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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
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the french are pretty much incapable of yelling Fire in a crowded theater. try yelling "feu" it doesn't work
September 7, 2024 at 1:53 PM
the french are pretty much incapable of yelling Fire in a crowded theater. try yelling "feu" it doesn't work
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getting my face very badly mangled by a chimp but you can still tell i think his little outfit is really funny
March 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
getting my face very badly mangled by a chimp but you can still tell i think his little outfit is really funny
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you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
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i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
godzilla vs japanese giant softbank
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
godzilla vs japanese giant softbank
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: we love all our fans, everything we do out there is for them
REPORTER: you forfeited the game at halftime
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well it's a long season. and at the end of the day, there's always next year
REPORTER: you forfeited the game at halftime
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well it's a long season. and at the end of the day, there's always next year
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: we love all our fans, everything we do out there is for them
REPORTER: you forfeited the game at halftime
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well it's a long season. and at the end of the day, there's always next year
REPORTER: you forfeited the game at halftime
QUARTERBACK HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well it's a long season. and at the end of the day, there's always next year
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some fucking kids smashed my like and subscribe buttons
September 28, 2023 at 10:14 PM
some fucking kids smashed my like and subscribe buttons
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seems like nobody wants to work anymore ever since around five or six pm
November 2, 2023 at 2:53 AM
seems like nobody wants to work anymore ever since around five or six pm
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big ups to this polestar 3 ad for putting Wiseguys on Mars back in my head the other day
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
big ups to this polestar 3 ad for putting Wiseguys on Mars back in my head the other day
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i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
this is such a cool way to be. oh pete buttigieg looks funny when he eats huh.. funny like DEAD CHILDREN???
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
this is such a cool way to be. oh pete buttigieg looks funny when he eats huh.. funny like DEAD CHILDREN???
among the all time greatest faces for the screen. quite possibly The greatest. rip to one of the absolute best to ever do it
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
among the all time greatest faces for the screen. quite possibly The greatest. rip to one of the absolute best to ever do it
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freak on a leash scatting, 5% speed
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
freak on a leash scatting, 5% speed
TRT Vincent Price
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TRT Vincent Price
big ups to this polestar 3 ad for putting Wiseguys on Mars back in my head the other day
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
big ups to this polestar 3 ad for putting Wiseguys on Mars back in my head the other day
billion year mortgage on my Sea Org cabin
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
billion year mortgage on my Sea Org cabin
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CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound