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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
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CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
(70 year old guy hit in the dick) My member!!
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(70 year old guy hit in the dick) My member!!
(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
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velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
(complimenting your life) Your life is Fire
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
(complimenting your life) Your life is Fire
(exasperated 1700s guy) Hither we go again 🤦♂️
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
(exasperated 1700s guy) Hither we go again 🤦♂️
Interview up via Director's Notes where I mansplain for six paragraphs about the Cherry-Colored Funk soundtrack
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
Cherry-Colored Funk by Chelsie Pennello // Comedy // Directors Notes
Orchestrating a symphony of controlled chaos, Chelsie Pennello & Corbett Blair reveal how they used the tiny confines of an ice cream shop set to full effect.
directorsnotes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Interview up via Director's Notes where I mansplain for six paragraphs about the Cherry-Colored Funk soundtrack
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
Going to have to look this one up.
Mature Women 60 Years Of Age! 4 Hours of Creampies In The Pussies Of Women Born In the Mid-Showa Period (1950s/60s) And Who Lived Right Through The Showa Period.
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Going to have to look this one up.
(posting some guy's avi to own him and not realizing it's a pic of Obama) Lol dude you look like dog shit
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(posting some guy's avi to own him and not realizing it's a pic of Obama) Lol dude you look like dog shit
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that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase
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(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Did Nathan Fielder's Summit Ice jackets teach you nothing...
Among Republicans - " The Holocaust of Jews and Nazi Germany was greatly exaggerated or did not happen as historians describe"
Disagree: 56%
Agree: 37%
Manhattan Institute / Oct 26, 2025
Disagree: 56%
Agree: 37%
Manhattan Institute / Oct 26, 2025
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Did Nathan Fielder's Summit Ice jackets teach you nothing...
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this is one of the most stressful things i have ever watched
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this is one of the most stressful things i have ever watched
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This is like Uncut Gems if Adam Sandler sold Italian ice instead
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is like Uncut Gems if Adam Sandler sold Italian ice instead
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I was annoyed by Roberto then I was rooting for Roberto. The magic of cinema.
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was annoyed by Roberto then I was rooting for Roberto. The magic of cinema.
Some fun character posters we made for our lovely talent.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Some fun character posters we made for our lovely talent.
Let's see what the weaklings in the audience have to say so far
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let's see what the weaklings in the audience have to say so far
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I played sax on this 🔥🔥
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I played sax on this 🔥🔥
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A great short film. Moody in way that leaves you on a high note. Plus, good music!
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A great short film. Moody in way that leaves you on a high note. Plus, good music!
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watch this! it is a good flick of a movie 😎
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
watch this! it is a good flick of a movie 😎
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
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caught one of my white slaves reading a biography of bob seger <<<<
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
caught one of my white slaves reading a biography of bob seger <<<<
trailer for my film Cherry-Colored Funk lol. It is being released tomorrow on Youtube on a short film channel called Omeleto. I am excited to share it with you all. Roberto is coming...
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
trailer for my film Cherry-Colored Funk lol. It is being released tomorrow on Youtube on a short film channel called Omeleto. I am excited to share it with you all. Roberto is coming...
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call me a circular cardboard slip placed under drinks the way I've been coasting
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
call me a circular cardboard slip placed under drinks the way I've been coasting
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Call me spoon the way I’m makeing a stir
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Call me spoon the way I’m makeing a stir