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🦃CK DexterHaven🦃
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Chief Cat wrangler @ HouseOfPotats. I foster cats and tiny kittens. I also do pet hospice mentoring. companionanimalpawspice@gmail.com

Home of KittenHappyHour

♿️ Long🦠,🐈, TexPat, CO, Wx junkie, Swiftie,

https://ko-fi.com/houseofpotats
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The best part of my “I don’t get into arguments and have a relationship with my block button approach?” Smiting people is an excellent stress management tool ;)
To GO, AD, SE,EW,MP, M, MMcR, TS, SMcG, thank you for helping keep the kitten pantry stocked. We can’t do this without you.

They’re skinny right now but holding and slowly gaining weight. Your help will keep them fed until they’re ready to go home!
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good news! The Potats are starting to gain and hold weight!

Due to the kitten tummy issues, we need to add a higher calorie kitten food for a few weeks to help get their weights on track.

If you’re able to help, we’ve got RC babycat food on the list, or you can contribute to the gift card. 1/
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November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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He should call in the Old Navy Seals.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The actual amount of #IEEFA tariffs likely to be refunded, in the event of a full reversal: $115b to $145b, says a Goldman estimate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Retracting my previous WTF post. Thread re the hemp ban in the sedate bill.
This is deeply misleading. The agricultural section of the bill does NOT ban hemp-derived cannabinoid products that contain less than .3% THC total. www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Finally! Batteries died.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just a bit

(I’m thrilled they feel better. But this all happened within 30 minutes. And I still have no clean pants, damnit)
Potats must be feeling better to be engaging in such hijinks tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Annnnnd Tater just dumped himself into the trash
DAMNIT TURK! STOP CLIMBING THE BABY GATE YOU LITTLE CHAOS GOBLIN
There are five tiny hellbeasts on my bed, and I’m out of clean pants.

This not nearly as fun as it may sound

TATER YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY GARLIC PRETZELS

EVERYONE ELSE- NOT A LITTER BOX!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
DAMNIT TURK! STOP CLIMBING THE BABY GATE YOU LITTLE CHAOS GOBLIN
There are five tiny hellbeasts on my bed, and I’m out of clean pants.

This not nearly as fun as it may sound

TATER YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY GARLIC PRETZELS

EVERYONE ELSE- NOT A LITTER BOX!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
There are five tiny hellbeasts on my bed, and I’m out of clean pants.

This not nearly as fun as it may sound

TATER YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY GARLIC PRETZELS

EVERYONE ELSE- NOT A LITTER BOX!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wait what? Oh come on! You can’t just squish stuff like this into a bill and not… *sigh* never mind.

JFC
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Eggnog, stop biting your sisters’s tail, she’s trying to eat.

Cranberry, don’t growl while you’re eating, it’s rude.

Spicy, that’s my head, not a trampoline.

Eggnog, seriously.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
For the love of God. TURKEY! MOMMA IS NOT A LITTER BOX!

Your siblings know to ask and I’ll get them to the potty. Just say something. Honest to Pete
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At this point in time it’s not blue no matter what.

It’s go find your shade of blue and get them on the ballot
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Happy birthday to Hugh, Haseeb, and all the terps and techs who served with them. To Marines on bsky, and all over the world. Young, old, alive, passed on, grunts and pogs, ground and wing. I love you all dearly, you are my family. Slice some cake with a sword, and pour one out for Chesty tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And the big relief of the day- we kept down AM meds and did not gag or vomit them back up. This has been the problem slowing down their recovery.

For those wondering- med is flagyl. If you’ve had it, you know
Weaning week is my least favorite.

Weaning week while navigating sick Potats is the WORST

They are improving. Full stop. But trying to keep an eye on what’s causing the issue, while reducing secondary weight loss in this situation blows. 1/
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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One of these is not like the other.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme

And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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(Mischievously considers suggesting an alternate name for Eggnog - there is a kind of Dutch "drink", essentially very thickened egg yolks, with sugar and a lot of brandy. Called "advocaat", which is also the word for "lawyer" or "solicitor".)
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Don't finks I missed dat.

-Missed what?

Names potat Eggnog. Really Momma?

-It’s a holiday dinner theme!

EGGNOGS IZ NOT SEASONALS!

-Is so! I have a carton in fridge.

WHY YOU PUTS KITTEN IN FRIDGE??

-I didn’t-

ORDER TO THINGS!!! Includes no sticks potat in fridge!

-He’s not-

Shame Momma
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*sips tea*

Mmmhmmm
Completely normal
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Now this I can work with.

Mind, I think Thanksgiving is likely toast anyway. I’m not seeing Johnson make moves yet to get his conference back to DC
I still think it's absurd that they give up now, when I think a much more understandable play would be holding the line and letting the GOP ruin thanksgiving and then doing something to avert ruining Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Critical win today
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM