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@pamtoo.bsky.social
· Dec 12
Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me
I asked my mother what will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me
I asked my mother what will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me
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*shuffles around on carpet in fuzzy socks for several minutes*
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
*shuffles around on carpet in fuzzy socks for several minutes*
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
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I remain dubious of any package of ancient grains with an expiration date
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I remain dubious of any package of ancient grains with an expiration date
BEANIN' IT UP ON STREET DRUGZ
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
BEANIN' IT UP ON STREET DRUGZ
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Why don't we all live in little bouncy castles?
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Why don't we all live in little bouncy castles?
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"Seemingly unconstitutional" The Constitution is 4,500 words, check it, I'll wait
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Seemingly unconstitutional" The Constitution is 4,500 words, check it, I'll wait
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Hot glueing the stale donuts I've been collecting from the break room together to make a sweet suit
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hot glueing the stale donuts I've been collecting from the break room together to make a sweet suit
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i may be cringey and annoying but you’re mean and that’s worse
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i may be cringey and annoying but you’re mean and that’s worse
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Chewing the glass from the bulb of my SAD lamp.
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Chewing the glass from the bulb of my SAD lamp.
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asking people on the street if i can speak with their dog
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
asking people on the street if i can speak with their dog
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All these beans I’ve been eating are giving me moxie
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
All these beans I’ve been eating are giving me moxie
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elaborate rube goldberg machine places my phone in my hand so i can post: everyone’s getting horked up on protein these days
January 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
elaborate rube goldberg machine places my phone in my hand so i can post: everyone’s getting horked up on protein these days
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The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
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"You've been assigned me," said the man on the doorstep. His eyes were so wide as to be lidless. "What shall we play?"
A smell came off him, reminding you of the centipede you picked up when you were 9.
"What shall we play?"
#HorrorWritersChat
A smell came off him, reminding you of the centipede you picked up when you were 9.
"What shall we play?"
#HorrorWritersChat
So we have four days today...or was it five? SUCH a busy day...
International Squirrel Appreciation Day
National Hugging Day
International Playdate Day
International Sweatpants Day
National Granola Bar Day
So which one will you choose to make horror? I know you can....
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International Squirrel Appreciation Day
National Hugging Day
International Playdate Day
International Sweatpants Day
National Granola Bar Day
So which one will you choose to make horror? I know you can....
#Horrrorwriterschat
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"You've been assigned me," said the man on the doorstep. His eyes were so wide as to be lidless. "What shall we play?"
A smell came off him, reminding you of the centipede you picked up when you were 9.
"What shall we play?"
#HorrorWritersChat
A smell came off him, reminding you of the centipede you picked up when you were 9.
"What shall we play?"
#HorrorWritersChat
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Burlesque performer named Sideshow Boob.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Burlesque performer named Sideshow Boob.
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I just used a waffle iron to make a panini, so yes, I am all about innovation.
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I just used a waffle iron to make a panini, so yes, I am all about innovation.
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Some bozo accused me of buying fake bot followers. My followers are not bots. They are 57,000 ants that I trained to share and like my posts.
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Some bozo accused me of buying fake bot followers. My followers are not bots. They are 57,000 ants that I trained to share and like my posts.
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Good morning. I will be naming my first born child Empanada.
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Good morning. I will be naming my first born child Empanada.
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sometimes i lay an egg at night
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
sometimes i lay an egg at night
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Thumb's up?! Is the emperor blind??? My GRANDMA fights lions better than that.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Thumb's up?! Is the emperor blind??? My GRANDMA fights lions better than that.
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doggie diner sign, mcarthur boulevard & san pablo, oakland, california, 1977
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
doggie diner sign, mcarthur boulevard & san pablo, oakland, california, 1977
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laying on my deathbed surrounded by my children grandchildren and great grandchildren. i can feel the light leaving my being, everything dimming as my corporeal form and immortal soul disentangle. i urge my oldest closer and whisper softly in his ear "I wish I had argued with strangers online more"
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
laying on my deathbed surrounded by my children grandchildren and great grandchildren. i can feel the light leaving my being, everything dimming as my corporeal form and immortal soul disentangle. i urge my oldest closer and whisper softly in his ear "I wish I had argued with strangers online more"
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This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
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casting demons out of this pot pie rn
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
casting demons out of this pot pie rn