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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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had my crowbar on me when i got stuck in the Backrooms and i'm having a fuckin blast running around in here thumpin holes in walls, smashin lights out and shit. it's barely even liminal anymore. i'm rippin up the carpeting and making fun costumes. bet they're gonna ask me to leave soon. not happenin
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 AM
had my crowbar on me when i got stuck in the Backrooms and i'm having a fuckin blast running around in here thumpin holes in walls, smashin lights out and shit. it's barely even liminal anymore. i'm rippin up the carpeting and making fun costumes. bet they're gonna ask me to leave soon. not happenin
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(restoring the CBS brand and public trust in the news voice) yoooo we should get fuckin WASTED on friday and it's like, we're being so fucking honest. but it's grownup too cause we're drinking CLASSY stuff like jack daniels and goldshlager
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
(restoring the CBS brand and public trust in the news voice) yoooo we should get fuckin WASTED on friday and it's like, we're being so fucking honest. but it's grownup too cause we're drinking CLASSY stuff like jack daniels and goldshlager
lol my treat taxi driver straight up just drove home and went to bed and it took more than half an hour to convince customer service that they are not at the restaurant but are in fact inside of an apartment building
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 AM
lol my treat taxi driver straight up just drove home and went to bed and it took more than half an hour to convince customer service that they are not at the restaurant but are in fact inside of an apartment building
it's truly disgusting to see these radical leftist activists bring children into our federal law enforcement officers' cones of vision, where they know these youngsters are likely to draw aggro, just so they can say: "look these guys are throwing grenades at kids!" uhh yeah, at the kids they can SEE
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
it's truly disgusting to see these radical leftist activists bring children into our federal law enforcement officers' cones of vision, where they know these youngsters are likely to draw aggro, just so they can say: "look these guys are throwing grenades at kids!" uhh yeah, at the kids they can SEE
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best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
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funny to have an FBI director who definitely thought his job was gonna be like, solving encyclopedia brown mysteries and saying the Search every warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and doghouse line from The Fugitive, and Very funny to think about how much worse he'd actually be at that job
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
funny to have an FBI director who definitely thought his job was gonna be like, solving encyclopedia brown mysteries and saying the Search every warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and doghouse line from The Fugitive, and Very funny to think about how much worse he'd actually be at that job
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responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
Tsui Hark fuckin rules lol
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Tsui Hark fuckin rules lol
Punishment Park 2: Judgement Day
the punishment park is a good guy now
the punishment park is a good guy now
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Punishment Park 2: Judgement Day
the punishment park is a good guy now
the punishment park is a good guy now
the extreme closeup shots of counterfeit sneakers coming apart in Knock Off (Hark, 1998) are, let's face it, pure cinema
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
the extreme closeup shots of counterfeit sneakers coming apart in Knock Off (Hark, 1998) are, let's face it, pure cinema
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friend says his wife told him that she likes the sexual hockey boys show so much because the writing in it is so good. i think that's beautiful. finally a stash of playboys, for wives
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
friend says his wife told him that she likes the sexual hockey boys show so much because the writing in it is so good. i think that's beautiful. finally a stash of playboys, for wives
(guy who doesn't wanna pay to put a wheelchair ramp on his church) it's cain and abel, not cane and disabled!!! and that's gonna work even better on a sign by the way, you're missing part of it. here i'll write it down
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
(guy who doesn't wanna pay to put a wheelchair ramp on his church) it's cain and abel, not cane and disabled!!! and that's gonna work even better on a sign by the way, you're missing part of it. here i'll write it down
these Hyundai ads where Lil Jon goes Okay Hyundai.. Okaaay are pretty embarrassing. but. there's simply no denying that Lil Jon is lookin pretty fuckin hot now days
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
these Hyundai ads where Lil Jon goes Okay Hyundai.. Okaaay are pretty embarrassing. but. there's simply no denying that Lil Jon is lookin pretty fuckin hot now days
(restoring the CBS brand and public trust in the news voice) yoooo we should get fuckin WASTED on friday and it's like, we're being so fucking honest. but it's grownup too cause we're drinking CLASSY stuff like jack daniels and goldshlager
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
(restoring the CBS brand and public trust in the news voice) yoooo we should get fuckin WASTED on friday and it's like, we're being so fucking honest. but it's grownup too cause we're drinking CLASSY stuff like jack daniels and goldshlager
i was LYNCHED by an anti-lynching lynch mob for simply expressing my support for lynchings. mr president sir, lynch these lynch-crazy no-lynchniks!!!
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
i was LYNCHED by an anti-lynching lynch mob for simply expressing my support for lynchings. mr president sir, lynch these lynch-crazy no-lynchniks!!!
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bro... what if what you see as beige is what i see as cream
May 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
bro... what if what you see as beige is what i see as cream
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there was this one episode of Intervention where this guy would do meth with his friend and they'd tromp around the woods with chainsaws looking for the perfect burl that's gonna make them rich and solve all their problems and it honestly seemed amazing. what a grand adventure
February 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
there was this one episode of Intervention where this guy would do meth with his friend and they'd tromp around the woods with chainsaws looking for the perfect burl that's gonna make them rich and solve all their problems and it honestly seemed amazing. what a grand adventure
best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
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used to live like a half mile from Monmouth Park racetrack and i don't think any smell has a wider gulf between how pleasant it is on the breeze and how alarming it would be in your house than horse manure
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
used to live like a half mile from Monmouth Park racetrack and i don't think any smell has a wider gulf between how pleasant it is on the breeze and how alarming it would be in your house than horse manure
god these gambling app ads where there's action movie trailer music playing over footage of people on a couch in front of The Game but all silently looking at their phones are so nasty. these people are so far gone they can't even maintain their relationship with TV
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
god these gambling app ads where there's action movie trailer music playing over footage of people on a couch in front of The Game but all silently looking at their phones are so nasty. these people are so far gone they can't even maintain their relationship with TV
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
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fucked up thing, to me, about the Donner Party is. imagine suffering through all that and what's waiting for you — the light at the end of the tunnel all along — is frontier life in the year 1847. when this is over you gotta build a house. odds you get killed by a mountain lion are fair to middlin'
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
fucked up thing, to me, about the Donner Party is. imagine suffering through all that and what's waiting for you — the light at the end of the tunnel all along — is frontier life in the year 1847. when this is over you gotta build a house. odds you get killed by a mountain lion are fair to middlin'
this is what the ICE guys become when ICE is abolished btw. outnumbered
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
this is what the ICE guys become when ICE is abolished btw. outnumbered
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,