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Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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little known fact but doctors *can* prescribe ice cream and the pharmacy *has* to give it to you *by law*
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Alls I need is someone to pet me and give me a snack to keep me occupied while you clean out my closet and then a TREAT for having such a clean closet!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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french fries and gravy
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Holding in all my good posts then letting em rip as soon as someone puts their eye up to the nozzle to see why nothing's coming out
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It’s okay; I’m with you. I have hidden myself in the tracery of your magnificent tattoos.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Never forget:

Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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i'll bet fermenting for several weeks in a bath of chili flakes salt sugar fish sauce and your own juices feels so good for the cabbage
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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In the latest episode of The Grim Afternoons of Autumn, MJM opens a cabinet & stares. Light shifts on the credenza. The wind presses against the window then stops then starts. Approx 109 minutes. Stereo.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Your parents: can they dunk?
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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First date idea: your blender, my tender heart.
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Be the King’s sweet Hawaiian roll between my lips
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Hey, girl, what that choice paralysis do [it has me leaving empty-handed, that’s what]
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"This was only $6 at Five Below" is why I have trust issues.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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gonna find all the Ann Geddes babies and recreate their photographs as adults
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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One time I swabbed my ears and some of my brain came out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM