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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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yo i think elon's dick fell off.... all the sudden every grok reply is about how elon's dick didn't fall off
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
yo i think elon's dick fell off.... all the sudden every grok reply is about how elon's dick didn't fall off
we don't use that word here. you are going off the rails on a train experiencing a mental health crisis
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
we don't use that word here. you are going off the rails on a train experiencing a mental health crisis
aaron rodgers put a holistic medicine store in his house so he can shop like a... well, not normal person but you understand. yeah he pays people to act like shoppers who are interested in his Theories even though they don't recognize him but he always ends up yelling DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM at them
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
aaron rodgers put a holistic medicine store in his house so he can shop like a... well, not normal person but you understand. yeah he pays people to act like shoppers who are interested in his Theories even though they don't recognize him but he always ends up yelling DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM at them
you never hear people talk about cultural marxism ever since it became woke
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you never hear people talk about cultural marxism ever since it became woke
these loony animal activists and phylum extremists can yell at me all they want but it will never change the FACT that there are only two species
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
these loony animal activists and phylum extremists can yell at me all they want but it will never change the FACT that there are only two species
they did that leg lengthening surgery on a grape
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
they did that leg lengthening surgery on a grape
so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
more like wack museum. fuck you tussaud!!! you're wastin ma dam time!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
more like wack museum. fuck you tussaud!!! you're wastin ma dam time!!
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now! quickly!!!! hit him with the emoluments clause
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
now! quickly!!!! hit him with the emoluments clause
The Maltese Fallon. it's about this guy who needs help getting rid of his annoying statue that won't go away
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The Maltese Fallon. it's about this guy who needs help getting rid of his annoying statue that won't go away
Homies of the Year (2025)
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Homies of the Year (2025)
gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
(logging into my burner account to scowl at the people who blocked me) heh. i see the deranged behavior of my obsessive haters continues apace...
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
(logging into my burner account to scowl at the people who blocked me) heh. i see the deranged behavior of my obsessive haters continues apace...
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can't really blame doctors for hating weird tricks
December 4, 2023 at 2:17 AM
can't really blame doctors for hating weird tricks
finding it very distracting that this goalie's name is Bussi
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
finding it very distracting that this goalie's name is Bussi
callin them tarps really puts the damn things in their place. i'll call you a tarpaulin when you've earned it, tarp. punk ass
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
callin them tarps really puts the damn things in their place. i'll call you a tarpaulin when you've earned it, tarp. punk ass
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(making a really weird face at you which i believe to be a The Rock style eyebrow raise)
January 26, 2024 at 2:59 AM
(making a really weird face at you which i believe to be a The Rock style eyebrow raise)
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ah, i see you've noticed my residue. oily, no?
September 3, 2023 at 11:14 AM
ah, i see you've noticed my residue. oily, no?
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck
oh, horse COLLAR i thought you meant like a cat caller but when a woman walks by they're going GIDDYUP or WHOA THERE or YAW
January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
oh, horse COLLAR i thought you meant like a cat caller but when a woman walks by they're going GIDDYUP or WHOA THERE or YAW
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japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
i have once again sat on the Baywatch button
not a joke!!
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i have once again sat on the Baywatch button
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(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious