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@afraidofwasps.bsky.social
driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
Pinned
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
Lowkey this looks difficult
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Lowkey this looks difficult
you guys aren't gonna believe how hard i just bit the inside of my lip
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you guys aren't gonna believe how hard i just bit the inside of my lip
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Me; Fuck you.... Fuck your family.......
Me; Fuck you.... Fuck your family.......
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Me; Fuck you.... Fuck your family.......
Me; Fuck you.... Fuck your family.......
stepping on a skateboard by accident and going on the ride of my life
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
stepping on a skateboard by accident and going on the ride of my life
nice buccal fat bro it would be a shame if i removed it surgically
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
nice buccal fat bro it would be a shame if i removed it surgically
Shut the fuck up babe, i'm reading Stoner by John Williams. Babe, i'm sorry I said that to you. It's just that I was reading Stoner
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Shut the fuck up babe, i'm reading Stoner by John Williams. Babe, i'm sorry I said that to you. It's just that I was reading Stoner
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
(officiating wedding) Do you? Do you? (entering crowd work mode) (pointing at guy in front row) I know this motherfucker Do
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(officiating wedding) Do you? Do you? (entering crowd work mode) (pointing at guy in front row) I know this motherfucker Do
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
Might become one of those guys with a stick up his ass. Seems like it would feel awesome
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Might become one of those guys with a stick up his ass. Seems like it would feel awesome
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it would be awesome to live in the pigs world
From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it would be awesome to live in the pigs world
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SOMEONE IN THE DODGER DUGOUT: you know you have Sasaki, right
DAVE ROBERTS: oh, RIGHT.
DAVE ROBERTS: oh, RIGHT.
oh now Roki Sasaki is available and warming
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
SOMEONE IN THE DODGER DUGOUT: you know you have Sasaki, right
DAVE ROBERTS: oh, RIGHT.
DAVE ROBERTS: oh, RIGHT.
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"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
ex gf voicemail in bandcamp emo instrumental song that's way too dark and incriminating
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ex gf voicemail in bandcamp emo instrumental song that's way too dark and incriminating
Just had this baby
September 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just had this baby
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done
June 9, 2023 at 5:15 PM
It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done
Menswear instagram guy: What, you were gonna wear a flannel this fall? what are you fuckin mentally disabled or something?
Me: I'm Sorry
Me: I'm Sorry
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Menswear instagram guy: What, you were gonna wear a flannel this fall? what are you fuckin mentally disabled or something?
Me: I'm Sorry
Me: I'm Sorry
In times like these, it is imperative that you hit the Oppa Gang Nan Style
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In times like these, it is imperative that you hit the Oppa Gang Nan Style
Thinking of a new AI company just called Intelligence with the slogan "There's Nothing Artificial About It." Ouuhhh, take my money, oooouuhh!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thinking of a new AI company just called Intelligence with the slogan "There's Nothing Artificial About It." Ouuhhh, take my money, oooouuhh!!!!
Austin Powers shows us what can happen when we let Austin power
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Austin Powers shows us what can happen when we let Austin power
stepping on a land mine - the tactile "CHNK" of the pressure plate depressing underfoot, lifting your leg milliseconds before an explosion erupts underneath that blows you to smithereens, one that you yourself beckoned from beneath the ground - has got to be the most satisfying way to die
September 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
stepping on a land mine - the tactile "CHNK" of the pressure plate depressing underfoot, lifting your leg milliseconds before an explosion erupts underneath that blows you to smithereens, one that you yourself beckoned from beneath the ground - has got to be the most satisfying way to die
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
asking the Sephora employee to mix all the perfumes in one bottle so i can try "the ultimate scent"
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
asking the Sephora employee to mix all the perfumes in one bottle so i can try "the ultimate scent"