the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)
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For those of you playing at home, right now we have 218 R 213 D in the House. We will take back Sylvester Turner’s seat 1/31 and Mikie Sherrill’s in April. That leaves MTG’s and LaMalfa’s seats open.
Never be afraid of the Republican party, their majority is a soap bubble.
California Republican Rep. Doug LaMalfa has died, the House of Representatives GOP said on Tuesday. He was 65… (developing story please check back for updates) - @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2026/01/06/d...
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
For those of you playing at home, right now we have 218 R 213 D in the House. We will take back Sylvester Turner’s seat 1/31 and Mikie Sherrill’s in April. That leaves MTG’s and LaMalfa’s seats open.
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If ilhan Omar had a "favorite philosopher" who said something like this, the media would literally hound her into resigning. But they don't even report on the fact that the sitting vice president loves this guy, a disgusting anti-semite
Quick question: what the FUCK?!?
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
If ilhan Omar had a "favorite philosopher" who said something like this, the media would literally hound her into resigning. But they don't even report on the fact that the sitting vice president loves this guy, a disgusting anti-semite
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just catching up, did we Final Destination the House GOP Caucus
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
just catching up, did we Final Destination the House GOP Caucus
one of the guys who was going to be wiped out by Prop 50.
Republican Rep. Doug LaMalfa, a rice farmer who served in political office in California for more than two decades, died suddenly, House GOP leaders say. He was 65.
GOP Rep. Doug LaMalfa dies at 65
The sudden death of the California Republican and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's resignation cuts the GOP's fragile House majority to 218-213, with no margin for error.
nbcnews.to
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
one of the guys who was going to be wiped out by Prop 50.
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Most men will never do half the things for a woman they love that this man will do to go to a hospital
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Most men will never do half the things for a woman they love that this man will do to go to a hospital
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Part of police reform in the country needs to be when you arrest people on clearly spurious reasons, the police get immediately charged with 'kidnapping + abuse of authority', which bare minimum results in them never being a police officer again + restitution and jail time.
another example of our incredibly weird status quo - this happened, the cops couldn't actually charge her, and she's been confirmed as released
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Part of police reform in the country needs to be when you arrest people on clearly spurious reasons, the police get immediately charged with 'kidnapping + abuse of authority', which bare minimum results in them never being a police officer again + restitution and jail time.
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I’ve told this story multiple times but Bowie, MD was the first time I saw a fully thriving Black middle class. You had Black people shopping at Wegmans and strip malls. Federal employment offered a path to the middle class for Black people in PG County. DOGE basically wipes out that opportunity.
I’m telling you, everything this administration does is designed to completely destroy the pathways low income people have to reach the middle class
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I’ve told this story multiple times but Bowie, MD was the first time I saw a fully thriving Black middle class. You had Black people shopping at Wegmans and strip malls. Federal employment offered a path to the middle class for Black people in PG County. DOGE basically wipes out that opportunity.
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Do you ever think about how in sci fi, space forces often have navy ranks and traditions, but in real life it’s always army because they come from air forces? What do you think happened in the history of all these fictional space forces that made them turn into space navies?
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Do you ever think about how in sci fi, space forces often have navy ranks and traditions, but in real life it’s always army because they come from air forces? What do you think happened in the history of all these fictional space forces that made them turn into space navies?
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I feel like we’ve been in that territory since the bombing of Iran but the Maduro thing put us over the edge for sure.
I think we might be a rogue state ngl
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I feel like we’ve been in that territory since the bombing of Iran but the Maduro thing put us over the edge for sure.
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We only have to survive 3 more years
I think we might be a rogue state ngl
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
We only have to survive 3 more years
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"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that
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Rip James Joyce you would have loved the Song of Songs bot
Thy lips, O my bride, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the odour of thy garments is like the fragrance of Lebanon.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Rip James Joyce you would have loved the Song of Songs bot
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Fake judges no juries
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Fake judges no juries
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Yeah Dem voters are completely fed up with their leaders and are going to elect some shit bags like Platner to stick it to the feckless establishment
Democratic Tea Party (derogatory?)
