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cripes. @crip.es · Apr 4
suit up billdozer
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Asking the tattoo artist doing my fake freckles to do a couple malignant melanomas to “get one over” on my dermatologist.
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
All In Love Is Fair by Stevie Wonder on Apple Music
Song · 1973 · Duration 3:41
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
oldboy is a movie about a guy who is a chap
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
reading the news
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
housing thirty six miniature taco salads from taco bell’s
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
cripes.
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
gonna buy montel’s dream widow feminized seeds
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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April 4, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Epitaph (Including
Song · 1969 · Duration 8:46
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
🅱️eptilia
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
leaning out of the biplane with my revolver trying to shoot the guy on my tail
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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this image fills me with immense Peace
February 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
ugh spanish cover of achey breaky heart at the house party next door
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
baby don't hurt me
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
you’ve seen once bitten right i love that cleavon little
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
aw heck i’m trapped in the got dang alpeen again honey get fred
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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"Cobblestone is fancy, right?"

Bless their hearts.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the name sally is short for salad
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
millionaire mike mcdonald
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Waving My Dick In the Wind by Ween on Apple Music
Song · 1997 · Duration 2:11
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM