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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
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CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Eat that bean is all you need, all you need, is to eat that bean!
- Bean slogan, 1876, Unknown
- Bean slogan, 1876, Unknown
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Eat that bean is all you need, all you need, is to eat that bean!
- Bean slogan, 1876, Unknown
- Bean slogan, 1876, Unknown
I have no phone and I must, go on the phone*
*Author's note: "I have no mouth and I must scream" modern parody
*Author's note: "I have no mouth and I must scream" modern parody
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I have no phone and I must, go on the phone*
*Author's note: "I have no mouth and I must scream" modern parody
*Author's note: "I have no mouth and I must scream" modern parody
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
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it was the best of gables, it was the worst of gables. there were also five other gables.
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
it was the best of gables, it was the worst of gables. there were also five other gables.
(seeing AI image of Epstein in a turtleneck) is it just me or does he, despite everything, have an air of ultra-refined aristocracy to him...
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
(seeing AI image of Epstein in a turtleneck) is it just me or does he, despite everything, have an air of ultra-refined aristocracy to him...
Gf: You didn't invite your Dark Woke friend right...
Me: 😅
(Phone lights up w new DM from an account named "Going To Epstein's Island To Rape All Da Old Guys") I'm here my ninja
Me: 😅
(Phone lights up w new DM from an account named "Going To Epstein's Island To Rape All Da Old Guys") I'm here my ninja
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Gf: You didn't invite your Dark Woke friend right...
Me: 😅
(Phone lights up w new DM from an account named "Going To Epstein's Island To Rape All Da Old Guys") I'm here my ninja
Me: 😅
(Phone lights up w new DM from an account named "Going To Epstein's Island To Rape All Da Old Guys") I'm here my ninja
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's dark woke.
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's dark woke.
Sports Reporter: Wow, congratulations. Tell me, how does it feel?
Me: It feels really really good, we wanted this, the boys just wanted it more that's what it comes down to
Reporter: And I just have to ask - what does this mean to you?
Me: It means the world,
Me: It feels really really good, we wanted this, the boys just wanted it more that's what it comes down to
Reporter: And I just have to ask - what does this mean to you?
Me: It means the world,
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sports Reporter: Wow, congratulations. Tell me, how does it feel?
Me: It feels really really good, we wanted this, the boys just wanted it more that's what it comes down to
Reporter: And I just have to ask - what does this mean to you?
Me: It means the world,
Me: It feels really really good, we wanted this, the boys just wanted it more that's what it comes down to
Reporter: And I just have to ask - what does this mean to you?
Me: It means the world,
Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance
Me: (gasping) His countenance
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance
Me: (gasping) His countenance
I like it that the bluesky prompt is "What's up?" like it's a friend talking to you. It assuages my mind-numbing and inveterate loneliness.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I like it that the bluesky prompt is "What's up?" like it's a friend talking to you. It assuages my mind-numbing and inveterate loneliness.
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outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
It is gay for a society to give "Best New Artist" to a man
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
It is gay for a society to give "Best New Artist" to a man
Oneshotting my parole officer with a well-placed sour warhead
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Oneshotting my parole officer with a well-placed sour warhead
Giving a handshake so firm it degloves my boss
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Giving a handshake so firm it degloves my boss
Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
Unfortunately my fantasy football punishment this year is to shoot my dad with a gun
January 31, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Unfortunately my fantasy football punishment this year is to shoot my dad with a gun
Trying out some "visual remixes"
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Trying out some "visual remixes"
Elon: My good sirs -__- May I come to your pedophile dungeon for teh internet gold >.>
Me: No man I have like 1 girl only
Elon: I will bring teh frosty brewz ^__^
Me: Sorry I have like 1 girl only and she's currently having sex with Stephen Hawking
Me: No man I have like 1 girl only
Elon: I will bring teh frosty brewz ^__^
Me: Sorry I have like 1 girl only and she's currently having sex with Stephen Hawking
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Elon: My good sirs -__- May I come to your pedophile dungeon for teh internet gold >.>
Me: No man I have like 1 girl only
Elon: I will bring teh frosty brewz ^__^
Me: Sorry I have like 1 girl only and she's currently having sex with Stephen Hawking
Me: No man I have like 1 girl only
Elon: I will bring teh frosty brewz ^__^
Me: Sorry I have like 1 girl only and she's currently having sex with Stephen Hawking
Just made Borat
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Just made Borat
Noooooo don't unalive urself Ur too nubile 🙈
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Noooooo don't unalive urself Ur too nubile 🙈
(haven't sexted in 7 years getting back into the game) Show me that pussy girl!
January 31, 2026 at 7:03 AM
(haven't sexted in 7 years getting back into the game) Show me that pussy girl!
haven't been on twitter so i've missed most of the news until now but Lmfao at this email
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
haven't been on twitter so i've missed most of the news until now but Lmfao at this email
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Fellas, you know when your girl comes back from Texas and she smells like a rubber worm?<—- she allowed me to post this
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Fellas, you know when your girl comes back from Texas and she smells like a rubber worm?<—- she allowed me to post this
Bluesky is great at giving you pretty damn good engagement on your posts for the first 9 minutes they exist in the world and then nobody ever sees them again
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Bluesky is great at giving you pretty damn good engagement on your posts for the first 9 minutes they exist in the world and then nobody ever sees them again