this one, which is impressive.

Apparently Zionism is when you’re against the genocide in Gaza, but don’t think there’s a global cabal of Jewish pedophiles who secretly run every country
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 23h
“Ummm have you looked at Gaza?”

I’m not really sure how a genocide is proof that there’s a cabal of global Jewish pedos, but whatever floats your boat on justifying your own antisemitism, David Icke.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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cheesecakechik.bsky.social
“Ummm have you looked at Gaza?”

I’m not really sure how a genocide is proof that there’s a cabal of global Jewish pedos, but whatever floats your boat on justifying your own antisemitism, David Icke.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
yeah I’m not about to coddle gentile feelings who decide to defend the global Jewish pedo cabal conspiracy
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 23h
Oh, come again? Are you seriously about to say there’s a worldwide Jewish pedophile cabal that is the puppet master of the governments?

You seriously are about to claim that’s fucking true?

Get your turner diaries ass the fuck out of here
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.

She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
MTG reminding everyone on the way out she still is whiny, insane, and has horrible shitty beliefs
From the Desk of CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE I've always represented the common American man and woman as a member of the House of Representatives which is why I've always been despised in Washington DC and never fit in. Americans are used by the Political Industrial Complex of both Political Parties, election cycle after election cycle, in order to elect whichever side can convince Americans to hate the other side more. And the results are always the same. No matter which way the political pendulum swings, Republican or Democrat, nothing ever gets better for the common American man or woman. The debt goes higher. Corporate and global interests remain Washington's sweethearts. American jobs continue to be replaced whether it's by illegal labor or legal labor by visas or just shipped overseas. Small businesses continue to be swallowed by big corporations. Americans' hard earned tax dollars always fund foreign wars, foreign aid, and foreign interests. The spending power of the dollar continues to decline. The average American family can no longer survive on a single bread winner's income as both parents must work in order to simply survive. And today, many in my children's generation feel hopeless for their future and don't think they will ever realize the American dream, which breaks my heart. I ran for Congress in 2020 and have fought every single day believing that Make America Great Again meant America First. I have one of the most conservative voting records in Congress defending the 1st amendment, 2nd amendment, unborn babies because I believe God creates life at conception, strong safe borders, I've fought against Covid tyrannical insanity and mandated mass vaccinations, and I've never voted to fund foreign wars. However with almost one year into our majority, the legislature has been mostly sidelined, we endured an 8 week shut down wrongly resulting in the House not working for the entire time, and we are entering campaign season which means all courage leaves and only safe campaign re-election mode is turned on. During the longest shutdown in our nation's history, I raged against my own Speaker and my own party for refusing to proactively work diligently to pass a plan to save American healthcare and protect Americans from outrageous overpriced and unaffordable health insurance policies. The House should have been in session working everyday to fix this disaster, but instead America was forced fed disgusting political drama once again from both sides of the aisle. My bills which reflect many of President Trump's Executive Orders like calling for a new census counting Americans only to draw new districts, making English the official language of the US, making it a felony to medically trans a minor, and other bills like eliminating capital gains taxes on the sale of your home and eliminating H1B visas just sit collecting dust. That's how it is for most members of Congress's bills, the Speaker never brings them to the floor for a vote. Many common Americans are no longer easily convinced by paid political propaganda spokespersons and consultants on TV and paid shills on social media obediently serving with cult-like conviction to force others to swallow the political party talking points. Because they know how much credit card debt they have, they know how much their own bills have gone up over the past 5 years, they actually do their own grocery shopping and know food cost too much, their rent has increasingly gone up, they have been outbid by corporate asset managers too many times when they put in an offer to buy a hou… I've worked hard to bring tax payer dollars back home to help district needs, I impeached Biden's Secretary of Homeland after watching my constituents die as he facilitated the dangerous open border invasion into America, and led the effort to defund hard left politically biased NPR, PBS, and the corrupt USAID as the Chair of the DOGE Subcommittee. I have fought harder than almost any other elected Republican to elect Donald Trump and Republicans to power, traveling the country for years, spending millions of my own money, missing precious time with my family that I can never get back, and showing up in places like outside the New York Courthouse in Collect Pond Park