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Old Sam
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welcome to my microbog
To whom it may concern,

i think i’ll take a little break from this [gesturing vaguely in the direction of the internet] to focus on my Documents.

Yours Aye,

O.S.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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We need a new way, we need new methods.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
for many of you, i’d fight someone slightly larger than myself on your behalf. for others, i’d pull my hat down over my eyes and retreat to the back of the saloon
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
attention citizen: your typographical error has been observed, catalogued, and indexed against future infractions
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
worshipping the Cruel Father doesn’t automatically make me a Foeman, ok? it’s my obsession with violence and domination that does that. leave Bad Dad out of it
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
while Galileo was guided by his sensitivity to “il lume naturale”, the light of nature that guides us, piecewise, towards truth, a typo i just made—“il lump naturale”—pretty well sums up my own approach
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Modern people love reading articles but they don’t realize the harm that reading does to the human eyes and certain brain areas.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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You could be a really reliable guide through these marshes if you put any effort into it babe and also if you learned to glow babe
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
explaining to my son that whether a belt is tactical or not depends entirely on the operational environment
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ok logging off for several hours by using Self Control*

*the website blocker app. not the volitional act
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
sorry boss but if you want this report on time you're going to have to compete with the feeling that comes with tens of strangers signalling their approval of my inmost nonsense
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the lidless eye that never sleeps is fine. i totally get it i hate bedtime too
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
me waking up too early---🤝---you going to bed too late
----------posting as if from a dream long ago-----------
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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I started reading Short Stories by Steven Pepper Celadon. It's a book and author I made up to cope with the blue-eyed nightmare known as the waking hours.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this is simpson, to me
My own precious heart swells now,
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
[finally catching up to 2006] more like the Audacity of Cope
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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I need to become one of the secondary deities with a devout cult following in the pantheon of a nature religion
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM