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This is what I'm returning to in Austin tomorrow. I will really miss Michigan Winter.
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is what I'm returning to in Austin tomorrow. I will really miss Michigan Winter.
Early January Austin Meme™
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Early January Austin Meme™
2026 has totally sucked
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
2026 has totally sucked
It's almost time for Texans to play "WAS THAT FIREWORKS OR GUNFIRE?"
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It's almost time for Texans to play "WAS THAT FIREWORKS OR GUNFIRE?"
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Treat yourself today at evilmopacatx.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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“I get it, you’re a Christian. That’s great. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, START ACTING LIKE ONE. When atheist Liberals are running laps around your kindness and empathy, it should hit y’all like a bolt from the blue that things need to change.”
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My new one has some worthy resolution suggestions for all y'all
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Some New Year's Resolutions For a Better 2026
The worst that can happen is failing in January
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I get it, you’re a Christian. That’s great. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, START ACTING LIKE ONE. When atheist Liberals are running laps around your kindness and empathy, it should hit y’all like a bolt from the blue that things need to change.”
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Doing this again: If you donate $25+ to @thebarbedwire.com or became a member TODAY, I’ll do a ten minute pet portrait or other drawing for you!!! (Provide a reference photo with the receipt!)
I’ll do as many as I can in a burst this evening.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/23/2...
I’ll do as many as I can in a burst this evening.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/23/2...
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Doing this again: If you donate $25+ to @thebarbedwire.com or became a member TODAY, I’ll do a ten minute pet portrait or other drawing for you!!! (Provide a reference photo with the receipt!)
I’ll do as many as I can in a burst this evening.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/23/2...
I’ll do as many as I can in a burst this evening.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/23/2...
My new one has some worthy resolution suggestions for all y'all
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Some New Year's Resolutions For a Better 2026
The worst that can happen is failing in January
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My new one has some worthy resolution suggestions for all y'all
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Victim's Essay: "God is cool and shit"
T.A.: "That's an F"
Victim: "You're attacking my religious feedom"
T.A.: "To write at a 6th grade level and totally ignore the requirements of the paper?"
Victim: "OU, save me from this oppression"
T.A.: "She's nuts, right?"
OU: "YOU'RE FIRED"
And, scene
T.A.: "That's an F"
Victim: "You're attacking my religious feedom"
T.A.: "To write at a 6th grade level and totally ignore the requirements of the paper?"
Victim: "OU, save me from this oppression"
T.A.: "She's nuts, right?"
OU: "YOU'RE FIRED"
And, scene
I’m a Longhorn. As such, I do indeed love throwing barbs at OU and Texas A&M, our famed rivals.
Having said this, what’s happening to their academic freedom is devastating. They are both excellent schools. They admit bright students. Those students deserve SO much better.
Having said this, what’s happening to their academic freedom is devastating. They are both excellent schools. They admit bright students. Those students deserve SO much better.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Victim's Essay: "God is cool and shit"
T.A.: "That's an F"
Victim: "You're attacking my religious feedom"
T.A.: "To write at a 6th grade level and totally ignore the requirements of the paper?"
Victim: "OU, save me from this oppression"
T.A.: "She's nuts, right?"
OU: "YOU'RE FIRED"
And, scene
T.A.: "That's an F"
Victim: "You're attacking my religious feedom"
T.A.: "To write at a 6th grade level and totally ignore the requirements of the paper?"
Victim: "OU, save me from this oppression"
T.A.: "She's nuts, right?"
OU: "YOU'RE FIRED"
And, scene
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Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
Austin Christmas Eve Meme™
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Austin Christmas Eve Meme™
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December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
🎅 My Evil MoPac Merch Holiday Sale continues 🎅
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Check it out here: evilmopacatx.com
Hats, mugs, shirts, and so much more...bangers, galore 🎄🤝🥂
Check it out here: evilmopacatx.com
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE FROM AUSTIN 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE FROM AUSTIN 🎅
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SCOTUS may yet offer some restraint on Trump’s insatiable desire for more power. Though 3 Justices are always ready to allow his misconduct, a majority declared in today’s ruling that his regime “failed to identify a source of authority that would allow the military to execute the laws in Illinois.”
Supreme Court rejects Trump's bid to deploy National Guard in Illinois
The Trump administration says troops are needed to protect immigration agents in the Chicago area, a move officials there strongly oppose.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
SCOTUS may yet offer some restraint on Trump’s insatiable desire for more power. Though 3 Justices are always ready to allow his misconduct, a majority declared in today’s ruling that his regime “failed to identify a source of authority that would allow the military to execute the laws in Illinois.”
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I bought this shirt, and since it has arrived I cannot stop attracting super cool, attractive, and fashionable people. They all just want to hang out with me. Thank you @evilmopacatx.bsky.social. The only good thing MOPAC has done in my life.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I bought this shirt, and since it has arrived I cannot stop attracting super cool, attractive, and fashionable people. They all just want to hang out with me. Thank you @evilmopacatx.bsky.social. The only good thing MOPAC has done in my life.
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Check it out here: evilmopacatx.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🎅My Evil MoPac Merch Holiday Sale has arrived, y'all!🎅
The coolest anthropomorphic highway merchandise line out there, with all kinds of awesome gifts 🎄🕎🎁
Check it out here: evilmopacatx.com
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Check it out here: evilmopacatx.com
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Just got this notification. My business has a small shipment of Colombian tea currently in customs in Miami. We paid $965 for the tea. The Trump administration is taxing us an additional $142.84.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just got this notification. My business has a small shipment of Colombian tea currently in customs in Miami. We paid $965 for the tea. The Trump administration is taxing us an additional $142.84.
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Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.
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Rob Reiner (1947–2025)
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rob Reiner (1947–2025)