against a raging leftist mob as Trump faced Democrat lawfare. Meanwhile most of the Establishment Republicans, who secretly hate him and who stabbed him in the back and never defended him against anything, have all been welcomed in after the election. And I will never forget the day I had to leave my mother's side as my father had brain surgery to remove cancerous tumors in order to fly to Washington DC to defend President Trump and vote NO against the Democrat's second impeachment in 2021. My poor father and my poor mother, it was way too much. Through it all, I never changed or went back on my campaign promises and only disagreed in a few areas like my stance against H1Bs replacing American jobs, Al state moratoriums, debt for life 50 year mortgage scams, standing strongly against all involvement in foreign wars, and demanding the release of the Epstein files. Other than that my voting record has been solidly with my party and the President. Loyalty should be a two way street and we should be able to vote our conscience and represent our district's interest because our job title is literally, "Representative." America First should mean America First and only Americans First, with no other foreign country ever being attached to America First in our halls of government. Standing up for American women wh… too many people in Washington. I believe in term limits and do not think Congress should be a lifelong career or an assisted living facility. My only goal and desire has ever been to hold the Republican Party accountable for the promises it makes to the American people and put America First, and I have fought against Democrat's damaging policies like the Green New Deal, wide open deadly unsafe border policies, and the trans agenda on children and against women. With that has brought years of nonstop never ending personal attacks, death threats, lawfare, ridiculous slander and lies about me, that most people could never withstand even for a day. It has been unfair and wrong, not only to me and especially my family, but to my district as well. I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms. And in turn, be expected to defend the President against impeachment after he hatefully dumped tens of millions of dollars against me and tried to destroy me. It's all so absurd and completely unserious. I refuse to be a "battered wife" hoping it all goes away and gets better. If I am cast aside by MAGA Inc and replaced by Neocons, Big Pharma, Big Tech, Military Industrial War Complex, foreign leaders, and the elite donor class that can't even relate to real Americans, then many common Americans have been cast aside and replaced as well. There is no "plan to save the world" or insane 4D chess game being played. When the common American people finally realize and understand that the Political Industrial Complex of both parties is ripping this country apart, that not one elected leader like me is able to stop Washington's machine from gradually destroying our country, and instead the reality is that they, common Americans, The People, possess the real p…
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I appreciate that Marjorie Taylor Greene, even when resigning from Congress, uses an antisemitic dog whistle almost immediately in her resignation lmao.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
lmfao was… was Trump meeting with Mamdani just too much for her brain to handle?
kylegriffin1.bsky.social Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I feel like I called this pretty well
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2d
Also, Donald Trump has proven himself to be the world’s most influenceable man.

You can get him to promote literally anything so long as you please him.

Like this is going to make him say something hilariously socialist until people point out he’s supposed to hate socialism
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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slclunk.com
Me when the guy who’s plowing my wife gets me a new switch game to keep me busy.
Trump smiling at Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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jamellebouie.net
you know what? good advice.
nikkimcr.bsky.social Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 1d
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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dillo.media
lol it's real
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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jakei.bsky.social
made for each other
Samantha and Jazz both replying the exact same thing to this post, word for word "that's the first one"
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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jakei.bsky.social
Nepotism is bad for lots of reasons, but giving us a 5th Spy Kids movie is up there
Spy Kids: Armageddon is a 2023 American spy action comedy film produced, shot, edited, and directed by Robert Rodriguez, who co-wrote it with his son, Racer Max. It is the standalone sequel l1 to Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011) and the fifth main installment in the Spy Kids film series.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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nnedi.bsky.social
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Trump: I WANT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY

WH: No he doesn't

Trump: YES I DO

WH: Do not listen to him

Trump: HANG THEM
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
*jordan peterson voice*

Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 2d
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM