Ashley
@ashleysays.bsky.social
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
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Aww it’s a wooly warm. Cold winter ahead!
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Aww it’s a wooly warm. Cold winter ahead!
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
Person: want some weed?
Me: nah man [slips on my shell earmuffs]
Me: nah man [slips on my shell earmuffs]
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Person: want some weed?
Me: nah man [slips on my shell earmuffs]
Me: nah man [slips on my shell earmuffs]
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I’m not crying you’re crying
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’m not crying you’re crying
LOL I thought this was the whole motel at first
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
LOL I thought this was the whole motel at first
I know cats and cats have assholes. Where’s Garfield’s
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I know cats and cats have assholes. Where’s Garfield’s
GREAT JORB DISNEY
Oscar Isaac says he's 'not so open to working with Disney' right now
"If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great"
(via GQ)
"If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great"
(via GQ)
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
GREAT JORB DISNEY
Could have saved a lot of time and money by casting a real Creature but no
Jacob Elordi spent up to 10 hours a day in the makeup chair for his transformation in 'Frankenstein'
• 42 prosthetic pieces across his entire body
• 14 pieces just for the head and neck
• He’d sometimes arrive at midnight and stay up all night
“Never once did he complain"
— Guillermo del Toro
• 42 prosthetic pieces across his entire body
• 14 pieces just for the head and neck
• He’d sometimes arrive at midnight and stay up all night
“Never once did he complain"
— Guillermo del Toro
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Could have saved a lot of time and money by casting a real Creature but no
Guillermo del Toro said he’d die so
Vince Gilligan says he will never use ChatGPT and wasn't thinking about AI when he wrote 'Pluribus'
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Guillermo del Toro said he’d die so
I can’t bring myself to watch it but based on that blurb, I bet it’s gold
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I can’t bring myself to watch it but based on that blurb, I bet it’s gold
Where’s George Clooney? He should be fixing this
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Oh this man wants how much everyone hates him to be public and documented. Respect
hell yeah let’s party www.espn.com/college-foot...
Kelly files suit, says LSU seeking 'for cause' firing
In a legal filing Monday, Brian Kelly's attorneys say LSU has taken the position that it has not "formally terminated" Kelly as the Tigers' football coach and is now seeking to fire him "for cause" an...
www.espn.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh this man wants how much everyone hates him to be public and documented. Respect
Ah hello again Bluesky during the middle of my night
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Ah hello again Bluesky during the middle of my night
Watched the first episode of Plur1bus and this shit is my nightmare
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watched the first episode of Plur1bus and this shit is my nightmare
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Victor Wembanyama is insane.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Victor Wembanyama is insane.
I can think of a few things you could do if you need ideas
Warren Buffett, the billionaire investor who turned an aging textile mill into a more than $1 trillion conglomerate, said he’s “going quiet,” marking the end of an era for one of the business world’s most-watched investing gurus. bloom.bg/3LUM3Uz
📷: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images
📷: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I can think of a few things you could do if you need ideas
“You’re gunna wear that?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“You’re gunna wear that?”
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This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
lol “find the backside hole” OKAY TROY DAMN
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
lol “find the backside hole” OKAY TROY DAMN
lol refs are missing those tush push calls on purpose to get it banned
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lol refs are missing those tush push calls on purpose to get it banned
I like that Amazon ad where the three older ladies go down the hill on the sled but how are they getting back up the hill?
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I like that Amazon ad where the three older ladies go down the hill on the sled but how are they getting back up the hill?
Is it from the SNAP benefits that you stole?
TRUMP: The ones who stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus
INGRAHAM: Where's that money coming from?
TRUMP: I don't know. I'll get it from someplace.
INGRAHAM: Where's that money coming from?
TRUMP: I don't know. I'll get it from someplace.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is it from the SNAP benefits that you stole?
