I JUST rewatched this fucking movie and didn’t even notice

i left the church of stomp-clap at a young age

this right here. “something something health care subsidies” is all the median voter took away as the cause of the shutdown, as opposed to “we will stop this lawless god-king with our bodies athwart the tracks”

“it was never about flight safety, trump ordered the DOT to fuck up travel for the house and senate” turned out to be the 100% correct take

I still haven’t gotten over this one

no the big winner is maria cantwell who can get on a plane to go home for thanksgiving next week

I once tried to explain to a normie that shrimp have qualia too and she called the cops

Another soul gem guy. We GET IT!!

it’s me, i’m sorry, i unplugged the failsafe box because my phone was at like 2%

Out of respect for the dead, their outfits have been changed.

The rest has been told exactly as tackily as it occurred

Even zuck has a cute dog

all my relationships have ended when we couldnt see eye to eye on the importance of ball bearings

Sunnyvale if CA was serious about anything:

we’re doing group buys for mri machines. folks,