PAM!
I bet taking a break from all your worries sure would help... somewhat.
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Nooooo!!!
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Best case scenario 👉 Someone needs one and will come get it if you give it away

Worst case scenario 👉
You cut it into pieces and throw it in the regular trash little by little

Most places have large item trash day, once or twice a year too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Do they know that's just a sock with a slit cut into it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Okay.

Option one: piss off the haters by NOT dying.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If I had to guess it's because making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Reposted by PAM!
If your beer isn't stroganoff, have a few more.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
OKAY, DAD
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
(flings you chocolate covered donut life preserver)
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
YOU WIN?
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thennnn I slap 'em on the ass!
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the peanut butter you put on your roommates shoes.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I married one.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM