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@fookthis.bsky.social
Writer Austin Chronicle, TalkFilmSociety, Looper, Daily Grindhouse, One of Us
Co-host of George Kennedy is My Co-Pilot
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My birthday is Sunday. Booked it off from HEB. I'm off Monday for the MLK day holiday so I went ahead and booked this Friday off from my day job, too, so I can enjoy a four day weekend. Never celebrate my birthday but any excuse to not work.
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
My birthday is Sunday. Booked it off from HEB. I'm off Monday for the MLK day holiday so I went ahead and booked this Friday off from my day job, too, so I can enjoy a four day weekend. Never celebrate my birthday but any excuse to not work.
Sorry but can't follow anyone else. Unless I do a "one in, one out".
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Sorry but can't follow anyone else. Unless I do a "one in, one out".
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories...
theonion.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
Last night, The Drafthouse had the fucking balls to both REMOVE all promos for mobile ordering AND also play this bumper for no talking/texting.
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Last night, The Drafthouse had the fucking balls to both REMOVE all promos for mobile ordering AND also play this bumper for no talking/texting.
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
Shout out to my server tonight who comped my bill tonight. Thank you, J!
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Shout out to my server tonight who comped my bill tonight. Thank you, J!
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
How the fuck are we supposed to even report any talkers if they take away the papers and pens?
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
The entire point of going to the Drafthouse is that people DON'T have their phones out? You cannot shift to this method and maintain the no talk, no text policy no matter what the press release claims.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
How the fuck are we supposed to even report any talkers if they take away the papers and pens?
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social please explain yourself re: this ONLY mobile ordering DURING the film. It's bad enough you're lax about people talking during the film but now you're telling me the only way to order IS TO PULL OUT YOUR PHONE? Make it make sense. You've lost a customer if this is true.
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social please explain yourself re: this ONLY mobile ordering DURING the film. It's bad enough you're lax about people talking during the film but now you're telling me the only way to order IS TO PULL OUT YOUR PHONE? Make it make sense. You've lost a customer if this is true.
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
The entire point of going to the Drafthouse is that people DON'T have their phones out? You cannot shift to this method and maintain the no talk, no text policy no matter what the press release claims.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Alamo Drafthouse Goes Mobile, Getting Rid of Pen-and-Paper Food Orders to ‘Protect the Moviegoing Experience’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Alamo Drafthouse is switching to mobile ordering for food and drinks to "protect the moviegoing experience."
variety.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
Just remember I'm taking the kiddo to see RISKY BUSINESS on the big screen tonight. Part of the "Guest Selects" series programmed by Josh Safdie. I've seen it many times in the theatre and on cable but it's probably been at least 30 years since the last time I've watched it. Good lord I'm old.
a woman in a pink shirt is laying down with her hand on her face and the words " you wanna come " written above her
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is laying down with her hand on her face and the words " you wanna come " written above her
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Just remember I'm taking the kiddo to see RISKY BUSINESS on the big screen tonight. Part of the "Guest Selects" series programmed by Josh Safdie. I've seen it many times in the theatre and on cable but it's probably been at least 30 years since the last time I've watched it. Good lord I'm old.
Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
What's your #childhoodcinema
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
What's your #childhoodcinema
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
Now I'm at the Tax Office trying to get the car title in my name. Texas is weird where this shit isn't at the place where you get your license like CA. Want to get all these errands done this morning before going to work. I'm booked out until noon. Lotta people in here.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Now I'm at the Tax Office trying to get the car title in my name. Texas is weird where this shit isn't at the place where you get your license like CA. Want to get all these errands done this morning before going to work. I'm booked out until noon. Lotta people in here.
Just saw the doctor for a 3 month check in. Blood pressure 120/82. Weight down 60lbs from when I started Mounjaro. All labs are good. Kidney function normal. He's upping my dose of the Mounjaro since I've kind of leveled off.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Just saw the doctor for a 3 month check in. Blood pressure 120/82. Weight down 60lbs from when I started Mounjaro. All labs are good. Kidney function normal. He's upping my dose of the Mounjaro since I've kind of leveled off.
Watched TRAIN DREAMS when I woke up. Felt like a perfect Sunday morning film. Takes a lot for a movie to move me but this one did. Good stuff.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Watched TRAIN DREAMS when I woke up. Felt like a perfect Sunday morning film. Takes a lot for a movie to move me but this one did. Good stuff.
I'm this many years old
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I'm this many years old
I've been up since 3am cos a BARNABY JONES that I hadn't seen before starring Bradford Dilman came on. That's the kinda girl I am.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I've been up since 3am cos a BARNABY JONES that I hadn't seen before starring Bradford Dilman came on. That's the kinda girl I am.
A recreation of Don and Megan's Manhattan apartment
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 AM
A recreation of Don and Megan's Manhattan apartment
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Early January Austin Meme™
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Early January Austin Meme™
Absolute need/want!!
Look at this THIN MAN fans!
Look at this THIN MAN fans!
Thin Man study.
2024.
Graphite and Prismacolor Verithin white pencil on
Strathmore toned gray paper.
11"x17"
SOLD.
I still want to do a full-color poster of this with all the copy.
I really love this piece and had a ball working on it.
2024.
Graphite and Prismacolor Verithin white pencil on
Strathmore toned gray paper.
11"x17"
SOLD.
I still want to do a full-color poster of this with all the copy.
I really love this piece and had a ball working on it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Absolute need/want!!
Look at this THIN MAN fans!
Look at this THIN MAN fans!
Back to work today. Kiddo's coming in with me. This week has been dead slow and I imagine today will be the same. I've already cleaned/rearranged my desk on Tuesday. There's stuff to do BUT we're in a blackout period where we can't make updates until next Wednesday so workflow just grows til then.
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Back to work today. Kiddo's coming in with me. This week has been dead slow and I imagine today will be the same. I've already cleaned/rearranged my desk on Tuesday. There's stuff to do BUT we're in a blackout period where we can't make updates until next Wednesday so workflow just grows til then.
I'm The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I'm The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
It's such a pleasure hosting GEORGE KENNEDY IS MY CO-PILOT with Doug and @liamrulz.bsky.social. They are both scholars and gentlemen. Here's to 2026!
Here's my year in podcasting!
- 51 episodes of @cinemasmorgasbord.bsky.social. An episode out every single Monday. Thanks to co-hosts @bieberkopf.bsky.social, @juliacmarchese.bsky.social, @fookthis.bsky.social, Leslie Hatton and all of our wonderful guests.
www.cinemasmorgasbord.com
- 51 episodes of @cinemasmorgasbord.bsky.social. An episode out every single Monday. Thanks to co-hosts @bieberkopf.bsky.social, @juliacmarchese.bsky.social, @fookthis.bsky.social, Leslie Hatton and all of our wonderful guests.
www.cinemasmorgasbord.com
Cinema Smorgasbord - Home
Obsessive podcasts for cinema connoisseurs (and other weirdos).
www.cinemasmorgasbord.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's such a pleasure hosting GEORGE KENNEDY IS MY CO-PILOT with Doug and @liamrulz.bsky.social. They are both scholars and gentlemen. Here's to 2026!