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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 15
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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Well, this was fun. Off hibernate indefinitely under a blanket now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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COUNCIL BILL NO. 3289 - RESOLUTION NO. 2256 A RESOLUTION DECLARING A LOCAL STATE OF EMERGENCY IN THE CITY OF WOODBURN DUE TO THE ECONOMIC AND HUMANITARIAN CRISIS RESULTING FROM THE IMPACTS OF FEDERAL IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS AND REQUESTING ASSISTANCE FROM THE STATE OF OREGON WHEREAS, the City of Woodburn is experiencing a significant and escalating economic and humanitarian crisis resulting from recent federal immigration enforcement actions in and around the community; and WHEREAS, actions by federal immigration institutionalize racial profiling and encourage discrimination; and enforcement authorities WHEREAS, immigrants, foreign-born and refugee populations make up a vital portion of Woodburn's community, with 31% of the population being foreign born and 63% of the population being Latino; and WHEREAS, these actions have caused widespread fear among residents, leading to a measurable decline in workforce participation, particularly among immigrant and mixed-status families; and WHEREAS, increased immigration enforcement has caused residents to fear leaving their homes to go to work, school, access City services, take public transportation, attend medical appointments; and WHEREAS, the resulting loss of wages and income has impaired families ability to afford food, housing, and essential services, and has disrupted local businesses due to reduced customer activity and staffing shortages; and WHEREAS, these impacts have placed increased strain on local nonprofits, food banks, and emergency service providers, and threaten the health, safety, and economic stability of Woodburn residents; and WHEREAS, Oregon is a Sanctuay State and under the Sanctuary Promise Act and Oregon Revised Statutes 180.805 through 180.820, and 181A.820 through 181A.829, public bodies are prohibited from disclosing immigration status without judicial warrant and are prohibited from using public resources to enforce federal immigration law except under narrow circumstances; and WHEREAS, the City will continue to urgently implement legally-defensible programs, policies, and resources that protect and support employees and the community in response to federal immigration enforcement: and WHEREAS, the City has implemented a pause of at least 60 days in the use of the Flock Safety license plate reader camera system to conduct comprehensive investigation to ensure that the system is operating in full alignment with Oregon Law and the City's intent; and WHEREAS, the City is distributing financial assistance to local organizations, including Love Santa, the AWARE Food Bank, Love INC's Utility Assistance Program, the Immanuel Lutheran Church meal program; and WHEREAS, the City seeks to partner with the State of Oregon to provide emergency relief to families and businesses impacted by these disruption; and WHEREAS, Oregon law (ORS 401.309) authorizes local governments to declare emergencies and request state assistance when conditions exceed local capacity to respond; NOW, THEREFORE, THE CITY OF WOODBURN RESOLVES AS FOLLOWS: Section 1. The City Council hereby declares a local state of emergency due to the economic and humanitarian impacts of federal immigration enforcement action within the boundaries of the city limits of Woodburn. Section 2. The City Administrator is hereby directed to take all necessary and proper actions to help mitigate the effects of the emergency and is authorized to direct up to $30,000 towards minimizing the impacts of the emergency. Section 3. The City Council requests emergency assistance from the State of Oregon, including but not limited to: * Financial relief for affected families and small businesses: Expanded access to food, housing, and mental health services; • support for local nonprofits and service providers responding to increased demand; [cont from 2nd screenshot] • Coordination with state agencies to ensure compliance with Oregon's sanctuary laws and protection of vulnerable populations. Section 4. The City of Woodburn calls on all elected officials, including members of Congress from Oregon, to publicly denounce all unconstitutional actions, demand immediate oversight and transparency from immigration enforcement agencies, and work to ensure the rights of all individuals-regardless of immigration status-are fully protected under the Constitution. Section 5. The City of Woodburn affirms its commitment to public safety, community resilience, and the protection of all residents, and will continue to work with state and community partners to mitigate the impacts of this crisis. Approved as to Form: City Atroley 11/21/2025 Date Passed by the Council Submitted to the Mayor Approved by the Mayor Filed in the Office of the Recorder ATTEST thes Persm Heather Pierson, City Recorder City of Woodburn, Oregon APPROVED: Frank Lonergar, Mayor and Jory November al 2025 Nonember 21, 2025 November 21, 2025 November 21, 2025 Page 3 - Council Bill No. 3289 Resolution No. 2256
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A plausible theory is that the way US security forces have historically treated minorities accustomed media and society to a nonzero level of micro-fascism in a way that makes it difficult to react to escalation.

