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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Now these are party ppl “organic penile girth injections,” and “aggressively targets pet waste from non-breeder dogs,” as well as “fired in 2023 for having “office ass,””💃🏼🕺🏼
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
It has been too long, y'all
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November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Now these are party ppl “organic penile girth injections,” and “aggressively targets pet waste from non-breeder dogs,” as well as “fired in 2023 for having “office ass,””💃🏼🕺🏼
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
It has been too long, y'all
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November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
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Nine. 9. NINE.
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
NEW: California voters pass Proposition 50, which adopts a new Democratic-approved congressional map through 2030, The Associated Press reports.
The new maps will take effect starting in the 2026 midterm elections. https://to.pbs.org/47z89Dh
The new maps will take effect starting in the 2026 midterm elections. https://to.pbs.org/47z89Dh
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nine. 9. NINE.
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
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really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
Election Night Update...
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Election Night Update...
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Go vote or some shit
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Go vote or some shit
Evil Austin Pizza Reviews #9: Loudmouth
We hit the east side for a change
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November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Not weirdly backing your vehicle into a tight parking spot is a genuine act of defiance in Austin
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not weirdly backing your vehicle into a tight parking spot is a genuine act of defiance in Austin
The Chili's at 45th and Lamar in Austin should have a Michelin Star
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Chili's at 45th and Lamar in Austin should have a Michelin Star
ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
It's almost Halloween, and my new one argues why this holiday blows the doors off all others 🎃
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Seven Reasons Why Halloween Is The Best Holiday
Not ever sure it's even close, y'all
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October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's almost Halloween, and my new one argues why this holiday blows the doors off all others 🎃
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Shooting at the Austin Public Library downtown 😓
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Shooting at the Austin Public Library downtown 😓
Austin right now 💦
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Austin right now 💦
"Whether it's Obama turning a tennis court into a small basketball court or Trump totally demolishing the entire East Wing for a new $300 Million ballroom, I think we can all agree that these Presidents added their unique touches to the White House"
-Washington Post, probably
-Washington Post, probably
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Whether it's Obama turning a tennis court into a small basketball court or Trump totally demolishing the entire East Wing for a new $300 Million ballroom, I think we can all agree that these Presidents added their unique touches to the White House"
-Washington Post, probably
-Washington Post, probably
🎃My latest is live and gives y'all the final 11 entries in my '31 Horror Movies for 31 Days' 🎃
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31 Horror Movies For 31 Days, Part III: The Final Chapter
We're hitting the Halloween stretch run, y'all
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October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
🎃My latest is live and gives y'all the final 11 entries in my '31 Horror Movies for 31 Days' 🎃
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Austin cops with sirens on shoving F1 douchelords through downtown traffic like they're Secret Service is such arrogant shitbaggery I'm almost speechless, like fuck off so hard
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Austin cops with sirens on shoving F1 douchelords through downtown traffic like they're Secret Service is such arrogant shitbaggery I'm almost speechless, like fuck off so hard
Trying to paint angry grandmas, righteously indignant folks with quirky signs, and twerking inflatable frogs as criminals and terrorists is fucking pathetic and desperate as hell
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trying to paint angry grandmas, righteously indignant folks with quirky signs, and twerking inflatable frogs as criminals and terrorists is fucking pathetic and desperate as hell
Austin-Themed Spirit Costumes That Will Rule Halloween 2025
It's almost time.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
100% Certified Fresh on Evil MoPac
Hey guys, if you’re not too busy this weekend, maybe it might be a good time to go see a movie. Just a thought. I heard there is something good playing.
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
100% Certified Fresh on Evil MoPac
It's 10:04 and OU still sucks
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's 10:04 and OU still sucks
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Texas State Highway Loop 1
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Texas State Highway Loop 1
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