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Yeah Dem voters are completely fed up with their leaders and are going to elect some shit bags like Platner to stick it to the feckless establishment
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Justice Dept. Drops Claim That Venezuela’s ‘Cartel de los Soles’ Is an Actual Group www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
archive if you get the paywall: archive.is/EbLvr
archive if you get the paywall: archive.is/EbLvr
Justice Dept. Drops Claim That Venezuela’s ‘Cartel de los Soles’ Is an Actual Group
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Justice Dept. Drops Claim That Venezuela’s ‘Cartel de los Soles’ Is an Actual Group www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
archive if you get the paywall: archive.is/EbLvr
archive if you get the paywall: archive.is/EbLvr
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>Judge orders him released after bad arrest
>DoJ refuses
>Venezuelan troops show up in US, claim jurisdiction to enforce law in what strategists call an "UNO Reverse Maneuver"
>Compromise is reached wherein ICE deports Maduro b/c he got here 'illegally'
it's gonna somehow be more stupid than this
>DoJ refuses
>Venezuelan troops show up in US, claim jurisdiction to enforce law in what strategists call an "UNO Reverse Maneuver"
>Compromise is reached wherein ICE deports Maduro b/c he got here 'illegally'
it's gonna somehow be more stupid than this
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
>Judge orders him released after bad arrest
>DoJ refuses
>Venezuelan troops show up in US, claim jurisdiction to enforce law in what strategists call an "UNO Reverse Maneuver"
>Compromise is reached wherein ICE deports Maduro b/c he got here 'illegally'
it's gonna somehow be more stupid than this
>DoJ refuses
>Venezuelan troops show up in US, claim jurisdiction to enforce law in what strategists call an "UNO Reverse Maneuver"
>Compromise is reached wherein ICE deports Maduro b/c he got here 'illegally'
it's gonna somehow be more stupid than this
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Like correct me if I'm wrong, but the entire """"narcoterrorism"""" pretext hinged on there being an Actual Group called Cartel de los Soles
My feelings are so strange right now. This is simultaneously the funniest thing I've ever read, and I am also absolutely incandescent with rage.
it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Like correct me if I'm wrong, but the entire """"narcoterrorism"""" pretext hinged on there being an Actual Group called Cartel de los Soles
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My feelings are so strange right now. This is simultaneously the funniest thing I've ever read, and I am also absolutely incandescent with rage.
it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
My feelings are so strange right now. This is simultaneously the funniest thing I've ever read, and I am also absolutely incandescent with rage.
it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
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I’ve been meaning to write this up but the reason they’re destroying norms so fast is also the reason they’re so bad at it: they’re copying characters they saw on a screen. Stephen Miller isn’t Goebbels, he’s a guy who is trying to play the Goebbels role he’d spent years practicing in a mirror.
Like trying to drift a car on the street & being surprised when they hit a curb. These guys didn't put in the work, because the whole reason they're these guys is because they can't or won't put in the work
Right, there are these little moments where you can see them going “no rules! Arrest the enemies of the state” and then they get to the station and they’re like “but wait, we got nothing on this guy, we gotta let him go” like it’s Law and Order
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’ve been meaning to write this up but the reason they’re destroying norms so fast is also the reason they’re so bad at it: they’re copying characters they saw on a screen. Stephen Miller isn’t Goebbels, he’s a guy who is trying to play the Goebbels role he’d spent years practicing in a mirror.
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Like trying to drift a car on the street & being surprised when they hit a curb. These guys didn't put in the work, because the whole reason they're these guys is because they can't or won't put in the work
Right, there are these little moments where you can see them going “no rules! Arrest the enemies of the state” and then they get to the station and they’re like “but wait, we got nothing on this guy, we gotta let him go” like it’s Law and Order
parts of the law enforcement apparatus in this country, both federal and local, is behaving as if we are in an autocracy or a State of Exception is in effect, but they can't actually...do autocracy/SOE things, because of what I can only describe as institutional inertia
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Like trying to drift a car on the street & being surprised when they hit a curb. These guys didn't put in the work, because the whole reason they're these guys is because they can't or won't put in the work
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Troy Jackson you are wanted in valhalla.
Democratic Tea Party (derogatory?)
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Troy Jackson you are wanted in valhalla.
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insane that DC Dems are still letting themselves get dogwalked by a Redditor shithead with Nazi tats rather than admit that the 80-year-old filibuster-supporting conservative they dragged out of an Augusta retirement home is probably a suboptimal candidate
Democratic Tea Party (derogatory?)
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
insane that DC Dems are still letting themselves get dogwalked by a Redditor shithead with Nazi tats rather than admit that the 80-year-old filibuster-supporting conservative they dragged out of an Augusta retirement home is probably a suboptimal candidate
Democratic Tea Party (derogatory?)
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Democratic Tea Party (derogatory?)
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Right, there are these little moments where you can see them going “no rules! Arrest the enemies of the state” and then they get to the station and they’re like “but wait, we got nothing on this guy, we gotta let him go” like it’s Law and Order
parts of the law enforcement apparatus in this country, both federal and local, is behaving as if we are in an autocracy or a State of Exception is in effect, but they can't actually...do autocracy/SOE things, because of what I can only describe as institutional inertia
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Right, there are these little moments where you can see them going “no rules! Arrest the enemies of the state” and then they get to the station and they’re like “but wait, we got nothing on this guy, we gotta let him go” like it’s Law and Order