oliver
@eikopf.com
absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy
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oliver
@eikopf.com
· Sep 25
if i try hard enough they will surely see that i am an earnest young man with joy in my soul and autism in my brain
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speculative branching is bullshit. i know what i am doing, i dont need a stupid rock to decide how my program should run for me
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
speculative branching is bullshit. i know what i am doing, i dont need a stupid rock to decide how my program should run for me
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"the rest are left as exercises" kills you
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"the rest are left as exercises" kills you
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Man fuck this shit i'm getting into organized crime
Dude they are ON CRACK over at Nokia. How the hell is this a reasonable posting for a JUNIOR devops engineer lmfao
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Man fuck this shit i'm getting into organized crime
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becoming incredibly powerful and beautiful by learning rust procedural macros
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
becoming incredibly powerful and beautiful by learning rust procedural macros
unironically my favourite birthday present might be the constructive and friendly reply i got on a github issue
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
unironically my favourite birthday present might be the constructive and friendly reply i got on a github issue
i was unc. i’m unc right now
t-5 hours to unc
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i was unc. i’m unc right now
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selling used garments imbued with the creators love, passion, and slime-like substance because they were made by slugs I keep in a sweatshop
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
selling used garments imbued with the creators love, passion, and slime-like substance because they were made by slugs I keep in a sweatshop
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
wow this video is really interesting. could you stop throating the microphone though
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
wow this video is really interesting. could you stop throating the microphone though
i am normal and can be trusted with compiler internals
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
i am normal and can be trusted with compiler internals
is the artist culture on this platform really just mandatory joyposting and ai witchhunts?
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
is the artist culture on this platform really just mandatory joyposting and ai witchhunts?
one day i’ll have a plan to get my life together. probably tomorrow or something
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
one day i’ll have a plan to get my life together. probably tomorrow or something
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i do not trust you with a computer
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i do not trust you with a computer
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every time you don't use ai i drink 1000 glasses of water to make up for it
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
every time you don't use ai i drink 1000 glasses of water to make up for it
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im really smart ive been told
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
im really smart ive been told
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"young adult" no it's called old man. i'm literally a year or two away from turning into dust
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"young adult" no it's called old man. i'm literally a year or two away from turning into dust
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<boring name>, a fast and simple programming language with clean syntax (it's just a bastard child of C and Rust)
buzz lightyear from toy story is smiling while sitting in a spaceship .
Alt: a seemingly single buzz lightyear from toy story is smiling while sitting in a box of the form of a spaceship. the camera panning out reveals that it's actually one of many on a store shelf
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
<boring name>, a fast and simple programming language with clean syntax (it's just a bastard child of C and Rust)
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the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
they should make bpd for men
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
they should make bpd for men
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Oliver "Eikopf" Dugin is a Russian far-right political philosopher. He is the leading theorist of Russian neo-Eurasianism. Born into a military intelligence family, he was an anti-communist dissident during the 1980s, and joined multiple far-right organizations. also he owes me 20 dollars.
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oliver "Eikopf" Dugin is a Russian far-right political philosopher. He is the leading theorist of Russian neo-Eurasianism. Born into a military intelligence family, he was an anti-communist dissident during the 1980s, and joined multiple far-right organizations. also he owes me 20 dollars.
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sane people: celebrating christmas by spending time with their loved ones
me: CalDAV!!! iCalendar!!! figuring out how iCloud's CalDAV works for my task app!!!
me: CalDAV!!! iCalendar!!! figuring out how iCloud's CalDAV works for my task app!!!
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
sane people: celebrating christmas by spending time with their loved ones
me: CalDAV!!! iCalendar!!! figuring out how iCloud's CalDAV works for my task app!!!
me: CalDAV!!! iCalendar!!! figuring out how iCloud's CalDAV works for my task app!!!
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mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM