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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
i love tech discourse...
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i love tech discourse...
Just had this baby
September 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just had this baby
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
sure.... i'll watch this entire video instead of going to bed
September 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
sure.... i'll watch this entire video instead of going to bed
amazon ad for something called schylling needoh which appears to be an egg of some sort.
August 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
amazon ad for something called schylling needoh which appears to be an egg of some sort.
life-affirming news followed by a devastating blow
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
life-affirming news followed by a devastating blow
the new Superman movie is too woke. This happened verbatim...
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the new Superman movie is too woke. This happened verbatim...
Must be a peese of cheese up there.
July 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Must be a peese of cheese up there.
excited to have been featured in maybe the most important know your meme page of the year
July 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
excited to have been featured in maybe the most important know your meme page of the year
good way to win an argument
July 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
good way to win an argument
let's just say the public is catching on in a big big way
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
let's just say the public is catching on in a big big way
here is something i've been working very hard on this week
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
here is something i've been working very hard on this week
things are going great on Twitter
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
things are going great on Twitter
the censored "ass", put a sea shanty over it, and are making millions of dollars without my permission while my party has to decide when to turn to cannibalism as the winter skies darken and we are still hundreds of miles from the pass
June 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the censored "ass", put a sea shanty over it, and are making millions of dollars without my permission while my party has to decide when to turn to cannibalism as the winter skies darken and we are still hundreds of miles from the pass
the getty images bitch has logged on
June 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the getty images bitch has logged on
(Marvel cinematic universe voice) Aaaaaaand we're popping off aren't we,
May 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
(Marvel cinematic universe voice) Aaaaaaand we're popping off aren't we,
My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
(gasping) Not HBO Max!
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
(gasping) Not HBO Max!
Full album drops next Friday and it's an extension of the film soundtrack, which is a mysterious DJ set that moves from western to funk to IDM to a whole bunch of experimental electronic stuff. Lots of super talented collaborators on it. Very excited!
May 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Full album drops next Friday and it's an extension of the film soundtrack, which is a mysterious DJ set that moves from western to funk to IDM to a whole bunch of experimental electronic stuff. Lots of super talented collaborators on it. Very excited!
i used to automate volume and then forget and try to adjust the main volume slider which does nothing bc it just snaps back to ur automation levels... then i saw you can put a gain plugin on the track and automate gain and still be able to control relative volume by dragging the slider up and down
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i used to automate volume and then forget and try to adjust the main volume slider which does nothing bc it just snaps back to ur automation levels... then i saw you can put a gain plugin on the track and automate gain and still be able to control relative volume by dragging the slider up and down
remembering this text from my mom
May 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
remembering this text from my mom
Me: Ohhh im so full! Ohhh look at me, I'm full!! Lol guys look
The one random old guy in the percussion section 1 hour 10 minutes into Mahler 6:
The one random old guy in the percussion section 1 hour 10 minutes into Mahler 6:
May 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me: Ohhh im so full! Ohhh look at me, I'm full!! Lol guys look
The one random old guy in the percussion section 1 hour 10 minutes into Mahler 6:
The one random old guy in the percussion section 1 hour 10 minutes into Mahler 6:
Recent one but me and my friends were on acid watching Bad Trip for the first time and laughed to tears at this turn of phrase
May 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Recent one but me and my friends were on acid watching Bad Trip for the first time and laughed to tears at this turn of phrase
happy cartoonist day!
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
happy cartoonist day!