Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
i mean i really don't disagree, again, isposting and not oughtposting.
fetterman can suck my whole ass inside out
just throwing that out there
just throwing that out there
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i mean i really don't disagree, again, isposting and not oughtposting.
The reason why I find this unlikely is that Fetterman hasn't actually taken a single vote that actually sinks the party. He's taken a bunch of show votes, and showed up and voted no when Schumer asked him to.
vOv probably should primary him, but I'm not getting "gonna switch parties" from him
vOv probably should primary him, but I'm not getting "gonna switch parties" from him
It's going to be wild when Paxton gets the GOP nomination in Texas, loses in the general, and the Dems miraculously grab a 51-49 lead in the Senate in November . . .
. . . and then Fetterman switches parties in December.
www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...
. . . and then Fetterman switches parties in December.
www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...
Fetterman lone Democrat to support Homeland Security funding bill, as DHS shutdown looms
A shutdown for the Department of Homeland Security appeared certain Thursday as lawmakers in the House and Senate were set to leave Washington for a 10-day break.
www.wesa.fm
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The reason why I find this unlikely is that Fetterman hasn't actually taken a single vote that actually sinks the party. He's taken a bunch of show votes, and showed up and voted no when Schumer asked him to.
vOv probably should primary him, but I'm not getting "gonna switch parties" from him
vOv probably should primary him, but I'm not getting "gonna switch parties" from him
okay so this is funny because he's spiraling after being told it's not passing and is now posting shit
Trump threatens to present an executive order on voter ID if it can’t pass Congress
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
okay so this is funny because he's spiraling after being told it's not passing and is now posting shit
It's actually not obvious at all, especially with continued suburban drift and Trump coalition reliance on unreliable voters. Generally I think voter ID is a net wash at best.
Passport holders (with the only poll we really have) are D +10-esh, more Democratic leaning than the normal electorate.
Passport holders (with the only poll we really have) are D +10-esh, more Democratic leaning than the normal electorate.
Been toying with the same thought. Pointless barriers to voting pitched as a solution to an imaginary problem are a bad idea in principle, but Republicans seem very sure it will help them on net, and that’s not really obvious to me.
The funny thing about the MAGA voter ID crusade is...are they SURE they want to do that? Increase the hurdles to advantage the most motivated? Because I assure you, Democratic voters will jump through any hoop you put in front of them to get a ballot cast. Can MAGA say the same of its voters?
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It's actually not obvious at all, especially with continued suburban drift and Trump coalition reliance on unreliable voters. Generally I think voter ID is a net wash at best.
Passport holders (with the only poll we really have) are D +10-esh, more Democratic leaning than the normal electorate.
Passport holders (with the only poll we really have) are D +10-esh, more Democratic leaning than the normal electorate.
would u say u will be presenting it in two weeks mr. president??
Trump: “The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired … There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!“
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
would u say u will be presenting it in two weeks mr. president??
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YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
I... cannot express how evil this is, and how none of these people will see heaven.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I... cannot express how evil this is, and how none of these people will see heaven.
The FBI literally doesn't work anymore. May be problematic.
Far-right podcaster Trump appointed to lead FBI bungled the Kirk investigation and blamed others. Looks like he's bungling the Guthrie investigation and blaming others too.
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
Sheriff Hits Back at Claims of Blocking FBI From Nancy Guthrie Evidence
Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos is hitting back at claims that he is blocking the FBI from accessing key evidence in the search for Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie. In an interview with NBC Tucs...
www.miamiherald.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The FBI literally doesn't work anymore. May be problematic.
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The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”
again, not great, but I will emphasize to people that most states have incredibly simple opt out procedures for vaccines. They literally hand you a one page form and you sign it and you're done.
The ship sailed here awhile ago.
The ship sailed here awhile ago.
Longtime allies of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. health secretary, have launched a new effort to repeal laws that for decades have required children to be vaccinated against measles, polio and other diseases before they enter day care or kindergarten. nyti.ms/4tPTU7E
RFK Jr. Allies Target States to Overturn Vaccine Mandates for Schools
Proponents of vaccines warn that the efforts will further dismantle the immunization infrastructure and lead to more outbreaks of disease.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
again, not great, but I will emphasize to people that most states have incredibly simple opt out procedures for vaccines. They literally hand you a one page form and you sign it and you're done.
The ship sailed here awhile ago.
The ship sailed here awhile ago.
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at this pace we'll have to rename the next game to cyberpunk 2027
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Someone put it (correctly) that there no one reads anything as isposting anymore, it's all oughtposting. Explaining how something works is viewed by its very nature as an endorsement of the thing. It's bizarre.
a very persistent thing on here is
poster a: untrue claim about a political figure - often a justly dislikable or objectionable one
poster b: correction of untrue claim
poster a: oh so you support them
it's part of the general comprehension collapse but it's a distinct dynamic.
poster a: untrue claim about a political figure - often a justly dislikable or objectionable one
poster b: correction of untrue claim
poster a: oh so you support them
it's part of the general comprehension collapse but it's a distinct dynamic.
i have never supported Gavin Newsom in any election and hopefully i never will
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Someone put it (correctly) that there no one reads anything as isposting anymore, it's all oughtposting. Explaining how something works is viewed by its very nature as an endorsement of the thing. It's bizarre.
Good god.
Yes, NBC out-rated us this week, but it’s completely unfair to compare us when one of their anchors’ mothers was kidnapped and none of ours were.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Good god.
I have to say that being able to say "Turn in your gun and badge, Lewandowski, you're fired" would be very satisfying.
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I have to say that being able to say "Turn in your gun and badge, Lewandowski, you're fired" would be very satisfying.
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jesus
Trump's black hand was looking extra gnarly and swollen today
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
jesus
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RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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lol
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
lol
Same thing I said yesterday, Rand Paul is lunatic and I mostly hate him, but he's going hard after ICE today.
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Same thing I said yesterday, Rand Paul is lunatic and I mostly hate him, but he's going hard after ICE today.
This is literally subtweeting my father.
"Hi Dad, what does this case mean?"
*6 hour diatribe on canon law.*
"Hi Dad, what does this case mean?"
*6 hour diatribe on canon law.*
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This is literally subtweeting my father.
"Hi Dad, what does this case mean?"
*6 hour diatribe on canon law.*
"Hi Dad, what does this case mean?"
*6 hour diatribe on canon law.*
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So a sidenote is something that I've mentioned before is that goddamn Gunship is a -good- band.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
So a sidenote is something that I've mentioned before is that goddamn Gunship is a -good- band.
Good luck Zach, I've always appreciated your reporting.
Some personal news—
Today is my last day with Forbes.
Incredibly thankful to have worked with such talented colleagues.
Easily the most fulfilling 5 years of my career.
Seems like the perfect time to leave too, as Trump II has been pretty quiet on the ethics front.
Today is my last day with Forbes.
Incredibly thankful to have worked with such talented colleagues.
Easily the most fulfilling 5 years of my career.
Seems like the perfect time to leave too, as Trump II has been pretty quiet on the ethics front.
a man in a denim shirt is standing in front of a fire .
Alt: a man in a denim shirt is standing in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Good luck Zach, I've always appreciated your reporting.
Interesting to keep track of this - if Dems meaningfully perform outside of the MoE better on the RV -> LV switch.
HIT Strategies poll | December 2025 RV (released 2/10)
Generic congressional ballot 2026 (men aged 18-29)
Likely voters
🟦Democratic 61%
🟥Republican 39%
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Registered voters
🟦Democratic 54%
🟥Republican 36%
www.thirdway.org/memo/where-d...
Generic congressional ballot 2026 (men aged 18-29)
Likely voters
🟦Democratic 61%
🟥Republican 39%
—
Registered voters
🟦Democratic 54%
🟥Republican 36%
www.thirdway.org/memo/where-d...
Where Do Young Men Stand Ahead of the 2026 Midterms?
Third Way is a national think tank and advocacy organization that champions moderate policy and political ideas. Our work on the center left acts as a critical bulwark against political extremism.
www.thirdway.org
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Interesting to keep track of this - if Dems meaningfully perform outside of the MoE better on the RV -> LV switch.
Massie is a crazy son of a bitch, but I do have a grim amount of respect for how willing he is to put his entire political career on the line to go after pedos.
Massie: "The recourse is that the next AG can bring charges against them for breaking the law. I think that's what compelled them to produce 3 million documents, and now they're claiming it's incompetence. They're defense today is incompetence for why they haven't given us all the documents."
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Massie is a crazy son of a bitch, but I do have a grim amount of respect for how willing he is to put his entire political career on the line to go after pedos.