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furby hancock
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· Jan 29
Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
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Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
wikipedia list of unknown unknowns
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
wikipedia list of unknown unknowns
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We live in a time, but also in a place… or perhaps both. And lots of things are like this
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
We live in a time, but also in a place… or perhaps both. And lots of things are like this
doing the windows startup sound at karaoke
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
doing the windows startup sound at karaoke
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
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at the peak of the berlin bass drop, over twelve thousand tons of funky beats were flown in every day from allied countries
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
at the peak of the berlin bass drop, over twelve thousand tons of funky beats were flown in every day from allied countries
because of rationing during world war ii most raves had to slow down to 70 or 80 bpm
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
because of rationing during world war ii most raves had to slow down to 70 or 80 bpm
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Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
why dont they just make the whole book out of the cover
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
why dont they just make the whole book out of the cover
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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The wings of some butterflies serve as a defence mechanism by mimicking threats, like the eyes of a predator, or the look on a predator's face when it's about to tell a long, boring story about predation that isn't even that interesting to other predators.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The wings of some butterflies serve as a defence mechanism by mimicking threats, like the eyes of a predator, or the look on a predator's face when it's about to tell a long, boring story about predation that isn't even that interesting to other predators.
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security experts recommend changing your allegiances every 2-4 weeks
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
security experts recommend changing your allegiances every 2-4 weeks
data breach exposes exact positions and momenta of billions of subatomatic particles
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
data breach exposes exact positions and momenta of billions of subatomatic particles
son: i don't want to
mother: go on, you're wonderful at it
son: (pathetic warning display)
grandfather: (skittering angrily) you haven't raised him
mother: go on, you're wonderful at it
son: (pathetic warning display)
grandfather: (skittering angrily) you haven't raised him
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
son: i don't want to
mother: go on, you're wonderful at it
son: (pathetic warning display)
grandfather: (skittering angrily) you haven't raised him
mother: go on, you're wonderful at it
son: (pathetic warning display)
grandfather: (skittering angrily) you haven't raised him
(loading screen tip) watch 2-3 episodes of curb your enthusiasm to restore your health bar
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
(loading screen tip) watch 2-3 episodes of curb your enthusiasm to restore your health bar
(motionless) sometimes i feel like im just going through the motions
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(motionless) sometimes i feel like im just going through the motions
shit, falconer's coming. pretend you can't hear him
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
shit, falconer's coming. pretend you can't hear him
when i'm washing my hands i can never remember if you're supposed to get them clean or just wet
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
when i'm washing my hands i can never remember if you're supposed to get them clean or just wet
under woke 2 everyone will learn the IPA so i never have to decipher a dictionary's bespoke phonetic spelling monstrosity again
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
under woke 2 everyone will learn the IPA so i never have to decipher a dictionary's bespoke phonetic spelling monstrosity again
sorry officer the extra hour of sleep is making me hyper
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
sorry officer the extra hour of sleep is making me hyper
first wish: the reward button works every time. second wish: no more shocks. don't need the third wish
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
first wish: the reward button works every time. second wish: no more shocks. don't need the third wish