Samantha Burns
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woot I’m going to Disney tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
woot I’m going to Disney tomorrow
“I challenged 1000 people to not drink coffee for a week and to only fuck via soaking, the winner gets a full scholarship to BYU!”
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“I challenged 1000 people to not drink coffee for a week and to only fuck via soaking, the winner gets a full scholarship to BYU!”
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It still so funny to me that Trump and the right tried so hard to make Charlie a martyr and instead the internet just laughed and turned his assassination into a meme.
He was such a dogshit person in life but in death he is very funny.
He was such a dogshit person in life but in death he is very funny.
The fact they added his name to the profanity filter is incredible
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
It still so funny to me that Trump and the right tried so hard to make Charlie a martyr and instead the internet just laughed and turned his assassination into a meme.
He was such a dogshit person in life but in death he is very funny.
He was such a dogshit person in life but in death he is very funny.
someone get Zak Bagans on the phone ASAP
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
someone get Zak Bagans on the phone ASAP
Boooo rockstar hates creativity and fun
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Boooo rockstar hates creativity and fun
lmfao incredible
#BREAKING: Venezuela's Machado says she 'presented' her Nobel Prize to Trump
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
lmfao incredible
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ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
It’s fascinating watching Walz and Frey and all these other Dems take the path of appeasement, as if that worked out well for Chamberlain, and as if history looks kindly on him.
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
It’s fascinating watching Walz and Frey and all these other Dems take the path of appeasement, as if that worked out well for Chamberlain, and as if history looks kindly on him.
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the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
She’s currently snuggling with a teddy bear on the couch
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
She’s currently snuggling with a teddy bear on the couch
Amelia loves to do this all the time, and yes, the entire bed’s comforter was neatly made before she did this
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Amelia loves to do this all the time, and yes, the entire bed’s comforter was neatly made before she did this
I love it when gentiles just randomly decide to hand it to Hitler unprompted
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I love it when gentiles just randomly decide to hand it to Hitler unprompted
LETS GO WE GETTIN IN A CONFLICT WITH A NUCLEAR POWER WOOOO
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
LETS GO WE GETTIN IN A CONFLICT WITH A NUCLEAR POWER WOOOO
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So a blue-wave resister account picks a fight with a farm sanctuary out of nowhere and then targets Cats of Yore, including contact outside of the site, and not only is she back but she didn't even have to delete that gross post to get her account back?
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
So a blue-wave resister account picks a fight with a farm sanctuary out of nowhere and then targets Cats of Yore, including contact outside of the site, and not only is she back but she didn't even have to delete that gross post to get her account back?
Thank god
My office is ending Betar US’s campaign that engaged in bias-motivated assaults, threats, and harassment targeting Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish New Yorkers.
My office will continue to use every tool available to protect all New Yorkers’ civil rights and public safety.
My office will continue to use every tool available to protect all New Yorkers’ civil rights and public safety.
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Thank god
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two hours of progress later and I’m more than halfway done lol
Guess I’ll finish next week maybe?
Guess I’ll finish next week maybe?
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
two hours of progress later and I’m more than halfway done lol
Guess I’ll finish next week maybe?
Guess I’ll finish next week maybe?
the weirdo nazi tat asshole is being weird about his sperm?
Damn it’s almost like he’s a Nazi or something
Damn it’s almost like he’s a Nazi or something
Things I did not need to know from a political campaign: ""Graham has great sperm," Gertner said in the video. “The infertility was something that was part of my body.”"
Graham Platner on campaign hiatus to pursue pregnancy with wife in Norway
In a video on social media, Platner said a first attempt at IVF costs $25,000 in the U.S., while one IVF round in Norway costs $5,500.
www.newscentermaine.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
the weirdo nazi tat asshole is being weird about his sperm?
Damn it’s almost like he’s a Nazi or something
Damn it’s almost like he’s a Nazi or something
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
no I’m pretty sure he only caught one in his neck
"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
no I’m pretty sure he only caught one in his neck
Looks like we’re painting lemons this week in my watercolor class
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Looks like we’re painting lemons this week in my watercolor class
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(i don't know the structure of dilbert cartoons,,)
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
(i don't know the structure of dilbert cartoons,,)
VAXXED??
lmao Scott Adams died
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
VAXXED??
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To whom it may concern (especially well-meaning Christians):
It's been almost 2,000 years. I assure you that Christians who are antisemitic already know that Jesus was a Jew and have reconciled that problem in one of several horrible ways.
This information will not stop anyone, we've tried.
It's been almost 2,000 years. I assure you that Christians who are antisemitic already know that Jesus was a Jew and have reconciled that problem in one of several horrible ways.
This information will not stop anyone, we've tried.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
To whom it may concern (especially well-meaning Christians):
It's been almost 2,000 years. I assure you that Christians who are antisemitic already know that Jesus was a Jew and have reconciled that problem in one of several horrible ways.
This information will not stop anyone, we've tried.
It's been almost 2,000 years. I assure you that Christians who are antisemitic already know that Jesus was a Jew and have reconciled that problem in one of several horrible ways.
This information will not stop anyone, we've tried.
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I’m fucking dying
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m fucking dying