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ALERT: You are wonderful and you deserve to be loved.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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vote!
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Only 32% of people surveyed said they supported randomly killing people for no reason, a major rebuke of the president's policy of killing people at random for no reason."

Why are we doing surveys on this. Did we poll test Jeffrey Dahmer? Get a grip.
Only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved, a rebuke of President Donald Trump's strikes in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found.

www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"If we're ordered to release people, we're going to be even more violent to the people of Chicago." The language of a domestic abuser, and it come so easily to him he doesn't even realize how they sound. He thinks he sounds tough when in reality he sounds petulant and violent, but no less dangerous.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
boerdash
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have nothing to fear from Isaac Chotiner. He can't make me feel any worse about myself than I already do. Sorry pal! Everyone already knows I'm full of shit, you have no power over me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
These fuckin people man....
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm not *just* a reply guy. I post too. It's just that my posts are generally terrible and get no traction. But that's not *my* fault
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dave Portnoy looks like Mark Zuckerberg's doppelganger after the transporter accidentally sends him to the Alcoholic Dimension.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
100%; the majority of centrist dems are embarrassed of being the party of gays, of brown people, of tree hugging hippies, etc. They'd be much happier being Republicans if they could win as such.

We deserve leaders who believe what we do. We deserve a party that doesn't just pretend to tolerate us.
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
When Dems take back the white house in 2028, their first order of business MUST be to change the dress code and allow the ICE agents disappearing you from your home to wear a trans inclusive face mask.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I disagree with many of the policies and actions of the current united states presidential administration.
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose 4'33" by John Cage.
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose “Homicidal Women With Steak Knives” by Diamanda Galás
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
These layoffs are being done entirely for Jack Welsh reasons – to bump the stock, to make those who remain scared and work harder for less pay, etc – but they are just saying "AI" so they don't have to take any blame or look like the company made bad business decisions. It's all fake and lies.
1. No they won't. People have been pouring money into trying to get AI agents (chatbots that can independently handle complex multi step processes) for years and it is apparent that this is just not possible with the core way AI works. It's not going to happen
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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can’t believe “de blasio impersonator” is in the news and it isn’t your girl
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM