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ashleysays.bsky.social
Ashley
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts

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That’s a new one
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Dom yourself into being more confident
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The other ones 🫎
Sheets with light green background. Shapes of moose in green and black plaid or solid green. Trees and snowflakes in green and white
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Getting my Christmas sheets out and ready for the guest rooms after thanksgiving 🥹 they’re so cute
Sheet pattern is beige and many different breeds of cartoon cats, mugs with candy canes, sleds, holly, trees and mittens
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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And now watching the game through The Ring girl style hair because we’re trying the new product again 😅
Selfie of me in a green robe. Curly wet hair is in front of my face to help with volume when it dries. I have glasses on too. Oh and some cleavage because it helps morale
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Y’all I really enjoyed this lol
Me commenting lol then removing my post the account quoted because they didn’t get I was making a joke about 69 not winning against Syracuse
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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A cute puppy for the troll
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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We did it
Score of the Notre Dame game is 69
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Do we get 100 today?
Score of the Syracuse and Notre Dame game. It’s 0-49 with 2 mins to go in the first half, Notre Dame leads
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
a poster of something called Come Closer if you dare! animal predators: up close. the main picture is a very close zoom in on a spider with at least 4 eyes
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Caturday is everyday with this dude
My orange cat coming towards the camera
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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“Yr mouth open awaiting my harvest”
Close up of a yellow mascot that looks insane with its mouth open
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Who up taking boob pics waiting for F1 qualifying
My boobs in a grey very low cut tank dress in bed
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Omg! I’m sad this is probably just a cameo
Actor Jeff Hiller as one of the characters on Pluribus. He’s in a bicycle outfit talking to the main character whose arm is on screen. There is another person behind him with a broom
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When you’re drunk and text your ex
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I found heaven
Screengrab from the show Upload of a building in neon lights that says Sex & Cheese Shop
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Proper autumn rainy day 🍁 🌧️
Wet brown oak leaves stuck to my windshield. In the background is out of focus trees and a stop sign
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Waiting for my hair to dry to see if this product is any good. The life of a curly haired person 😒
Selfie of me from above. My hair spread out a bit on my pillow. I have glasses and a black robe on
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Semi serious question. Did anyone get motion sickness from waterbeds. I bet there had to be
Columbo sitting with his eye closed, his hand scratching this forehead with the caption my wife and I, we checked into this motel with a waterbed Columbo sitting looking off camera at someone with his hand scratching this forehead with the caption I thought I was gonna die.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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24/7, same
Columbo with his eyes closed, hands at his temples with forehead wrinkled up. It’s giving “wtf” vibes Same posture but now his eyes are open and he looks despondent
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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No I do not need help moving heavy furniture around, thank you 💪😌
Selfie of me in a pink leopard print sports bra with a proud face and sticking my tongue out with my eyes closed. Not shown is the amount of sweat pooling under my boobs
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is an honest to god (literally?) real life person’s Facebook profile picture.

I put the emoji over her face
Facebook suggested that I know this person. I put the purple devil emoji over her face to protect the innocent. She’s being prom style held by an ai generated Jesus in a woodland background with white flowers. She’s wearing a pink dress and she has a thin ring on her 4th finger. Ya know because she’s married to Jesus?
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Instagram really gets me y’know
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Who wants to be my mayor?
Picture of Fire & Smoke society bottle of seasoning called mayor of run town with a cartoon pig in a top hat, a blue tshirt, bow tie, apron and he’s holding a grilling fork
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I’m returning this painting back to my mother’s cousin who gave it to my grandmother and I just accidentally kicked it while it’s sitting by the door and went oh Jesus sorry
Painting of a very white, western descent Jesus looking at children “from all nations”
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM