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the dogs are called havanese because whenever you see one, you hava nese time
ghislaine is wrapping herself up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy. it’s scaring all the guards. despicable…
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
me reaping:

me sowing:
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
from the Supreme Court that brought you Kavanaugh Stops, now we have Roberts Murders
NEW: The classified opinion by Trump's Office of Legal Counsel says the US personnel taking part in lethal strikes on boats would not be exposed to future prosecution, per sources. “It sounds like an admission that there is no legal basis for these strikes” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sadly, we’ll never know how Obama feels about Senate Dems helping Republicans dismantle the ACA. He’s simply too busy producing Netflix movies.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
uncanny
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs

TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes.

🙅‍♂️ no thank you
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
choose your fighter
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: now you announced, after eating your entree, that you were “literally stuffed.” Literally?

ME: I meant metaphorically.

CHOTINER: It was a big meal?

ME: It was a big meal, right.

CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.

ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@inpredict.bsky.social hi Mike, big fan of the Precap. Flagging it didn’t seem to update for 10/22 games.

Also curious if there’ll ever be an option to go one day further back? Would be useful for the days where there’s only one or two games.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
time for my annual rewatch of this classic
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
On the fence before but I’m all-in now.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?

ME: ya sure

MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Rockets coach Ime Udoka said the opening night starting lineup vs OKC will be the jumbo lineup of Amen Thompson, Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., Alperen Şengün and Steven Adams.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
it's been rhetorically asked "do NYT journalists know how to wipe their own ass?" and they've graciously answered:

no, it's impossible to tell what that mysterious brown liquid is, and experts are divided as to whether I need to wipe it.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM