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Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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I am a train wreck, but the train was full of glitter.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If Jesus really wanted to make a good impression he'd come back right now and make me a cup of coffee.
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Today. Not a great date for me.Here I am awake over an hour already, lolz. Hilarious. Anyway, I decided this year to do something. Document today with a live playlist. You aren't paying attention, are you? I'm just here to 🥹 your dog, share playlists +secret 3d thing.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Jan. 3, 2026 - YouTube
How I'm getting through today. Maybe some Johnny Carson. Wow. Hooo.
youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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To give thanks for the simple things that were wanted and so freely given*

*mix tape
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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Local singles in your area: unemployed, ugly, bored, and somehow still picky.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Today I passed a mirror and saw that I was scowling like a weathered, old sea captain staring at an oncoming storm. A storm carrying more than bad weather. A storm carrying a curse; carrying a whispered vow of vengeance. Sometimes it pursued, and sometimes it was the pursued. Anyway, I’m really high
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Why are you so cross with my hot buns
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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You get up every day and do good things in spite of all the bullshit. I don’t know how you guys do i–wait it’s the drugs isn’t it
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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you might suspect from my posts that English is my second language, but nah, I was just born in the panhandle of Florida
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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kids come running
for the robust taste of
generational trauma
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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one of these days i'm going to teach you all a lesson through the powers of dance and campfire
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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#3203 Curse these llama hands
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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three moons tonight two of them screaming is that normal
January 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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women only want one thing and it’s to pull out your intestines from a hole as if they were a never ending scarf
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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It’s coming.
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Rich people will shit anywhere.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
(running in, still dripping wet from therapy pool)

NEWS FROM THE FRONT! POOPY STAINED GYM-OWNED TOWEL SEEN WALKING AWAY FROM HOT TUB 😡
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open
Alt: SpongeBob SquarePants screaming and running away, much like I did upon seeing the poopy stained towel.
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January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Stolen velour, is that a thing?
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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laptops imply buttbottoms
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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this will be my year bc although i am mouse, i am also horse

*mouse horse noises*
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM