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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy

(he/him)
yeah i mean it’s definitely not crypto when it so clearly works
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
static1.squarespace.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
it reads like a cultist’s viewpoint. if it was a work of fiction it would be kinda cool but as any kind of utopian vision it is genuinely insane
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
folder full of fukuyama did you ever doubt the plan anon jpegs ready to go
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
thin ice
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
saw a video where someone said switzerland had a similar foreign policy to ireland and felt a genuine bloodrage come over me
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the gaddafi thing is funny. if we say it. if you start gaddafiposting (without mentioning he was mad that his son was arrested for assault in geneva) i’m going to pelt you with sharp rocks
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
you people have no fucking idea what you’re talking about it’s incredible
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
oh no my food too delicious. my clothes too well-kempt
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i’m officially taking away “no gods no masters” from the anarchists until they learn to behave
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
99% of posters stop posting right before they cure their poster’s madness!
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i should log off i think
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by oliver
I got suspended from bluesky, merely for referencing a song called "I plan to do specific violent acts against named individuals," which I also wrote and composed.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
wasn’t strong enough
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
WAFFLES
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM