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Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
Horrible shit happens when you give guns, badges, and minimal training to taintlords who come in 4th place for an opening as a Wal-Mart loss prevention officer
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Horrible shit happens when you give guns, badges, and minimal training to taintlords who come in 4th place for an opening as a Wal-Mart loss prevention officer
Spot the Temu version
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Spot the Temu version
That was hope, no more
(But...when they had the power killing sirens on at the end, how would El have any power?)
(But...when they had the power killing sirens on at the end, how would El have any power?)
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
That was hope, no more
(But...when they had the power killing sirens on at the end, how would El have any power?)
(But...when they had the power killing sirens on at the end, how would El have any power?)
My new one breaks down why the over the top negative reaction to the "Stranger Things" finale is a canary in a coalmine for just how lost we are as a society in 2026
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
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The "Stranger Things" Finale Was Really Satisfying. Then I Made The Mistake of Going Online
The reaction has been an infected canary in a hateful coal mine (NOTE: SPOILERS)
open.substack.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My new one breaks down why the over the top negative reaction to the "Stranger Things" finale is a canary in a coalmine for just how lost we are as a society in 2026
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
The things some people do for a Nobel Peace Prize, amiright?
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The things some people do for a Nobel Peace Prize, amiright?
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This is what I'm returning to in Austin tomorrow. I will really miss Michigan Winter.
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is what I'm returning to in Austin tomorrow. I will really miss Michigan Winter.
Early January Austin Meme™
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Early January Austin Meme™
Nothing is enforced I haven't seen a speeder pulled over in 5 years
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Nothing is enforced I haven't seen a speeder pulled over in 5 years
2026 has totally sucked
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
2026 has totally sucked
It's almost time for Texans to play "WAS THAT FIREWORKS OR GUNFIRE?"
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It's almost time for Texans to play "WAS THAT FIREWORKS OR GUNFIRE?"
I, too, am grateful to serve Austin
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I, too, am grateful to serve Austin
The Evil MoPac Merch Holiday Sale ends soon!!! 🎄🎁🍾
Hats, t-shirts, mugs, stickers and more, all marked down
Treat yourself today at evilmopacatx.com
Hats, t-shirts, mugs, stickers and more, all marked down
Treat yourself today at evilmopacatx.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Evil MoPac Merch Holiday Sale ends soon!!! 🎄🎁🍾
Hats, t-shirts, mugs, stickers and more, all marked down
Treat yourself today at evilmopacatx.com
Hats, t-shirts, mugs, stickers and more, all marked down
Treat yourself today at evilmopacatx.com
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“I get it, you’re a Christian. That’s great. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, START ACTING LIKE ONE. When atheist Liberals are running laps around your kindness and empathy, it should hit y’all like a bolt from the blue that things need to change.”
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My new one has some worthy resolution suggestions for all y'all
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Happy New Year to everyone except the taintlords
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Some New Year's Resolutions For a Better 2026
The worst that can happen is failing in January
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I get it, you’re a Christian. That’s great. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, START ACTING LIKE ONE. When atheist Liberals are running laps around your kindness and empathy, it should hit y’all like a bolt from the blue that things need to change.”
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