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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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i'm sure burning to death is awful but also it probably feels so good to be a pile of ashes picked up and scattered by the breeze.... kinda think might be worth it honestly
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
i'm sure burning to death is awful but also it probably feels so good to be a pile of ashes picked up and scattered by the breeze.... kinda think might be worth it honestly
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yo nietzsche!!! come on, let's go. fred. fred!! i agree it's a sad horse, man, it's a real fuckin tragedy, but can we get a move on
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
yo nietzsche!!! come on, let's go. fred. fred!! i agree it's a sad horse, man, it's a real fuckin tragedy, but can we get a move on
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Bari Deiss Clay
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bari Deiss Clay
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hickory dickory dock it's the fuckin 60 minutes clock OH
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
hickory dickory dock it's the fuckin 60 minutes clock OH
i am being torn apart by Forces of Nature (name of the wrestling duo which torments me)
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i am being torn apart by Forces of Nature (name of the wrestling duo which torments me)
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alrighty, now onto the easy part: long term stability
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
alrighty, now onto the easy part: long term stability
Mulder Death Koreatown
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Mulder Death Koreatown
(character in a horror movie) ah, garbage disposal's jammed. well, better roll up my sleeve and shove my whole arm in there. no time to switch it off, i've got a jam to clear
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
(character in a horror movie) ah, garbage disposal's jammed. well, better roll up my sleeve and shove my whole arm in there. no time to switch it off, i've got a jam to clear
ooh maybe next time you could grab a handful of presidents at the same time and then shuffle em around, see how they do
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
ooh maybe next time you could grab a handful of presidents at the same time and then shuffle em around, see how they do
it do be like that
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
it do be like that
the high five was invented in the 70s which is sorta crazy to me. cause i bet you could go to any era of human history and get almost everyone on board with high fives overnight. you see one of these bad boys really connect and you want in. so basically nobody even did any by accident for millennia
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
the high five was invented in the 70s which is sorta crazy to me. cause i bet you could go to any era of human history and get almost everyone on board with high fives overnight. you see one of these bad boys really connect and you want in. so basically nobody even did any by accident for millennia
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i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
MOMMY: peekaboo!!!
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
MOMMY: peekaboo!!!
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
BABY (wise): this too shall pass
yo nietzsche!!! come on, let's go. fred. fred!! i agree it's a sad horse, man, it's a real fuckin tragedy, but can we get a move on
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
yo nietzsche!!! come on, let's go. fred. fred!! i agree it's a sad horse, man, it's a real fuckin tragedy, but can we get a move on
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the word fib was definitely invented by a huge liar to make all his bull shit seem cute
June 28, 2023 at 1:11 AM
the word fib was definitely invented by a huge liar to make all his bull shit seem cute
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pronouncing mk-ultra mcdonalds style
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 AM
pronouncing mk-ultra mcdonalds style
Bari Deiss Clay
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bari Deiss Clay
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we're buddies so i just call him stone cold steve
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
we're buddies so i just call him stone cold steve
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mf think he Jean Guaideaux
If Canada was the 51st State this would be our Vichy Gov’s official statement:
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
mf think he Jean Guaideaux
(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
now! quickly!!!! hit him with the emoluments clause
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
now! quickly!!!! hit him with the emoluments clause
accidentally drew most of this using a reference photo of paul rudd but i don't think it's noticeable
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
accidentally drew most of this using a reference photo of paul rudd but i don't think it's noticeable
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get rich or die. there is no trying
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 AM
get rich or die. there is no trying