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· Aug 4
the dogs are called havanese because whenever you see one, you hava nese time
Sadly, we’ll never know how Obama feels about Senate Dems helping Republicans dismantle the ACA. He’s simply too busy producing Netflix movies.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sadly, we’ll never know how Obama feels about Senate Dems helping Republicans dismantle the ACA. He’s simply too busy producing Netflix movies.
New Yorkers that complain about the open gangway subway cars either (1) never actually take the subway or (2) are the biggest wimps in the universe
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New Yorkers that complain about the open gangway subway cars either (1) never actually take the subway or (2) are the biggest wimps in the universe
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
Cuomo concludes his speech by butchering Mamdani’s name a last time. Smell ya later, sex pest.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Cuomo concludes his speech by butchering Mamdani’s name a last time. Smell ya later, sex pest.
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Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes.
🙅♂️ no thank you
🙅♂️ no thank you
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes.
🙅♂️ no thank you
🙅♂️ no thank you
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
CHOTINER: now you announced, after eating your entree, that you were “literally stuffed.” Literally?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
CHOTINER: now you announced, after eating your entree, that you were “literally stuffed.” Literally?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
@inpredict.bsky.social hi Mike, big fan of the Precap. Flagging it didn’t seem to update for 10/22 games.
Also curious if there’ll ever be an option to go one day further back? Would be useful for the days where there’s only one or two games.
Also curious if there’ll ever be an option to go one day further back? Would be useful for the days where there’s only one or two games.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@inpredict.bsky.social hi Mike, big fan of the Precap. Flagging it didn’t seem to update for 10/22 games.
Also curious if there’ll ever be an option to go one day further back? Would be useful for the days where there’s only one or two games.
Also curious if there’ll ever be an option to go one day further back? Would be useful for the days where there’s only one or two games.
time for my annual rewatch of this classic
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
time for my annual rewatch of this classic
On the fence before but I’m all-in now.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
On the fence before but I’m all-in now.
BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
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Rockets coach Ime Udoka said the opening night starting lineup vs OKC will be the jumbo lineup of Amen Thompson, Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., Alperen Şengün and Steven Adams.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Rockets coach Ime Udoka said the opening night starting lineup vs OKC will be the jumbo lineup of Amen Thompson, Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., Alperen Şengün and Steven Adams.
it's been rhetorically asked "do NYT journalists know how to wipe their own ass?" and they've graciously answered:
no, it's impossible to tell what that mysterious brown liquid is, and experts are divided as to whether I need to wipe it.
no, it's impossible to tell what that mysterious brown liquid is, and experts are divided as to whether I need to wipe it.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
it's been rhetorically asked "do NYT journalists know how to wipe their own ass?" and they've graciously answered:
no, it's impossible to tell what that mysterious brown liquid is, and experts are divided as to whether I need to wipe it.
no, it's impossible to tell what that mysterious brown liquid is, and experts are divided as to whether I need to wipe it.
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
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Oh. My. Goodness. Shohei Ohtani for the second time.
116.9 mph EV
469 feet (!!!!)
116.9 mph EV
469 feet (!!!!)
October 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Oh. My. Goodness. Shohei Ohtani for the second time.
116.9 mph EV
469 feet (!!!!)
116.9 mph EV
469 feet (!!!!)