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salem, not the witch one
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pnw, cats, milb wcl college baseball
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im left of bernie fucking sanders
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Pinned
same boy. same.
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I would like for Hollywood to stop strip-mining my youth for shit reboots!
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
every piece of shit that replaced a wonderful mid century house in our old austin neighborhood
Real Estate: It’s Gray Time!
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Stop stop I like her already.
absolutely *incredible* scenes on vichy twitter
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
empty of course
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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A state arena subsidy bill would give new Blazers owner Tom Dundon $360m from all income taxes from players, staff, performers, and even construction workers doing upgrades, plus another $240m in city/county money, in return for a lease extension TBD.
Oregon bill offers Blazers owner all income taxes from in and around arena in exchange for not threatening to move yet
The Portland Trail Blazers are in the middle of being sold to Carolina Hurricanes owner/subprime auto loan baron/"glass chewer" Tom Dundon, and apparently the threat of the team's expiring lease in 20...
www.fieldofschemes.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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lovely place. please donate.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso

You don't want to miss this!

open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
fancy name for morning wood just dropped
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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It's always interesting to see which Super Bowl team Jesus punishes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Because they are giant fucking racist babies, any more dumb questions?
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
madafaka
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
watching the patrick warburton the tick again (lost track on how many times) and it remains one of the best tv shows in history
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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So, how’s the year going?
August 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Bullet dodged, so to speak.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i am already sick of seeing 250 celebrations stuff

there is nothing to celebrate this year

i will celebrate when he is ____
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM