Ashley
@ashleysays.bsky.social
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
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Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
I’ve only seen this OT, but what a game between Nugs and 76ers
Nuggggggggggs
Nuggggggggggs
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I’ve only seen this OT, but what a game between Nugs and 76ers
Nuggggggggggs
Nuggggggggggs
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Was at the dentist making an appointment and said “no I can’t do that date, I have an appointment with the real doctor” and it just slipped out but I think that was probably fighting words to the entire dental community
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Was at the dentist making an appointment and said “no I can’t do that date, I have an appointment with the real doctor” and it just slipped out but I think that was probably fighting words to the entire dental community
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January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Love these older dudes doing the speed skating lol
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Love these older dudes doing the speed skating lol
Do you god is flattered or annoyed when people say his name during sex?
What’s Jessica up to? Ohhh just some good dick. Okay back to work on these wars
What’s Jessica up to? Ohhh just some good dick. Okay back to work on these wars
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Do you god is flattered or annoyed when people say his name during sex?
What’s Jessica up to? Ohhh just some good dick. Okay back to work on these wars
What’s Jessica up to? Ohhh just some good dick. Okay back to work on these wars
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Kansas City Royals drafted John Elway and Dan Marino in the same season.
I'm obsessed with this trivia question I just heard:
What's the only team to draft two Hall of Fame QBs in the same draft?
What's the only team to draft two Hall of Fame QBs in the same draft?
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Kansas City Royals drafted John Elway and Dan Marino in the same season.
I shall watch this game of balls in baskets
Top two teams in the East.
#4 offense faces #2 defense.
Jalen Brunson and Cade Cunningham headline 1 vs. 2 in the East as the 23-12 Knicks visit the 26-9 Pistons at 7:00pm/et on Peacock!
This is the first time since 1990 that NYK-DET are meeting as the top two seeds this late into a season 🍿
#4 offense faces #2 defense.
Jalen Brunson and Cade Cunningham headline 1 vs. 2 in the East as the 23-12 Knicks visit the 26-9 Pistons at 7:00pm/et on Peacock!
This is the first time since 1990 that NYK-DET are meeting as the top two seeds this late into a season 🍿
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I shall watch this game of balls in baskets
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Becoming a wife dot com guy
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Becoming a wife dot com guy
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why’d they call it fighting over the thermostat and not heated rivalry
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
why’d they call it fighting over the thermostat and not heated rivalry
LOL @technursejon.bsky.social what is happening
McDaniel: Dolphins will have competition for starting QB job next season.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
LOL @technursejon.bsky.social what is happening
Once again, I want to get into coaching so bad. Only place you can get fired and people are like OH YEAH?? Come on in
Ex-Falcons coach Raheem Morris is expected to interview with teams about their head coaching vacancies, per source.
I’m told that Morris is in the mix for defensive coordinator opportunities as well.
I’m told that Morris is in the mix for defensive coordinator opportunities as well.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Once again, I want to get into coaching so bad. Only place you can get fired and people are like OH YEAH?? Come on in
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Did the Sheriff of Nottingham make this?
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Did the Sheriff of Nottingham make this?
I put Quad as my alarm tone for a nap and wow, absolutely the wrong move at full volume
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I put Quad as my alarm tone for a nap and wow, absolutely the wrong move at full volume
Now he can focus on his schoolin’
The Cardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Now he can focus on his schoolin’
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Next you’re gonna tell me my dinosaur nuggets contain 0% dinosaur
more like McFib amirite www.independent.co.uk/life-style/m...
McDonald’s faces class action lawsuit claiming McRib contains no actual rib meat
The lawsuit argues the McRib’s name and rib-shaped patty mislead consumers and seeks nationwide and state-specific class action status for purchases over the past four years
www.independent.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Next you’re gonna tell me my dinosaur nuggets contain 0% dinosaur
Me
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Me
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
Do it. Do it. Do ittttttt
One day, you will regret not organizing your important life documents. Do it now and you'll be thankful later. Follow this simple guide for your long-term peace of mind. nyti.ms/4sreOZY
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Do it. Do it. Do ittttttt
The wife in this book sounds insanely not ok lol
In The Rest of Our Lives, the narrator drops his daughter off to college — then keeps on driving, leaving his marriage behind. Ben Markovits' novel was shortlisted for the Booker Prize. n.pr/497jxbD
Feeling cooped up? Get out of town with this delightful literary road trip
In The Rest of Our Lives, the narrator drops his daughter off to college — then keeps on driving, leaving his marriage behind. Ben Markovits' novel was shortlisted for the Booker Prize.
n.pr
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The wife in this book sounds insanely not ok lol
😏
‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
😏
Me: did you eat all your brother’s food?
My cat:
My cat:
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Me: did you eat all your brother’s food?
My cat:
My cat:
The judge is fucking 92 lol
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The judge is fucking 92 lol
[breathes heavy] I want dat couch
He spotted ET
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
[breathes heavy] I want dat couch
K lol
Bengals owner Mike Brown issued a statement expressing confidence in his leadership team of Zac Taylor and Duke Tobin, who will both return.
Brown: They are the "right leaders to guide us forward. ... We trust their plans and expect to return to our desired level of success."
Brown: They are the "right leaders to guide us forward. ... We trust their plans and expect to return to our desired level of success."
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
K lol