oliver
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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy
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oliver
@eikopf.com
· Sep 25
if i try hard enough they will surely see that i am an earnest young man with joy in my soul and autism in my brain
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you pause to take a hit of your vape. "your mom when… me when your mom—" you black out and wake up in the new mexico desert at night. you hear the howling of something terrifying in the distance
October 2, 2024 at 10:52 AM
you pause to take a hit of your vape. "your mom when… me when your mom—" you black out and wake up in the new mexico desert at night. you hear the howling of something terrifying in the distance
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me normally: fuck me, Europe. what a terminally cucked continent. we're all so fucked. no one recognises the basically lifethreatening systemic threats to our democracy that we are surrounded by. everyone's granny is a violent racist. it is all so shit
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
me normally: fuck me, Europe. what a terminally cucked continent. we're all so fucked. no one recognises the basically lifethreatening systemic threats to our democracy that we are surrounded by. everyone's granny is a violent racist. it is all so shit
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
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bluesky mods: no death threats
people: ok but what if the people we are making death threats against are bad people? huh??
bluesky mods: per our previous message,
people: ok but what if the people we are making death threats against are bad people? huh??
bluesky mods: per our previous message,
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bluesky mods: no death threats
people: ok but what if the people we are making death threats against are bad people? huh??
bluesky mods: per our previous message,
people: ok but what if the people we are making death threats against are bad people? huh??
bluesky mods: per our previous message,
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game for twitter like "redactle" [redacted wikipedia articles where you have to guess words to identify what they are] but instead its trending/viral tweets with all the nouns and adjectives deleted and you have to determine which group is being insulted or cancelled. discoursl
BlueSky is a glorp site used by glorp people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously gleep. Any of you can be glorped for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been gleeped. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over gleeper lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
game for twitter like "redactle" [redacted wikipedia articles where you have to guess words to identify what they are] but instead its trending/viral tweets with all the nouns and adjectives deleted and you have to determine which group is being insulted or cancelled. discoursl
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BlueSky is a glorp site used by glorp people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously gleep. Any of you can be glorped for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been gleeped. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over gleeper lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
BlueSky is a glorp site used by glorp people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously gleep. Any of you can be glorped for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been gleeped. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over gleeper lyrics.
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the stupid clout bubble website is broken 😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the stupid clout bubble website is broken 😭
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Good morning. Bluesky was a 30 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University about whether anybody knows what “no deniable death threats” means. We are now complete with the study. Thank you for your time
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good morning. Bluesky was a 30 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University about whether anybody knows what “no deniable death threats” means. We are now complete with the study. Thank you for your time
the oomf of my oomf is my oomf
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the oomf of my oomf is my oomf
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wtf is dolby vision. i thought u were doing audio stuff. pick a struggle
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
wtf is dolby vision. i thought u were doing audio stuff. pick a struggle
my “bluesky silenced me” thread on bluesky has many people asking a lot of questions already answered by my bluesky thread
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my “bluesky silenced me” thread on bluesky has many people asking a lot of questions already answered by my bluesky thread
you’re worried about losing your job. i’m excited for cheap gpus. we are not the same
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
you’re worried about losing your job. i’m excited for cheap gpus. we are not the same
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Mom come pick me up they’re doing “poverty is the only state of moral purity” politics again
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mom come pick me up they’re doing “poverty is the only state of moral purity” politics again
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I'm so compiler pilled
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm so compiler pilled
fourth interview. pretty alright
third interview. fucking smashed it
had a second interview. fucking smashed it
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
fourth interview. pretty alright
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"Cities are more real than countries" is one of my foundational political beliefs
Banal observation, sorry, but conversations in Prague really brought home to me that while countries come and go, cities have a historical existence and character that typically is far more resilient.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"Cities are more real than countries" is one of my foundational political beliefs
can the market crash wait for like a month or something i just want to get this job
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
can the market crash wait for like a month or something i just want to get this job
the woke mob is trying to cancel me
can you stop smashing your interviewers 😭
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the woke mob is trying to cancel me
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butlerian jihad? you can just fire them, that seems a bit excessive.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
butlerian jihad? you can just fire them, that seems a bit excessive.
third interview. fucking smashed it
had a second interview. fucking smashed it
got an email 20 minutes before an interview saying that the interviewer couldn't make it 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
third interview. fucking smashed it
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the amount of people who genuinely enjoy gpt throwing five morbillion emojis at them scares me
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the amount of people who genuinely enjoy gpt throwing five morbillion emojis at them scares me
“is horizon zero dawn pro-eugenics?” longest PSN thread of all time; locked after 40'000 replies
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“is horizon zero dawn pro-eugenics?” longest PSN thread of all time; locked after 40'000 replies
alright i can excuse genocide denialism but i draw the line at being friends with the king pedophile
In 2023, Chomsky told WSJ about his relationship with Epstein: “First response is that it is none of your business. Or anyone’s. Second is that I knew him and we met occasionally.”
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
alright i can excuse genocide denialism but i draw the line at being friends with the king pedophile
interview for a linux job where i have to grit my teeth and not say "nix fixes this" four billion times
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
interview for a linux job where i have to grit my teeth and not say "nix fixes this" four billion times
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like gravity is a theory
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
like gravity is a theory