They have always been in the process of "first coming for the..."

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The **chief justice of the Rhode Island Supreme Court** called to expand virtual hearings —citing this incident where ICE threatened to smash the window of a judge’s car — because people who work at the courthouses are no longer safe
The intern was reportedly shaken, so McBurney offered to drive him home. ICE agents then surrounded the judge's car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply. Dana Smith, Head of Security Operations for R.I. Superior Court, confronted the agents and told both the judge and the intern to stay inside the car. After an argument, ICE confirmed they had misidentified the teen and left. The intern was released once his ID was checked. "This egregious incident underscores both the community's and the Judiciary's concerns about how ICE is conducting its operations in Rhode Island," R.I. Supreme Court Chief Justice Paul A. Suttell said. Citing that climate, Suttell said the Judiciary understands recent calls to expand the use of virtual court hearings in Providence.
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
joparkerbear.bsky.social
Has this been a big story and I just missed it somehow?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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My SNAP benefits are 8 days late, right before my birthday and thanksgiving. 👍
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Maybe it’s just me.

But it feels like Tom Nichols, who lives in RI, ought to be updating his ‘am I living in a fucking fascist country?’ chart.
joparkerbear.bsky.social Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 6h
The **chief justice of the Rhode Island Supreme Court** called to expand virtual hearings —citing this incident where ICE threatened to smash the window of a judge’s car — because people who work at the courthouses are no longer safe
The intern was reportedly shaken, so McBurney offered to drive him home. ICE agents then surrounded the judge's car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply. Dana Smith, Head of Security Operations for R.I. Superior Court, confronted the agents and told both the judge and the intern to stay inside the car. After an argument, ICE confirmed they had misidentified the teen and left. The intern was released once his ID was checked. "This egregious incident underscores both the community's and the Judiciary's concerns about how ICE is conducting its operations in Rhode Island," R.I. Supreme Court Chief Justice Paul A. Suttell said. Citing that climate, Suttell said the Judiciary understands recent calls to expand the use of virtual court hearings in Providence.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This is fucking insane. The headline waaaay downplays the incident.

www.wfla.com/news/judge-i...
Judge intervenes after ICE wrongfully detains high school Superior Court intern
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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In Rhode Island, ICE arrested an intern who worked for a court, and then a judge intervened to say they had the wrong person.

All leading to a scene where ICE agents surrounded the judge's car and "threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply." www.wfla.com/news/judge-i...
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
A Cocaine Bear movie poster featuring Fozzie Bear.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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An Empire Records movie poster featuring Animal, Zoot, Clifford, Janice, Dr. Teeth and Floyd Pepper.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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A Marley & Me movie poster featuring featuring Rowlf.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A Good Will Hunting movie poster featuring Waldorf and Statler.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A The Outsiders movie poster featuring Sweetums.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A The Wizard of Oz movie poster featuring Super Grover.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A Crazy Stupid Love movie poster featuring Cookie Monster.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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A The Royal Tenenbaums movie poster featuring Cowboy Kermit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A Lord of the Rings movie poster featuring Big Bird.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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A Wall-E movie poster featuring Oscar the Grouch.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A St. Elmo’s Fire movie poster featuring a bunch of Elmos.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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forbes.com
The website now says, “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.”
RFK Jr. Told CDC To Change Language About Vaccines And Autism On CDC Site
The website now says, “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.”
www.forbes.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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It's that time of year
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
joparkerbear.bsky.social
What bastard thought up the word for internet cookies. Thought they were so smooth.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Not for Brazilians this morning, we're in a great mood! Exploding memes everywhere
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Caturday is everyday with this dude
My orange cat coming towards the camera
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM