austin (e/accordion 🪗)
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if you didn’t need that lesson, you wouldn’t have had it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗)
@thebadcode.com
· Aug 10
Is it piano or man or a monument
To our hubris our malice our sin
And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar
My god what the hell next will walk in
To our hubris our malice our sin
And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar
My god what the hell next will walk in
james cameron got shooters
you simple bitch
Is there any franchise that's made more money and had less impact on wider culture than Avatar?
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
james cameron got shooters
i understand why this shit is legal but it shouldnt be
“hey man i saw you’re trying to sell your car for $10k. thats cool and all but ive got a better idea: how about i give you $2k, and then you get a loan from the bank for $8k? then you can just give me the car”
“hey man i saw you’re trying to sell your car for $10k. thats cool and all but ive got a better idea: how about i give you $2k, and then you get a loan from the bank for $8k? then you can just give me the car”
they way they do leveraged buyouts where they put the acquired entity on the hook for the debt honestly strikes me as slow-motion bank robbery.
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i understand why this shit is legal but it shouldnt be
“hey man i saw you’re trying to sell your car for $10k. thats cool and all but ive got a better idea: how about i give you $2k, and then you get a loan from the bank for $8k? then you can just give me the car”
“hey man i saw you’re trying to sell your car for $10k. thats cool and all but ive got a better idea: how about i give you $2k, and then you get a loan from the bank for $8k? then you can just give me the car”
going to the one place where i always feel attuned to the true meaning of christmas: the one safeway that’s still open in a 50mi radius
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
going to the one place where i always feel attuned to the true meaning of christmas: the one safeway that’s still open in a 50mi radius
i'm not picking on this particular poster, but imho a big part of how we got here is too much concern about students completely freaking out about things. students are scum and must be punished for their hubris
That's fine if you don't teach classes where students write papers, and if you have no assignments besides the exams. (In my experience students would completely freak out if their entire grade were based on in-class exams.)
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i'm not picking on this particular poster, but imho a big part of how we got here is too much concern about students completely freaking out about things. students are scum and must be punished for their hubris
when my dentist asks if ive been flossing
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
when my dentist asks if ive been flossing
the new knives out breaks the mst3k rule in the first ten minutes: “never remind the audience of a better movie in the middle of your movie” by making a reference to the big lebowski. doing so in a movie starring jeff daniel is completely incomprehensible
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the new knives out breaks the mst3k rule in the first ten minutes: “never remind the audience of a better movie in the middle of your movie” by making a reference to the big lebowski. doing so in a movie starring jeff daniel is completely incomprehensible
you can’t make an omelette without breaking your hollandaise sauce
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
you can’t make an omelette without breaking your hollandaise sauce
Average bluesky user
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Average bluesky user
mister president our analysis suggests that the target sleigh has penetrated our air defenses and we’ve had no contact with fort greely since we simultaneously lost the target’s radar track over the DEW. we have to assume those assets are lost
sir, i advise you to think of your children
sir, i advise you to think of your children
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
mister president our analysis suggests that the target sleigh has penetrated our air defenses and we’ve had no contact with fort greely since we simultaneously lost the target’s radar track over the DEW. we have to assume those assets are lost
sir, i advise you to think of your children
sir, i advise you to think of your children
but with the development of CRISPR technology, we have the ability to create the world’s first fully fertile grinch. sharks,
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
but with the development of CRISPR technology, we have the ability to create the world’s first fully fertile grinch. sharks,
When I was 14 I made a Timberwolf loadout in Mechwarrior with a dozen large PPCs and that was a more realistic build than whatever this is
The more I think about this battleship the more I think it’s a shiny distraction to keep attention away from the LSM and the frigate, both of which can be built in the near term. Some of these weapons don’t exist yet except on paper. No ship ever built could power all of these.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When I was 14 I made a Timberwolf loadout in Mechwarrior with a dozen large PPCs and that was a more realistic build than whatever this is
predictions for 2026 🧵
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
predictions for 2026 🧵
TIL that our cat has such a long thin neck and huge head that the vet had to call next door to find a cone that would fit
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
TIL that our cat has such a long thin neck and huge head that the vet had to call next door to find a cone that would fit
“Everyone is twelve now” theory remains undefeated
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Everyone is twelve now” theory remains undefeated
funniest outcome is that we get AGI and the first thing it says is “holy shit why did you build so many fabs here is a recipe that runs on 20w like your brain does you stupid apes”
I'm not saying we're headed for a mortgage backed securities disaster because everyone is once again assuming things can only go a little pear shaped when they can go very pear-shaped, but I am definitely worried about it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
funniest outcome is that we get AGI and the first thing it says is “holy shit why did you build so many fabs here is a recipe that runs on 20w like your brain does you stupid apes”
you want a THIRD leche? in THIS economy?!?
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
you want a THIRD leche? in THIS economy?!?
trying to explain to my cat that shes a Strong, Independent Woman who doesnt need a man in her life
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
trying to explain to my cat that shes a Strong, Independent Woman who doesnt need a man in her life
going to try and sign off the next two weeks. ive got a garage full of woodshop projects and a shelf full of books. happy holidays everyone!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
going to try and sign off the next two weeks. ive got a garage full of woodshop projects and a shelf full of books. happy holidays everyone!!
378 days
Big news out of Montana: Dr. Thomas Weiner has lost his license and will never practice medicine there again as the medical board finally responds to reports that he hurt and mistreated people. They noted Scott Warwick, who got 10 years of chemo etc, died from it, but never had cancer. Context 👇
Let me tell you a story – one of the more haunting I’ve seen in 20 years of journalism. It’s about greed, death and denial. It took two years to unravel one doctor’s myth, a hospital’s complicity in creating it, and a documented trail of suspicious deaths…🧵
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
378 days
the index of consumer sentiment is at an all time low because everyone is fucking insane at all times
the index of consumer sentiment (current expectations) is at an all time low because trump voters are catching on to the facts the rest of us have been covering for a year
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the index of consumer sentiment is at an all time low because everyone is fucking insane at all times
two out of three?
🚨 THE RESULTS ARE IN 🚨
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The Worst Person in Tech for 2025 is…
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After a week of voting on 32 of the worst people in the tech industry, we have a winner!
The Worst Person in Tech for 2025 is…
🚀 ELON MUSK 🎉
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
two out of three?
Having been on a “read all original
Tom Clancy so i can live in the fantasy world where everyone in the government is hyper-competent” kick, I can confirm RSR fucking slaps
Tom Clancy so i can live in the fantasy world where everyone in the government is hyper-competent” kick, I can confirm RSR fucking slaps
The theory in question
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Having been on a “read all original
Tom Clancy so i can live in the fantasy world where everyone in the government is hyper-competent” kick, I can confirm RSR fucking slaps
Tom Clancy so i can live in the fantasy world where everyone in the government is hyper-competent” kick, I can confirm RSR fucking slaps